A/N: Nyaa~!

Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba slash Fruits Basket

Warnings: language, slight dirty talk. Spoilers for Akito

Not Much Importance

It was currently calm and quiet at Shigure's house, for everyone was asleep.
After sixteen hours of sleep, everyone woke up...at...at the same time?
"Oh. My. Akito!" Yelled Kyo, scaring Yuki, who turned into a rat. "It's Christmas!" Kyo continued. "No it's not, Kyo. It's-are you ready for this?-Tuesday!" Tohru Honda explained. "aw, cupcakes" Kyo said, sadly, then sat down at the low table. Shigure then came into the room. "Hello, my ding dong children!" Shigure said. Yuki transformed back, naked, but no one cared. For the rat can sometimes be a total smart-ass.
"The craziest piece of cake just happened!" Shigure explained. Kisa, Momiji and Hatsuharu also gathered at that low table. Haru stepped on Yuki's toe. But no one cared.
"Okay, okay. So, I was outside taking a dump-" Shigure started. "Wait, you took a dump outside!?" Tohru interrupted. "Yeah. I'm a dog." Shigure spoke. Hatsuharu then burped and farted at the same time, then got up and went outside. Stepping on Yuki's toe on his way out. But no one cared. "Okay. As I was saying. I was outside taking a-" Shigure spoke. Hatori walked in the room. "Why the jar is Haru taking a crap outside?" Hatori asked. "Because, he's a friggin' cow!" Said a voice in the distance. Hatori left, taking some of Tohru's hair. "Okay. So, I was pooping outside when this fat, helium filled lady floated by. So, I moved out of the way, and wiped my butt on the closest tree. Then this fat guy came running up to the lady, yelling "Marge", he grabbed the lady's hands, and the both started floating up in the air. So, all in all, the guy let go of the lady's hands and fell into my end." Shigure said, at last. "Oh. My. Shit. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!" Exclaimed Momiji, jumping out of the country. Hatsuharu came back inside. "Be careful where you stand out there" he said, walking over Yuki's head. But no one cared. "I'm twelve." Said Kisa, for she hadn't said anything yet. Someone yelled "burn!" In the distance.

"Hello, and welcome to Furuba news! I'm Tohru Honda and this is the author of this story"
"Hello, I'm the author. I'd like to waste your time to point out that I'm not asleep. And to tell you that-ready for it?- lumpy-"
"Thank you, author. Now, I'm Tohru Honda,"
"And I'm the author"
"Happy ten past twelve (12:10am), and back to the story"

"I've got a pickle. And a waffle. What's that gonna taste like?" Kyo sang, holding a light globe, for no apparent reason. "Kyo, you should think before you sing. Like the authoress should think before she sings" Tohru said, pinching her nose, making her voice sound weird. Like a Canadian wale Alien. No offense to Canadians, wales, Aliens and Canadian wale Aliens.
"Does anyone care about me?" Yuki said. But no one in this story cared.
"Aw, son of a bitch! I stepped in cow shit" yelled Kyo. "I told you to be careful where you stand out there" Haru said, then left. Stepping on Yuki's pelvis on his way out. Though, Yuki was standing. And, no one cared.
In the other room, Tohru was about to drink some coffee. "Pwaah! This coffee smells like shit!" Tohru shouted. "That's because it is shit, Austin." Hatori said. "Who's Austin?" Tohru said, then drank the coffe-shit. Rin walked into this story. But she realized only the anime characters were there. So, she left, until Akito is female and Kureno appears. Toast.

A/N: :3 ta-da...(guilty giggle) sorry about this story...