Natsu:I'm a little boy
Gray:No I am
Happy:Both wrong old ladies I am
Gray/Natsu:So we're both old laddies yay(hugs each other)
Happy:knew you 2 were gay
Natsu:Of course we are we're always happy
Juvia:If so Juvia wants Gray-sama to be gay for Juvia
Lucy:I WANT SPEGHETTI (eats some)EWWWWWWWW OH RIGHT ME LIKE SPGHETTI (She's allergic to tomatoes)
Natsu/Gray/Erza:Lucy's fat!
Wendy:fist bump
Mira:I am mentally scared for life Elfman and Evergreen's kids(she imagines 2 fat ,ugly kids) SHARLLA!
Romeo:Man you all are some butt ugly kids I'm the only beauty here.
Macao:No I am
Elfman:(sits calmly in a chair against the wall reading Romeo and Juliet) To be or not to be that's the question.
Levy:Your gonna have some butt ugly kids!
Edo Gajeel: That is Hamlet(starts quoting Romeo and Juliet to Levy)
Gajeel:(comes outta no where and shanks Edo Gajeel)
Levy:(starts playing electric guitar breaks it and sets it on fire) I'm freaking on fire!
Gajeel:(comes by in a prison suit and shanks Levy) Edo me was a lawyer (pulls out a harmanica and starts singing jail house blues)
Bisca:(Shoots Gajeel in the for head) Asta laz vista baby
Everyone:(starts sing Two Pock down)
Charle:Idiots so stupidity is like the comman cold oh well(instead starts singing Biggey
Smalls "It was all a dream)
People from the East coast:(they all shot Charle)No we raised 2Pock from the dead see (zombie)
2Pock:(starts singing "If I die young" Taylor Swift)
Natsu:What happens if we tell him he died young
Lucy:(still big from allergies)Ok then just wrap him up in satin lay him down on a bed of roses sink him a river at dawn send him away with the of a love song.
Gray:how do you know tubby
Lucy:Waa Gray hit me
Gray:no I didn't
Lucy:mentally
Gray:(pokes her in the stomach and she deflated)
Juvia:Waaa Juvia's love rival is dead yaaah(starts dancing on deflated Lucy)
*atomic bomb was dropped due to the 2Pock lives project*
Police officer:There's nothing to see here folks continue home (He's actually Gilligan from Gilligan's Island he went crazy coz he never left the island) STARLLA!