In the middle of the night, the cries of a dying Cucco can be heard all over Smash Mansion. While a few lucky Smashers like Donkey Kong can sleep past it, it acted as a barricade to prevent the other Smashers from sleeping. Between each cry were the whacks of a hammer or the slashes of a sharp sword. Ganondorf was the most irritated person, and he went downstairs to confront the mystery man.
"Thump, thump, thump" went Ganondorf's heavy feet. He patrolled the upper floors for the sound. Nothing, but the continued cries of a dying Cucco.
"Meh. Time to check downstairs." Ganondorf thought. The Gerudo walked downstairs and checked every nook and cranny of Smash Mansion. He eventully walked into the kitchen where he found his answer. Link was still not in his pajamas and he was chasing a Cucco with his Master Sword and a Magic Hammer. Every slash or whack makes the Cucco cry in pain. White feathers pure as snow littered the kitchen floor.
"For the love of sweet Din, my hea…OH!" Ganondorf cried in pain before continuing to talk. Link looked back to see Ganondorf shirtless, in a pair of black sweatpants.
"What is that banging? STOP THAT BANGING!" the Gerudo yelled while entering the room slowly. Link paused to give his response to Ganondorf.
"It's this Cucco. Captain Falcon told me to knock it out, because he's cooking it for t…" the Hero of Time replied in a shaky voice.
"STOP IT BANGING! STOP IT BANGING!" Ganondorf yelled while interrupting Link. Immediately, Link went into panic mode and cried his eyes out. Beads of tears rolled down his face and either stained his tunic or dropped into the floor, making it a hazardous zone.
"I can't catch it Ganondorf, look!" Link pointed towards the runaway Cucco before crying again.
"I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't kill it!" wailed Link while he pointed at the Cucco.
"Can't kill it? What do you mean you can't kill it?" Ganondorf said.
"I'll show you how to kill a Cucco, you grab the thing…Melt it's face!" the Gerudo continued. He picked the Cucco off the ground and brought it to the stovetop, turning it on at the same time.
"NO, NO, NO!" NO, NO!" Link cried. He started biting his long fingernails at an alarming speed, while he watched Ganondorf strangling the Cucco while burning it's face on the hot burners.
"MELT ITS FACE! MELT ITS FACE!" yelled Ganondorf. At the same time, Captain Falcon entered the room looking impatient. He wore blue footie pajamas decorated with cute bunnies and pink bunny slippers. In his hands was a cinnamon teddy bear dressed in pajamas.
"Hey Ganondork, show me your moves. Where's my Cucco at? Where's my Cucco? Where's my Cucco!?" Captain Falcon yelled in a loud voice, waking up any unsuspecting Smashers.
"Twinkle, twinkle, little boy. It is mine and not for you." Ganondorf replied sarcastically as he held the dead Cucco by its neck.