HAPPY B-DAY AMERICA AKA ALFRED F. JONES 2012

America's birthday was finally here every time his came he invited the nations for his birthday party. But this year he didn't want to do that. This year he wanted to play his new video games, make fireworks explode. and hang with his big brother Matthew.

Alfred went call his brother till his phone ranged "Hello?"

A familiar voice came on "Hey little brother" it was his big brother Matthew Williams

"Hey, I was just about to call you. Are you calling to tell me happy b-day?" Alfred said surprised.

"Yes, you're having a party again?" Matthew asked.

"No this year I wanted to hang out with you like play videos games and do fireworks" Alfred said.

"Sure! I would love to come over and see my brother! I'll be there before you 'cane say a polar bear drinks a jug of maple syrup and got sick'" Canada said before turning off his phone. When Alfred set his phone down the door bell ringed

"Wow that was fast". Alfred opened the door and was surprised it wasn't Matthew.

It was England.

"ARTHUR! W-what are you doing here? I didn't call you." Alfred scratched his head.

"Well I have two presents, so may I come in please?" Arthur asked, formal as always. Alfred rolled his eyes.

"Um, sure, whatever bro." When they headed in Alfred asked "So, what'd you get for me dude"

"Well I have this one" the presents was blue wrapping paper and a big white star bow

"Thanks" when he opened the box it was a gun "HOLY SMOKES A M9 THANKS MAN" Alfred said jumping up and down.

" ok whats the second one" Alfred asking. Arthur stood up and and pulled out something " w-w-w-what is that?" Alfred asking while backing up. "It's a whip... Ludwig let me borrow it. So I'm going to give you a birthday spanking." Arthur said cracking the whip.

"But you never gave me a spanking when I was a baby!" Alfred cried with shock.

"That's because I didn't want to do it. And its something we do in my family. Last year, when it was my birthday day, my big brother Scotland gave me 23 spankings and I can still feel it. Now come over here git!" Alfred backed up very slow like at these words, as if he didn't want a spanking. He sort of needs his butt so he can sit down. He looked over to the stairs, planning to run to his bedroom and lock the door.

Arthur walk slowly to Alfred "You ready to get spanked Jones?" he ask.

"NEVER!" Alfred ran and jumped over the couch and fled up the stairs.

"COME BACK HERE GIT! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS EVER SINCE WW2". Arthur yelled, running up after him. Alfred was half way to his room til the whip got his leg "Got you" Arthur said dragging Alfred down the stair.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Alfred said clawing the floor attempting top use anything he could to break free of the whips grasp.

A few minutes went by and Canada finally came over, with Kumajirou in his arms

"Who are you" The polar bear looked up at Canada, asking him the infamous question.

"I'm Canada your owner." Canada said, with a soft sigh. When Matthew was about to knock on the door he was hearing screams. "Oh no... What is America crying about?" Canada wondered aloud.

When he opened the door he saw America on the couch tied up, and on his belly. England was whipping him on the arse and saying:

" 9-10-11-12-13..."

"Let me guess b-day spanking?" Canada asked, smirking.

"Yes, it is. 17-18-19" Arthur continued counting.

"This the worse then the movie Saw 4!" Alfred said screaming

"You kind of deserve it..."

THE END

On the gun part I asked my little brother what kinds of pistols there where. I know a few guns. I hop you enjoyed this I have a another story but I'm having problems with it but I hop you like it. Also he going to turn 20 in human age in the states age 137. if I'm right. sorry it's a bit late