A/N: This could possibly be the shortest and most pointless story I've ever written. Enjoy!

Disclaimers: I do not own Final Fantasy XIII, or Eidolons.

Little Johnny sat at his desk in fear as his teacher began to pass out the exam. He wrung his hands below his desk and prayed that anything, anything, could save him from his horrid fate.

Truth was, he forgot to study.

"You have half an hour to take this test. It's only 70 multiple-choice questions, a few true and false, matching, and of course a written paragraph to follow. That means I expect you all to finish by the end of class," said Mrs. Wallis. She peered down at Johnny as she passed him his test last and said softly. "I hope you all studied." And with a slightly-evil cackle, walked back to her desk.

Little Johnny flipped through all 5 double-sided pages of the exam and began to sweat. He had absolutely no idea what he was doing, and what's worse, there was no way he could sneak out of class. It was almost as if he had been handed a fate that he couldn't escape, without any apparent hope of salvation.

The only thing poor Little Johnny could do was lay his head down on the desk and wallow in his own self-pity. In fact, he was so busy doing this that he didn't realize the vibrant orange glow that began to emanate from his skin, or the giant mechanical creature that sprang up beside him, or the screams of terror coming from his fellow classmates, or even the dramatic bongo-drums that began to play in the background.

"HOLY SHINRA MOTHER-OF-ETRO SONOVA JENOVA RUN FOR YORU LIIIIIIIIIVESSSSSS!"

Johnny looked up just in time to see Mrs. Wallis scream those words and leap out the window and into the trees below. The rest of the students were running around and screaming their heads off as a giant eight-armed monster began to slash at the students with an assortment of dangerous weapons.

"SHOW ME YOUR STRENGTH!" it screeched at the young lad, flailing his arms about.

And it was then recorded as the most spontaneous case of school cancellation ever to be recorded in Palumpolum history.

This just goes to show you that you should always check to make sure you don't have any strange tattoos that you don't remember getting right before you go to take a shower. Because this could totally happen…

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