hello again soem more stupid fun. i would like to say thank you to Jess who wrote this story you are awesome. enjoy i really hope you review
disclaimer- i won nothing
After being abducted from the local sport park, Jess woke up to notice three things. Firstly her surroundings were foreign and unknown. Second her best friend Sophie lay next to her on the floor unconscious. Third a scary tall greasy haired man towered over her.
"Oh my god don't eat me..." Jess exclaimed regretting the words the second they left her mouth.
"Wait you're that crazy God guy on the news that is planning to take over our planet...Looney or Loki" she said.
"How dare you. I am a God how dare you call me Looney you pathetic pointless creature" Loki bellowed in utter rage. " I am the God of Mischief and Lies"
"Ahem more like God of failure and embarrassment to your family" Jess said shocked by her words she must be high on whatever he drugged her with. Loki grabbed Jess by the neck and pinned the fourteen years old to the wall.
"Get off of her you pervert!" cried the now wake Sophie hitting Loki hard with the bag that clung to her shoulder. This caused Loki to fall to the floor in pain and shock groaning. Yep, jess though Sophie was always weird but that took some balls. Jess turned to see Sophie rummaging through her bag before she pulled out the SpongeBob Square Pants DVD. Jess hurried to sit down next to Sophie before turning the TV on full blast as the theme tune to SpongeBob started blasting through the room.
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"Who is this Bob of Sponge?"Asked a puzzled and curious Loki.
"Shh Greasy" hissed Sophie not turning away from the huge screen.
"What?"Spat Loki.
"Yeah do thou not know who to shut up and wash thy hair" Jess teased mocking Loki's speak.
"UHG! What is that foul noise?" cried Loki covering his ears.
"Why is that yellow sponge making that wretched noise turn it off now" begged Loki.
"Shh" both Jess and Sophie hushed him.
8 Hours later.
"No turn the five spawns of Satan off" cried Loki as one direction blasted through the room.
"Please n-n-no n-n-not f-f-for the tenth time, I-I can't watch it again please I beg you" Loki sobbed.
"no not the wealthy Eugene of Krusty Krab" he bellowed actual tears falling from his face.
"Loookii can we get a MacDonald, Please, Please" jess asked as he wept.
"NO! Please just go go please kill me no more please" as SpongeBob's laughter played on repeat.
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In the next 8 hours they had made him watch multiple SpongeBob Episodes the Movie listen to his laughter along with JLS and other teenage songs.
A loud smash broke through the roof.
"Loki had the children over we will use force" threaten Iron Man.
"No take them please" Loki said pushing the two teens towards Iron man before clutching his brother.
"Take me home brother please I beg you please take me home I will be good" Loki sobbed.
"OMG ITS BRUCE BANNER!"Yelled Jess one of her favourite avengers looked at her for injury.
"hi"he said
"Watch SpongeBob with us" Sophie said and at the mention of SpongeBob Loki screamed as if he was in pain.
"No please" he begged.
"What did you guys do?"Asked Captain America.
They shrugged.
"We watched SpongeBob" they said in union.