A random teen titans story. Coherence is prohibited.
And so I said, that if he said, that if I said-
SHUT THE HECK UP!!! Raven shouted at Beast Boy.
Suddenly, the ground began to shake. A hole appeared in the ground, and from it, came... the infamous Ozymandias! Hello, everybody! he shouted. I am Ozymandias, jack of all trades!
Robin, Starfire and Cyborg appeared from nowhere. Um... what's going on? asked Cyborg.
Excellent question! Ozy shouted. For my first trick, I shall open my bag... of... stuff!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
Um... I'm getting a little freaked out... Robin commented.
Tell me about it. Cy replied.
Ozy opened the bag and 193,888,836,098,347,590,187,304,958,702,398,741,293,874,029,387,509,817,259 flufflebuffles flew out, squeaking madly.
AAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M BEING BURIED!!! Robin shouted.
Starfire saved him. Robin, what is going on?
DUDE! THEY'RE... THEY'RE... MULTIPLYING!!!! Best Boy shouted. Indeed, the 193,888,836,098,347,590,187,304,958,702,398,741,293,874,029,387,509,817,259 flufflebuffles were now the 578,998,547,089,452,316,386,046,242, 648,697,735,424,375,960,549,386,704,571,635,801,325,789,341,750,913,465,079,623,045,760,123,794,601,237,640,127,635,028,913,752,390,582,913,407,091,823,749,182,657,126,340,960,293,875,394,025,782,903,487,530,291,734,509,176.0198570198732 flufflebuffles.
Wait... how can there be .0198570198732? Raven asked.
Ozy shouted. For my next act, I shall be pulling a rabbit out of a hat! he reached in and grabbed...
All Titans: SLADE?!
What am I doing here? Slade asked. Ozy stuffed him back into the hat. He pulled out the Goodyear Blimp.
How can that fit in here without explo- Robin began, but the blimp exploded, destroying Titan Tower.
The Titans got up groggily. Before them stood Ozymandias, unscathed.
Hi there! Just wanted to let you know I alphabetized all of your CDs, BB! he said cheerfully.
To make a long story short: Beast Boy got mad. VERY mad.
Later...
Beast Boy, what did you do with Jack of trades? Starfire asked.
he replied, turning on the TV. On it, you could see Blackfire in the exiled place with Ozymandias.
For my next trick, I'll be pulling a hat out of a rabbit...