This is just a random idea i came up with its random I know but hey. So this is my failed atempt at humor Oh well
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Demyx cared about a lot of things even though he was a nobody.
He cared about his friends in the organization. Axel,Roxas Zexion and Xigber
He cared about his Sitar
But most of all Demyx cared about his famous mullet styled dirty blonde hair nobody apart from him was aloud to touch it. But one day a certain firey redhead didn't touch. No he done MUCH worse.
Demyx was sitting under a tree with Zexion and Xigber in the grounds of castle oblivian when Axel and Roxas walked up to them
"Yo" Axel smiled
"Hey Axel" Demyx said happily
"Is there anything to do am board Axel"Roxas whinned
"I'm Sure Axel Could Find A Way To Entertain You" Xigber mumbled under his breath Roxas just blushed while Axel had a smirk on his lips
"I'm going play my sitar"Demyx smiled
"Can't you play that indoors"
"I would Axel but I don't like the idea of getting battered with Saix's claymore"
"Fine Demyx I challenge you to a fight if I win you don't play the sitar if you win you can play it"
"Axel come this is just..."Zexion never got to finesh his sentence when Demyx interupted
"Ok fine"
"And your just as childish for accepting"Zexion went back to the book he was reading
Axel and Demyx faced each other and began their fight Demyx had the advantage to begin with as his element was water and Axel's was fire so he could easily put it out. As it seemed over as Axel was growing weak he had one last little trick up his sleeve. He threw one of his chakrams at Demyx who easliy doged it.
"Too easy" Demyx said proudly but after a few minates he smelt smoke and fire and saw Axel on the ground laughing
"What" Demyx's head felt hot so he look over to see his reflection in the pond and was shocked at what he saw.
His hair was on fire, by insitinct Demyx jumped in the pond to eradicate the fire
"AXEL YOU BASTARD". Axel had just stopped laughing and he had relized he was in BIG trouble as half of Demyx's hair was burnt off. Demyx was reday to kill Axel when all of them heard the laugh that made even Zexion's blood run cold
" ARGH LARXENE" Roxas shouted
"Aww what happened Demy someone burn your hair off" She cackled. Demyx's eyes welled up and he made a portal and dissappered
"Axel go and apologize"Zexion said
"But he he knew th.."
"Do it"
"But he knew"
"JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREDAY AXEL" Axel growled and dissapered in a portal followed by Roxas then Xigbar and then finally Zexion
Demyx was in his room crying upset at how Axel could humilate him like that. He was walking when he saw the door open he grabbed the wodden chair at the side. Zexion ducked in time as it was him that opened the door and it hit Axel in the face
"Ahhh you fucker"
"YOU FUCKING DESERVE THAT YOU FUCKING WHORE"
"Excuse I'm a good whore 20 dollers an hours not bad" Roxas blushed
"Axel say it "
"I'm really sorry Demyx ok"
"Ok now if you mind I'm going to play my sitar" Demyx began to play a few chords when the room began to shake
"What the fuck is happening"Axel asked
Suddenly Axel was hit by a massive flood of water. Roxas stood there laughing his head off eventully falling to the floor from laughing so much.
"NEXT TIME DO ANYTHING TO MY HAIR AND I'LL KILL YOU" Zexion and Xigbar started laughing
"Come Demyx lab now Vexan will probably have something that will make your hair grow back" With that Zexion and Demyx dissappered
"Little shit" mumbled Axel
HAHA Axel Got Served Oh Well Please Review I No Its Short But Its Short And Stupid