Why, oh why him? Couldn't it have been someone else? Not him? Of course not. He didn't have any good luck. Just bad. Which is why he's talking to Neah the 14th Noah and having tea with him. On a gigantic chessboard in the middle of blackness. Could this get any stranger? …He just jinxed it didn't he? Sigh. How did this even happen in the first place?
FLASHBACK!
Allen had a relatively normal day. He ate huge amounts of that that an African Bull Elephant ate on a regular basis. He got into another fight with Kanda and watched Lavi almost get mauled. So yeah. Average. He was tired so he went to his room and went immediately to sleep. And woke up on a huge ! #$%^&* chess board sitting in the Queens throne. Across from him was Neah pouring himself tea. Sitting on a chair that looked like a teapot. WTF?!
END OF FLASHBACK!
Why him?
"Because my dear nephew your to cute for your own good. Neko cute that is."
"Wha- YOU CAN READ MY MIND! Wait, what's neko cute?"
"Sexy."
"… Why me?"
"Why indeed."
It was an interesting day.
(A.N I had to. I don't own any thing!)