Burn After Reading
Dear Natasha,
I'm in trouble (Yes, I know, again). I need your help. Do you have anywhere for me to crash that's not on S.H.I.E.L.D's radar? I know, I know, I have my own, why can't I go there etc. but I don't want to risk that they know where they are. So you probably want to know why, right? I was on a short job that was shared between S.H.I.E.L.D and MI6 and some idiot hadn't told us two things. One, the mark knows most MI5 agents (which is why I was there), as well as S.H.I.E.L.D agents, it seems. Two, he knows when he's being played. I can't tekk you too much, because…Well, it's obvious why. Anyway, S.H.I.E.L.D and MI6 have to pretend they don't know me. Hence the letter. And seeing as they know who I am, I don't want to risk that they may know where my non-shield safe houses are. Contact me, on the burner phone (below) at 12:00pm GMT in four days.
Clint
P.S. Burn after reading
Dear Clint,
Idiot. I don't care if it wasn't your fault. You're still an idiot. I have a contact at the local market you can get important things like firearms from. Just tell him you know Nadine Roman. There should be some local money stashed somewhere in one of the kitchen draws (false bottom). I'll try and get there in a few days as I have a few thing I need to sort out there anyway. Do not get yourself in anymore trouble.
Natasha
P.S Burn after reading.
A/N: I got this idea when I was researching film titles for my English Controlled Assessment and one of them was Burn After Reading. Then I used a different title, and I included a letter. Then this happened. I hope you enjoyed it.