Randomness Fandomness
One day, somewhere in Britian…or England…
…or maybe America…
…or China…China's cool…
But probably England. Or Britain. One of the two…but aren't they the same?
Anyways. Somewhere in either England or Britain, in some random forest that's somewhat close to Malfoy Manor, a girl with raven black hair, stepped out of…a door. In a tree. Like in Wonderland. Or that one place in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where Jack finds Christmas Town.
…yes.
She looked up at the manor, wondering if a certain someone was home.
And for some reason, there was a faded gray rabbit doll sitting at the base of a tree. It decided to stay there and stare at the newcomer. She glared at it.
"What are you doing here?" she demanded, out of nowhere.
"I dunno," the doll replied telepathically. "I should be at home, poking Jessica to do homework."
"Oh."
"Yeah, but I have to follow you. Mind stuffing me into your bag there?" the rabbit asked, indicating a bright pink backpack. With Tinker Bell on it.
"Agh! Not that bag again!" the girl cried out.
"What bag again?"
"Never mind," the girl replied. "Who are you anyways?
"What do I look like?" the doll replied as she stuffed him into the backpack. "Mickey Mouse?"
"Is this the Malfoys' manor?" the girl asked, ignoring the rabbit.
"Indeed. Oh, here's a shovel," the rabbit said, producing a shovel from nowhere in particular and handing it to the girl. "Jessica said you needed it."
"Why would I need a shovel?" asked the girl, looking at it.
"Um…I dunno. You're Alyssa, right?" said the toy.
"Yep. Who're you?"
"Bugs. What, don'tcha recognize me? We're in Harry Potter land! And the movies were made by WB! And I appear whenever their logo appears…usually."
"Oh."
"What are you going to do with that shovel?" the doll asked.
"I dunno…" Alyssa pondered a moment, then an idea hit her. "I know! I can use this to kill Narcissa Malfoy so I can have Lucius for myself!"
"Um…sure." The doll merely shrugged. "I'm not so sure that that's in the-" he paused in the middle of his sentence and blinked. "Oh. Never mind. Well, onwards then."
"So where are you from?"
"Oh, nowhere in particular," he replied as Alyssa lifted the shovel and bag onto her back. "Although how I got here is quite a story…"
Notes: As this is not something I was taking seriously, please don't think this is an example of my normal writing, which is, frankly, a lot more crappier.
Jacovie and a Bugs Bunny doll: NO, IT'S NOT.
Ignore them. Anyways, this is something I wrote for a friend, who thought up the whole plot. I just wrote it out. Thanks, Alyssa.
Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy © J. K. Rowling
Alyssa © herself
Bugs produced by Warner Bros., owned by the authoress.
And I think I'll stick with this title. I got it from dOMITUPSYK – thanks, Doma!