Well, This is a completely random story where most of Konoha and the Sound, and some of Sand are drunk and together for a party. But a singing contest starts! Characters from Konoha include: Tsunade, Jiraiya, all of the Rookie Nine, who are 17 and are all ANBU(excluding Sasuke), Team Guy, who are 18 and ANBU, all of their sensei's, Anko, Shizune, and Konohamaru and his little gang of friends, who are 13 and on a genin team together. Sound Characters: Orochimaru, Sasuke, Kabuto, The Sound Five, or however many people they have now, and Sand Characters are the Sand Siblings who are Gaara-17, Kazekage; Temari-20, Jounin; and Kankouro, 19, Jounin. Pairings:SasuSaku(Admit it, if Sasuke was to end up with anyone at all, it would have to be Sakura), InoShikaTema(But who will end up with him in the end?), NejiTen, NaruHina, KakaAnko, KabuShi, JiraTsu(I love this couple), AsuKure. I'm trying to keep everyone in character. The Sannin won't be because they're drunk, and some of the Jounin will be out of character, but not too much hopefully.
Disclaimer: I own none of it.
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"She's unbelievably drunk to have the Sound Village over for a party, huh?" An ANBU member with familiar pink hair muttered to another ANBU with long blue/purple hair. The two ANBU, along with another pair of Black Ops sweat dropped as they heard Tsunade's laughter ring across the banquet hall, from where the Three Sannins were all drunk and catching up on old times.
"Loosen up a little, forehead!" An ANBU with long, blonde hair pulled up into a ponytail exclaimed, removing her swan mask, showing herself to be Ino Yamanaka. "I guess I should," responded the pinkette, "Orochimaru and his cronies are too drunk to do anything, except for maybe Sasuke,". She slid off her wolf mask, revealing Sakura Haruno. "Too t-true," sighed the blue/purple headed girl, slipping off her cat mask, to be the one and only Hinata Hyuuga. The brunette kunoichi, Tenten slid off her eagle mask.
The four most talented kunoichi were approached by Naruto, Shikamaru, Lee, Neji, Temari, Sai, Gaara, Kankuro, the rest of the Rookie Nine, and (being dragged unwillingly) Sasuke. Sasuke was totally helpless tonight because Orochimaru had drained his power so he couldn't wreak havoc. "Tsunade requested you four sing as entertainment. Others do too, so don't feel picked on Hinata!" exclaimed a (supposedly) non-drunk Naruto. "WHAT? NO!" Sakura and Ino shrieked at the same time. "Erm, I don't know if that's a good idea," Hinata said shyly, moving to tuck a strand of hair behind her ear. "Sure it is, Hinata!" Naruto cried, as he shoved her to the backstage of the platform that was set up. The others did the same.
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"I can't wait to see them!" Naruto and the rest of the group had taken a seat in front of the catwalk. This is what the stage looked like. There was a main stage with about 6 steps, a main platform and a catwalk in the middle, leading to a small circle at the end of it, and a doorway that is covered with curtains at the top of the steps. There was a second story that had three stairways, one on the left, one on the right and one down the middle that connected it to the first story of the stage.
The music suddenly started.
Mystery Voice: Where's all my soul sisters
Let me hear y'all flow sisters
"That sounds like Tenten?!" they chorused. "No way!" Neji said.
All voices:
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
TenTen: Uhhh
All voices:
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister
Hinata appears through the doorway of the first story, and she's wearing a light wash denim mini-skirt, and a light blue long sleeved shirt that says "Hinata" in gold, cursive script. She starts walking down the catwalk to the beat.
Hinata:
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, hello, hey Naruto
You wanna give it a go, oh
"Hinata!" Neji said, being the over-protective cousin he was, covered Naruto's eyes.
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (hey hey hey)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (hee oh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)
At this point she is at the end, circular part of the cat walk. She starts walking back up to the beat.
Hinata:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
TenTen:
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Ino appeared on the right staircase as the next verse started, same outfit as Hinata, except her hair was down, and reached down to the backs of her knees, and her shirt was purple and said "Ino".
Ino:
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Shika drank all that magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets
Is where he started to freak, yeah
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da yeah)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ooh yeah yeah)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (yeah, yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade, uh
She was at the circular part of the catwalk.
Ino:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)
Ino was singing directly to Shikamaru, with a gleam in her eyes.
"What exactly does that mean?" Naruto inquired.
"I'll tell you later," Shikamaru muttered, pretty much redder than Sasuke's Sharingan eyes.
It was at that time that TenTen appeared at the left staircase, her hair down, and it was wavy, wearing the same thing except a green shirt that says "TenTen".
TenTen:
Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
She reaches the bottom of the staircase, and starts walking the catwalk.
I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
She reaches the circle, and bends over and touches Neji's cheek, and walks back up the catwalk.
Wear high-heeled shoes, getting love from the Jews
Four badass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hinata/Ino:
Hey sisters, soul sisters
Betta' get that dough sisters
TenTen:
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
We wanna gitchi gitchi ya ya (come on)
Mocca chocolata (what)
TenTen:
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time, come on now
Ino:
Marmalade (New Voice: ooh)
Lady Marmalade (Hinata: ooh yeah)
Marmalade (New Voice: noooo)
New voice coming from upstairs:
Hey, hey, hey!
At the very top of the middle staircase was Sakura, her outfit the same, except her shirt was pink and saying "Sakura". She starts walking down the stairs slowly, one at a time.
Sakura:
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, hey
Color of cafe au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried
She looked directly into Sasuke's eyes as she sang that, but all he did was look away. She was infuriated, but kept her cool.
Sakura:
More, more, more!
Ino:
Now he's back home doing nine to five (Sakura: nine to five)
Hinata
Living a gray flannel life
Sakura:
But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep
More, more, more!
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da (da da)
Gitchi gitchi ya ya hee (ohh)
Mocca chocolata ya ya (Hinata:ooh)
Creole Lady Marmalade!
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (TenTen:ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (Hinata:all my sisters, yeah)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (TenTen:ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (Ino:ohh)
At this point, Tsunade comes out, and announces the names.
Tsunade:
Come on, uh
Sakura
Sakura:
Moulin
Tsunade:
Ino
Ino:
Lady Marmalade
Tsunade:
TenTen
TenTen:
Hey, hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Tsunade:
Hinata
Hinata:
Oh oh ohh ooh oh oh
Tsunade:
Rock wilder go
Hinata:
Lady
Tsunade:
Moulin Rouge
Sakura:
Oh ooh
Hinata:
Ba dum ba dum
Tsunade:
Misdemeanor here
The four girls gather at the circle in the end of the catwalk, and strike a pose.
Sakura/Ino/TenTen/Hinata:
Creole Lady Marmalade, ooh yes-ah….
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"That was…Interesting." Shika sighed, blushing like a beet. "Ne, Shikamaru, what does that French crap mean, anyways?" Naruto asked. "It is directly translated as 'Come sleep with me tonight,' Troublesome, huh?" he sighed. The rest of the people that heard that were blushing, but Naruto wasn't. "How cute, she wants to cuddle with the guy she's singing to!" "No, you dobe, that's not what it means," Sasuke spoke up for the first time that night.
"Don't tell him things he needn't know, Sasuke-kun," Sakura said, plopping down into a seat across the table from Sasuke, still in her performing clothes. "Did you like my performance, Shika-kun?" Ino said, taking a direct seat beside Shikamaru. "That French was… interesting," he blushed. "Hinata! Sit here," Naruto screeched, pulling up a chair next to him, even though some random guy was already sitting in it.
Naruto just sort of knocked the guy off of the chair. "TenTen, what was that? Well, whatever it was, don't do it again," Neji said, a deadly aura surrounding him, "Too many boys were ogling you like eye candy," "And that matters to you why?" TenTen asked. "It-It would disrupt training if you had fan boys," he replied, losing his cool for a moment. "Sure, Neji, sure," Kiba said, winking at Neji, and nudging him with his elbow.
Meanwhile with the Three Sannin and their apprentices….
"Ororo-kun, How come you left me and Jira-chan?" Tsunade pouted, as she tried to take a drink of her sake, but was held back by Shizune. "You mustn't drink more, Tsunade-sama!" 'You're drunk as a cow as it is,' she thought, wrenching the sake bottle from Tsunade's grasp. "I was an evil person, spited by the old geezer, and sad at not being chosen to be the Fourth Hokage!" Orochimaru cried as he polished of his third bottle of sake. "Oh, Ororo-kun, you poor, poor soul!" sobbed Jiraiya, latching himself onto Orochimaru, and started crying.
Meanwhile, poor Shizune was simultaneously trying to wrench the sake out of all three shinobi's hands. "You think you could help?" Shizune yelled over the loud sobs to Kabuto. "Nope, I'm hoping he'll kill himself from alchohol poisoning," he replied, leaning back in his chair, and gesturing to Orochimaru. "Dammit," she cursed under her breath, her head drooping. "But, for a beautiful girl like you, I guess I could spare a little help," Shizune looked up, and was face to face with Kabuto. He smirked, and then appeared behind Orochimaru. He slapped him upside the head, and exclaimed "No more sake,". "But… But… Kabu-kun!" he wailed out. "Kabu-kun?" he twitched, once, twice, and then regained his composure. WHAP! Orochimaru was slapped by Kabuto. "No more sake," he said again, but much more deadlier.
With The Jounins…
"What a riot, did you see Shikamaru's face when she said his name?" Asuma was still laughing from the former performance. "I never knew Hinata could break out of her shell that much," Kurenai mused, taking a delicate sip of her wine. "Sakura shouldn't do these things, she has enough fan boys hounding her during practice as it is…" Kakashi sweat dropped, thinking about all of the training sessions ruined thanks to stampeding fan boys. "OH THE SPRING TIME OF YOUTH AS OBVIUOSLY BLOSSOMED WITHIN OUR FORMER STUDENTS!" Gai-sensei cryed. "Aw, Kakashi, lighten up, it's not like they're gonna eat her or something," Anko said, slapping him on the back. "Uh…" Kakashi massaged his temples as he remembered that one freaky fan boy that actually bit Sakura.
But their conversation was cut short as the music started again.