EVERYBODY LOVES RAGUNA: ACT II
EPISODE 1
PILOT
(Raguna):
Why hello there again! The Name's Raguna! My life in Kardia has never been better! If you want to know why that is, head on over to ACT I to get caught up, or you won't understand the whole backstory!
But enough of that, now more about me! I'm Raguna, and I hail from Kardia, a small Noradian town. I live here with my wife, her name's Felicity.
(Felicity):
Hello!
(Raguna):
And my three awesome children! Leona, my firstborn, Lucia, his twin sister, and Leif, my youngest!
(Leona, Lucia, and Leif in unison):
Hi!
(Raguna):
My brother lives across town in his father-in-law's big mansion, since he is married to that wealthy baron's daughter, Bianca. My cool brother also has a son, and his name is Leonard.
Now, I could go on and on about my friends from Trampoli, or my friends from the distant Fenith Island, but no, I'm not that type of guy. However I am the type of guy that is just blessed by life, because...
(Everybody):
Everybody Loves Raguna!
(Ivan):
Yeah.. Yeah... Yeah...
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"Father." Leona said as the four watched television, "What's your favorite football team?"
"Don't be silly, Leona!" Lucia told him, "Daddy's favorite football team is the Eastern team."
"No no no, Lucia." Felicity, who was sitting next to her, chuckled, "Daddy's favorite team is the Noradian one."
"Yeah, honey." Raguna added, "Why would you say such a thing?"
"It's because you told Uncle Ivan that the Eastern women's team was the best because they're really hot." Lucia told him, "That means they have a fever!"
"Eh..." Raguna chuckled weakly, "No, honey... Hot doesn't mean like temperature..."
"Papa also said he would like all the players to come home." Leif added, throwing fuel to the fire,
"Oh, really?" Felicity said in surprise,
"No.. not really." Raguna rubbed the back of his head, "It's just a joke... Bro jokes..."
"You seemed very serious, father." Leona chuckled, "Especially about number 12!"
"Oh yeah!" Lucia said, "I think number 12 was a very bad person, because daddy said he was going to spank her."
"What!?" Felicity yelled,
"I mean..." Raguna was in trouble, "I... Children lie, dear... you shouldn't trust the honesty of their testimony..." he chuckled weakly, "Come on! Have you seen Yazumi Chika?!"
"Papa's in trouble!" Leif taunted, "Papa's in trouble!"
"Hahaha!" Leona laughed at him, "Father, you've done it now!"
"Thanks, you little traitors!" Raguna growled, "Just wait till we finish here! I'll show you!"
"You won't show them anything!" Felicity grabbed him by the ear and led him down the kitchen to meet his doom.
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"Do you have a rainbow trout?" Lucia asked Leif as the three kids played Go Fish,
"No..." Leif grinned, "Go Fish!"
"Ah... rats." Lucia grumbled and grabbed her card,
"Do you have a salmon?" Leona asked Lucia,
"Man..." Lucia sighed and handed him the said card,
"Hee hee.." Leona grinned,
"Alright." Leif's turn was in, "Leona do yo-"
"Ha... Ha..." Raguna came in, "Argh..." he groaned and fell down on Leona's bed,
"Daddy?" Lucia asked as her father writhed on the bed,
"You little traitors." Raguna growled, "I knew I shouldn't speak about my stuff near you."
"We just speak the truth, father." Leona laughed, "You did say that, no?"
"Doesn't mean you have to repeat it..." Raguna sighed, "I hope you don't tell your mom about my poster of Yazumi."
"You have one?" Lucia asked,
"Can we see it, papa?" Leif added, "If she's as pretty as you say she is..."
"Well..." Raguna chuckled weakly, "I mean..."
"Father, come on!" Leona jumped up, "I hope she looks like the girl I met in Neo-Tokyo!"
"She looks better!" Raguna told him, "Ok, I'm going to go and get it for you! To the basement!" he stood up and walked off.
"What do we do while we wait for father?" Leona asked his siblings,
"Remember that he didn't want to buy us that playground." Lucia grumbled, "Maybe we can get him back again!"
"Oh yeah..." Leif grinned evilly, "We can keep treating papa like this until he has to buy us that playground."
"Yes.." Leona chuckled, "Here's what we're going to do." he muttered and brought them in.
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"Tudun..." Raguna looked outside towards the kitchen, trying to watch out for his wife as he exited the basement, "Tudun Tudun tudun tudun." he crept out, holding the poster in his hand, all rolled up.
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"I got it for you kids!" Raguna called out as he walked up to the kid's room, "Thank God your mother wasn't he-" he paused,
"Hi, daddy!" Lucia said as she held Felicity's hand,
"Hello, Raguna." Felicity looked at him, "What's that in your hand?"
"This?" Raguna pointed at the poster, "This is just a paper."
"What kind of paper?" Felicity continued,
"One made of trees." Raguna cheesily said, "You know?"
"I do." Felicity suddenly extended her hand, "Let me see it."
"Gah!" Raguna gasped, "Nah! I don't think so!" he placed it behind him,
"Come on." Felicity urged him, "If it's just paper, you should have no trouble showing it to me."
"Eh..." Raguna mumbled, "Hey! Look!" he pointed out the window, making everyone turn, he then bolted it.
"Hey!" Felicity yelled and chased him, the children laughing at the scene.
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"Ow ow ow..." it was not long before Raguna was brought back by the ear by Felicity,
"Now let's see..." Felicity acquired the poster and unrolled it, "Ha..." she gasped at the sight.
"I knew you would be at a loss for words." Raguna weakly laughed, looking at the picture of Yazumi Chika, the football player, who was in her uniform and holding the ball in her right hand.
"What are you doing with this poster?" Felicity asked angrily,
"Nothing, it's from my bachelor years." Raguna told her,
"Daddy was going to show it to us." Lucia delivered a fatal blow,
"WHAT?!" Felicity exploded,
"Why do you do this!?" Raguna told his daughter as he was taken away.
"Hahahahaha..." the children laughed amongst themselves.
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"I'm done today..." Raguna lay on the couch, all destroyed inside and out.
"Daddy?" Lucia came up, along with her brothers,
"Can we have that playground now, Papa?" Leif asked,
"Was that what this all about?" Raguna groaned, "Here, take it all!" he cried and handed them his wallet, "Begone from me, you little devils!"
"Alright!" Leona cheered as he held his father's wallet, it was very stuffed and full of cash,
"Let's go!" Lucia said, and then they all left,
"At last, the Oppressors have left me!" Raguna sighed and held his head.
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"Hah..." Raguna sighed as he returned from Spring Rabbit, it was late at night, "Rats..." he groaned as he looked at his empty wallet.
"You returned." Felicity looked up, stopped reading and sighed, "Ugh..."
"We told mama you went to the bar." Leona chuckled, still wanting to ruin his father's day,
"Yeah, papa." Lucia giggled, "What were you doing?"
"Haven't you done enough?" Raguna growled,
"Hmph." Felicity growled and stood up, "You know what to do." she grinned,
"Huh?" Leif said in surprise, "Mom?"
"I heard what you were doing." Felicity turned to them, "Your father told me to pass by your room."
"Hehehehe..." Raguna chuckled, "You see, I also play this game... But I do it better."
"That is a very bad thing, I am completely disappointed." Felicity shook her head, "That's why I gave your father permission."
"Oh yeah." Raguna grinned as he unbuckled his belt, "It's time to get the Belt of Correction!"
"WHAT?! OH NO!"