Author's Notes: Rewrite of Friday, by the infamous Rebecca Black. Massive Prisoner of Azkaban spoilers, minor Order of the Phoenix (In the last line). No way was I doing the rap, so this is just Ms. Black's part of the song. I like to think it's better than the original…
If you enjoy this, and have masochistic tendencies, be sure to take a look at "Fifth Year, or Why won't you believe me", which is a slightly inferior rewrite to the even worse song "My Jeans".
Just for fun. I don't own Friday (Thank God) or Harry Potter (Unfortunately)
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End of July, living with the Dursleys
Gotta admit, I blew up Aunt Marge
Gotta run away, gotta take the Knight Bus
Stan is talking about Sirius (Black)
Cornelius Fudge is an odd person
"Stay in Diagon Alley"
Got to see my friends
Then we go to…
Platform nine and three fourths
Take the Hogwarts Express
Lupin tell me what the
Hell's a Dementor?
It's third year, third year,
Everyone loves third year
Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown
Third year, third year
It's a freaky third year.
We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight
Time-turners, time turners (Hey!)
Hippogriffs, hippogiffs (Yeah!)
New Fi-re Bolt, looking forward to the next year…
Hermione's new cat is
So obsessed with Scabbers
It is so weird, don't know what to think
Kill, kill, it wants to kill
Least, that's what Ron thinks.
Dementors closing in
Made me lose at Quidditch
Get lessons from Lupin
He knew my dad.
How come Ron is always
Fighting with Hermione?
I'm starting to think he
Has a crush on her…
It's third year, third year,
Everyone loves third year
Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown
Third year, third year
It's a freaky third year.
We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight
Time-turners, time turners (Hey!)
Hippogriffs, hippogiffs (Yeah!)
New Fi-re Bolt, looking forward to the next year
Last year it was Riddle's Journal
That screwed everything up, thing up,
This year I think it's The Man who is the villain
J. K.'s message was not that subtle
He doomed Hagrid's Hippogriff
And wanted Sirius dead
Just hope it's not this bad next year!
H. P. – Harry Potter
…
It's third year, third year,
Everyone loves third year
Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown
Third year, third year
It's a freaky third year.
We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight
Time-turners, time turners (Hey!)
Hippogriffs, hippogiffs (Yeah!)
New Fi-re Bolt, looking forward to the next year…
It's third year, third year,
Everyone loves third year
Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown
Third year, third year
It's a freaky third year.
We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight
Good werewolves, good werewolves (Hey!)
Trelawney was right again!
Godfather's doomed, Bellatrix will kill the wrong Black…
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Fin