Hello People! Maddi here! This is just something that's been stuck in my head for a while. I know you guys are waiting on my other stories, and I'm working on them, but they're still in progress. I need a beta. So if any of you guys...just PM me. Anyways, this contains non sexual spanking of a teenage terrorist. So watch out!
During the entire sealing of the one tails, Deidara had been acting like a brat. The blonde kept complaining about his lost arm, and would NOT stop chatting with Hidan. Not the quiet kind of chatting either, the loud, obnoxious kind.
Sasori was almost at his limit.
He did not enjoy being near his old village at all, seeing how he hated it, and all he really wanted to do was get back to the base before those Leaf Ninja and his grandmother caught up to the cave. He knew Itachi and Kisame's clones had slowed them down, but he had a feeling they would be there soon.
Unfortunately, his young partner did not want to go just yet. Deidara seemed to have found the perfect place to sit. The body of the Jinchuuriki.
"Brat, let's go. Im not in the mood to see my grandmother or fight leaf ninja." Sasori said.
"But Dannnnaa! I don't wanna go! I'm comfortable right here, un!" The blonde whined.
Sasori sighed from inside Hiruko, he could sense the enemy rapidly approaching. "Idiot! Our job is done, we are leaving." He said as calmly as possible.
"We don't have to leave right this minute, do we, un?"
"Yes."
"But I don-"
CRASH! The boulder in the entrance cracked and fell away to rubble, revealing a pink haired Kunoichi, who was obviously the cause of the wreck. Before Sasori could get a good look at her, a blonde boy wearing... Orange? Yes, that was definitely a bright, neon, kill-me-now orange. Ah, right. That was the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, as hard as it was to believe.
"GIVE US GAARA BACK, 'TTEBAYO!" The orange thing (A.N: lol sorry Naruto XD) yelled.
Sasori sighed again, "Of course."
"YOU HAD BETTER GIVE HIM BA- wait what?! You said yes!" The other shinobi looked surprised also, especially his Grandmother.
"If I could just get my partner... Brat!" Sasori looked to said person. Deidara glanced up at him.
"Yes Danna?"
"We're leaving."
"No, un."
"Yes, we are. I do not want to deal with you right now."
"I wanna stay here, un!"
"You are pushing me."
"So? You're being mean, un!"
The group from Konoha watched the exchange silently, still in shock that the Akatsuki were leaving. Or, well, Sasori was trying to.
"You are acting like a child, Brat. You are seventeen. Act like it. Now get over here."
"NO!"
"Deidara," The bombers eyes widened at his name, Sasori never used his name unless he was either seriously angry or trying to calm him down. "If you are not by my side at the count of three, there will be consequences."
"One." Should he? No!
"Two." Deidara was not going to just let his Danna boss him around! But..
"Three!" Sasori snapped. He exited Hiruko, setting at a fast pace towards the blonde. Deidara stood up, and started backing away, "Danna, what are you doing?" He asked nervously, surely Sasori-Danna wouldn't...
"What do you think, Brat?" The puppeteer growled, grabbing Deidaras wrist and dragging him over to Hiruko. Deidara panicked, he WOULD.
"D-Danna! I'll go! I'll go! I promise, un!" He pleaded.
Sasori glared at him, " You have been annoying all the other members for the past three days! Did you SEE Kisame? I wouldn't be surprised if he punishes you the moment we get in-base! Oh and don't you think you arent going to get it from him too, even if I punish you as well. I'm sure Hidan is also in trouble right now, from the way Kakuzu looked. You! Are getting this whether you like it or not!"
And with that small speech, Sasori sat on a rock and pulled Deidara over his knee, who whimpered piteously. Moving his partners Akatsuki cloak out of the way, the puppet raised his hand into the air, and let it fall with a loud SMACK!
"AH!" Dei yelped.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
"OW! OW! OW! DANNA! LET GOOO!"
Sasori ignored him, still raining down burning swats onto his posterior, even as the younger male tried to wiggle away.
"I-ITAI! OWWWW...I-I'M SORRY D-DANNA!" Deidara cried, kicking wildly.
Sasori stopped, "Oh you will be." He said, pulling down the bombers pants. Deidara blushed.
"D-Danna...OWWWWW! T-THAT HURT, UN!" He yelled as Sasori spanked him again. A few tears slipped out his eyes, and after five minutes, Dei started to sob brokenly. His ass felt like it was on FIRE. He gripped his Dannas leg and cried into it.
Sasori, realizing Deidara was almost at his, raised his knee, making the other howl louder as the redhead spanked the sit-spots. He quickly finished and pulled Deidara's pants up, letting him slide off his lap.
He then grabbed Deidara's chin, making tearful baby blue eyes meet his own, "Why were you in trouble, Deidara?" Sasori asked softly.
"I d-d-didnt listen a-and was r-rude to D-Danna, u-un. M'sorry, D-Danna. M'so sorrryyyyyy." Dei hiccuped.
"Good. That's good, Dei." Sasori scooped the exhausted and sore teenager into his arms and climbed into Hiruko. Deidara was already asleep, sniffling periodically.
The puppet master turned back to Konoha shinobi, who were looking confused and flustered, while Grandma Chiyo looked amused.
"I shall be going, the One Tails is over there, I used a poison to keep him from dying while his beast was extracted, but he will be in a coma for a few days. Farewell."
Then he lef in a Shunshin of Red Sand.
Chiyo smiled, "I'm not sure whether to be proud or worried... Bah, he's fine. Let's get Kazekage-sama."
END