Author's Notes: Hello, I'm alive. Actually, that's up for debate. Anyway, I know I haven't posted in a while and don't worry, I'm not giving up on Companion. Regarding this fic, I have no idea what happened here. I only wanted a one shot with the Evil Queen seducing Emma (Twitter was a buzz with this) and this somehow came out. So, um, enjoy? Update in 24 hours.

Thank you to my wonderful and patient beta, LauratheChef.

"Hey Regina, hey EQ. Come in."

Emma opened the door to the Sheriff's station and the two women walked in. Regina slightly smiled at the Saviour while the Evil Queen was pursing her lips all the while, obviously couldn't be more bored. Emma was used to that. Since she's been domesticated, she couldn't let out energy how she usually does and in the grand scheme of things, she's okay with that.

Regina stayed standing while the Evil Queen waltzed to a chair nearby. Everyone insisted that she stop wearing her ball gowns dripping with jewels but she couldn't be convinced. Emma clapped her hands before turning to them both. "So, we are gathered here today..." She started, very like a minister. "...to figure out how to get the Evil Queen home." The Evil Queen winked at Emma so she quickly snapped her head to Regina. "Wait, should we wait for my parents?"

"And just what will those two idiots contribute, dear?" EQ blew on her nails even though her nail polish has been dry for days.

Regina scoffed. "Stop stealing my lines, okay?"

EQ answered with a mild eye roll. "I've been calling them idiots since the dawn of time. You stole it from me."

Emma intervened before another cat fight between the two of them started. For someone who was literally the same person, they definitely didn't get along and squabbled like children. "Alright, no waiting for my parents. Regina, you told me you had an idea of how to send EQ back to her time?"

"Time; You make me sound so old, Sheriff. Look at me, do you think I'm past, how do you say it in this world, 30?" She gestured her body, like how a car model would a Ferrari or something.

"Yeah, I've been punched by Regina once. I'm not going to answer that.' Emma went back to her table and grabbed the box of donuts. "Do you want one, Gina?"

"Thanks but I'll pass." She smiled instead.

EQ eyes narrowed at the smiles they shared. Emma plucked a glazed donut and generously bit into it. The rush of sugar made her eyes roll to the back of her head. To this, Regina slightly smirked. After the smirk came a raging blush. One that she tried to hide with clearing her throat. EQ saw this and her interest was piqued.

''o, ats a pla?" Emma asked, mid chew.

Regina knew it was a pointless battle to right Emma's manners so she just let it go. "I found a spell that will definitely work...' She paused. "..But, we're missing one important ingredient."

Emma swallowed. "What is it?"

"A seer's tear."

She was confused. "A seer's tear? You mean a fortune teller? We have those back in Boston. Do you think I could come there and just make one cry?"

"Not quite, dear. It has to be someone from the land. I don't recall bringing one with the curse."

"Oh." Emma deflated for a bit. "Well, do you have a plan B?"

"Why do you both want to get rid of me? I can stay here and rule this land, you know." EQ piped up.

"You don't belong here, Reg- Evil Queen. You belong back in our land. Time will move and when you're not there to cast the curse, we.." Regina pointed to herself and Emma…"won't exist here and it will screw up everything. We need to send you back home."

She rolled her eyes. "Fine, if I must. You're both going about this all wrong. You know I can just use my magic to go back right?" EQ showed her hand and electricity crackled in her fingers.

Regina rushed over and clasped the hand with her own. 'Stop that! You more than anyone knows that magic comes with a price. If you do any, it will ripple into the past!'

Emma watched both of them interact and shook her head, like how they did in the cartoons. Seeing Regina and her Evil Queen counterpart was really a mind fuck, especially since they couldn't be more apart in terms of personality. Regina was still a firecracker but she was just a smidgen to the Evil Queen.

Her presence was commanding and demanding. Every time she's in a room, you will take notice. Her voice was often low and hushed but it will inevitably be heard and once you do, it almost seeps into your veins and brands on your skin. Lastly, the Evil Queen was so seductive, it was unbelievable. More than once did Emma catch the imposing figure looking her up and down in appraisal. They were in crisis mode, yes, but sometimes Emma couldn't stop and think what would happen if she acted on it. The thought made Emma grin.

"Seems like our dear Sheriff is thinking of the both of us in more compromising positions."

Regina looked back just in time for Emma's grin to evaporate. "Miss Swan, can you please?"

"What? I wasn't thinking of anything!" The brunette righted herself and went back to Emma's side. 'Your twin is so much trouble, Gina. Got any more ideas on how to send her back?'

"We can find out once and for all if I did send a seer to this land."

Silence blanketed them for a couple seconds as plans formulated in their heads. Emma was already thinking of creating a task force to search the place. Regina was thinking of what to cook for dinner since it was obvious the task fell on Emma and EQ was thinking of ways not to die of boredom while the two people in front of her wore such deeply furrowed eyebrows. There was a good chance she was going to be sent back soon since surely she would send a seer with everyone else. EQ looked at Emma and Regina once again and checked out how they were naturally gravitating towards each other. While thinking, they were slightly swaying and was pulling into each other like magnets.

Interesting.

She cleared her throat. "So, what would you have me do?"

"Nothing." Emma answered. "You'll stay with Regina and keep out of trouble." She turned to the former Mayor. "I'll hold a meeting at town hall and ask people. Then if no one knows a seer, we'll do a search. We'll scour the forests; we won't leave any rock unturned. We'll find the seer, I promise.' She gave Regina a firm nod.

'I believe in you, Emma.'

The reassurance made Emma blush. 'Good. I won't let you down.'

All throughout this interaction, EQ was intently watching. The two looked at each before holding gaze and that's when she knew. They were both hot for each other. Or maybe in love but she wanted to focus on the charge of sexual energy between them. That was more fun. If she really was coming back, she's got to do something ridiculously fun first. A smirk graced her face. What better way to leave than with a bang?

Regina sighed. 'Alright, I'll get the rest of the ingredients ready. You'll let me know if you find her, right?'

Emma finally popped the last bite of the donut and dusted off her fingers. 'Of course, of course. Hey, after this, can we do dinner tonight?'

'Dinner?' She blinked.

'Yeah, you, me, Henry and Roland. Don't worry about preparing something, I'll pick up food on the way.'

'Oh, how nice. You're going to let me starve...'

The two looked at EQ who had a sorry pout on her face. Emma had to giggle. 'What do you even eat? Like, for breakfast?'

'New born infants.' She said, with a serious tone of voice.

Emma was horrified and stepped back. 'Okay, I'm definitely not letting my little brother near you.'

'Emma, dear, she's kidding.' Regina took the Sheriff's arm and rubbed it up and down in a reassuring gesture. 'She ate birds. Cooked. Not raw.' She was quick to inform. The stiff posture melted down into Emma's usual hunched back. Since the effect was reached, Regina should've taken off her hand but she found out she liked being this close to Emma. Her eyes flicked up to the baby blues and she was momentarily transfixed. God, she was beautiful.

EQ clapped twice and Regina jumped away from the blonde.

'Fine but, I'm still not letting EQ near him.'

'Neither will I.' Regina turned to her evil twin. 'You'll get your ration of food but you're not eating with us.'

'What, like a prisoner? Need I remind you that I'm willingly domesticated?'

It was clear that she just wanted some humanity. Whether she deserved it or not was not a debate Regina felt like going into at the moment so she conceded. It was just dinner after all. She nodded. 'Fine, come to dinner and we'll, I don't know, celebrate your evil celibacy.'

'And actual celibacy?' She winked at Emma again. Regina stepped in front of Emma and EQ had to chuckle. There was definitely something and she will capitalize on it.

Regina sighed and decided to end their little meeting. She walked to her evil twin and grabbed her hand. 'Let's go home. We'll see you later, Emma.'