Meditation for Dummies
"Okay, what am I supposed to do?" Draco asked.
"Just sit down and close your eyes Draco," answered Raven.
"Why?" Draco asked
"We are going to meditate," Shadowcobra answered.
"Why?"
"To calm you down," Raven answered.
"Why?"
"You've been having problems with your temper," Shadowcobra added.
"Why?"
"You get mad at the silliest thing," Raven answered, eyebrow twitching.
"Why?"
Shadowcobra's eyebrow twitched, "You have an anger management problem."
"Why?"
"WILL YOU STOP ASKING WHY?" Both telepaths screamed in the fire starter's face.
"Geez," Draco commented, picking his ear, "I think you guys need to meditate. You seem kinda edgy and angry."
((Can I kill him?)) Raven asked, eyes twitching.
((God knows, I've tried)) Shadowcobra replied, groaning and rubbing his temples.
"Just sit down," Raven began, "Like this." She demonstrated, sitting in a lotus position and floating about a foot off the floor.
"Cool!" Draco eyes, widened. He was impressed. Shadowcobra followed suit and was also floating.
Shadowcobra wasn't Azerathian, but he did like Raven's chant. They both chanted, "Azerath Metrion Zinthos," over and over again.
Draco sat down and closed his eyes. He began chanting, repeating what they said, unsuccessfully, "Anthrax, Meatcans, Flamingos…" he chanted like as idiot over and over again.
An hour later.
Raven and Shadowcobra stretched as they finished their meditation.
"That was peaceful, was it not, luv?" Shadowcobra smirked. Raven glared.
"Don't call me luv," she warned.
"Very well." They turned to see Draco, who was still mediating.
Shadowcobra scratched his head, astonished, "Didn't know that he had it in him. Impressive."
"I don't think he's meditating, Shadow," Raven said. She pulled at the Dragon Knight's hair to reveal his face.
He was snoring and there was a trail of drool that was going down his chin. In addition, there was a snot bubble coming out of his nose. The dark girl retreated and grimaced.
"Was it just me, or did we both see that coming?" Raven asked.
"At least he's quiet," Shadowcobra commented, sweeping Raven's form against his to kiss her passionately. She then slapped him in the face for that.