Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight or Paparazzi. Lady Gaga owns Paparazzi and Matsuri Hino owns V.K

Zero: There is a crowd

That's coming in and out

Got my gun out, it's true

Feed that fan-girl mind

It's so un-casual

I'd be so cholerical

Fan-girls and screams

Dead-straight hideous

Not so sure what I see

But this photo of me

It has a price

Fan-girls prepared those lights

Because you know this thing is called

Chorus: All my biggest fans

Are screaming that they love me

It's a Zero (A/N: I know I changed it a little bit instead of the Zero-Zerorazzi) Zerorazzi

I won't promise I am kind

I won't stop

Until the fan girls die

For some reason I am famous

Fan-girls chase me down until I love them

Zero-Zerorazzi

Zero: I will sue you now

Backstage there you go

Velvet Chairs and ropes

Yeah, you better start talking

About all this fuss

Screw your eyeliner and all the rest

Kuran is hurt

He has no stalkers in return

Fan-girls think their lashes are fine

Loud cheers they cry

It has a price

People loving me is 5.99

Because you know this thing is called

Chorus:All my biggest fans

Are screaming that they love me

It's a Zero- Zerorazzi

I won't promise I am kind

I won't stop

Until the fan girls die

For some reason I am famous

Fan-girls chase me down until I love them

Zero-Zerorazzi

I won't promise I am kind

I won't stop

Until the fan girls die

For some reason I am famous

Fan-girls chase me down until I love them

Zero-Zerorazzi

Zero: (Real bad)

I'm cussing to the radio

(STOP STOP)

That screams not from the radio

(Please stop)

This madness

Its retarded

But it's so not fun!

Chorus: All my biggest fans

Are screaming that they love me

It's a Zero- Zerorazzi

Fan-girls think I'm a superstar

They think I'll be

It's a Zero-Zerorazzi

Zero: I won't promise I am kind

I won't stop

Until the fan girls die

For some reason I am famous

Fan-girls chase me down until I love them

Zero-Zerorazzi

Yeah I know it's not my best. We have ISATS tomorrow and I want some sleep and I didn't start my reading homework yet O_O. The chorus is just Zero singing but it's the chorus part so you get the tune. Zero is singing the whole song just so you know ;). I came up with this idea because I was reading some fanfics and they are like "YOURE TEAM ZERO" or "YOU'RE TEAM KANAME!" and crap. I was like THEY HAVE TEAMS NOW! OMG WHEN DOES THIS BECOME TWILIGHT. Thus, this story was made due to my stupidness.