Fall of Grim Tales
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Stan Pines groans as he wakes up. Wha- where am I? He thinks to himself drowsily. The world was still spinning...he couldn't tell where the black blobs began and his body began. His felt like he'd been hit by a truck...repeatedly...
Okay Stan...deep breaths...remember Columbia...asses the situation...okay...I'm hungover...so I was drunk...so the odd of this being a bad situation goes down from 100%...to 95%. Okay...arms and legs aren't shackled...good...got what feels like 1- No 2 1/2$ poker chip lodged in my shoe...nice...there's no giant clown named bozo wanting to slit my belly...even better...I'm surrounded by the lords of the underworld...WAIT, WHAT!?
And that's when it all came back to Stan: he'd been sitting in his chair...He'd been watching The Duchess Approves...he'd been cheering when Count Lionel had 'blown' his chances- And just like that...he was in the middle of a poker game...the poker game to end all poker games!
'Grim'; the Grim Reaper pulled his head out of a bucket of nacho cheese. "What happened?" He groaned.
Aku; the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness...had his head stuck inside a turkey. "Did anyone get the licensee plate of the car that hit me?" He groaned.
'Him'; a high-ranking regent and distant relative of the devil groaned. "My mind is in agony...this'll be perfect for torturing my slaves!"
Hunson abadeer; Demon King of the Nightosphere...was wallowing in filth. "Hey...if you guys see any livers...it's probably mine..." He guessed deliriously...
Bill Cipher; Nightmare Czar extraordinaire...was waking up inside a fishbowl...as a gecko. "Okay, who's the wise guy?"
And at the head of the table...The most powerful and most feared Eldritch Abomination of them all(And the only one not inebriated); SLENDERMAN.
Hmmmmm, so even the so-called lords of the underworld couldn't handle my 'special' liquor...good to know." He said offhand before getting back to business.
"In any case; as the designated 'bookie' it's my job to tell you...Grunkle Stan won it all!" There was screams of denial and anguish...and screams of delight from Stan.
"HOT BABY, I'M ON FIRE!" Shouted Stan. Not yet your not. Thought Him nastily as he extended out an inflamed finger...only to abort and cower under Slendermans glare.
"I won! I won! I...wait, what did I win?" Asked Stan confused, most of the night was still a blur.
Slenderman(somehow) smirked. "It's not necessarily what 'you' won, my good man...but rather what your 'family' won...more specifically; your great nephew...
...a few hours later...
YOU DID WHAT?!
Screamed Mandy as she tried to kill her husband...
...12 years earlier...
Preston Northwest nearly had a heart attack when a triangle/cyclops 'thing' jumped out of a time-vortex.
"Alright Northwest! Everything you have, you owe to me! And now I'm calling in that favor! BRING ME YOUR WIFE!" Screamed Bill Cipher...
...2 years earlier...
"Hey there, my good man! How'd you like to make your family very wealthy AND possibly get revenge on the Northwests?" Asked Hunson Abadeer.
"…..I'm listening." Said Manly Dan simply...
…NOW...
Dipper Pines was panicking...one moment Thompson was driving them all home from the 'Dusk 2 Dawn' convenience store...and suddenly Wendy was screaming in pain...and burning!
The other teens were freaking out...but Dipper...Dipper remained focused. Panicking was not going to help the woman he loved. He quickly drew out his journal and cross-examined it and Wendy's symptoms...and then he saw her mouth...
No time to explain, Dipper screams at Thompson to detour through the thick-canopy forest while ripping Robbie's hoodie off his back and urging Wendy to put it on...she dose...and the pain stops...
A now deathly pale Wendy looked at Dipper surprised. "Dipper...what just-
"The sun was hurting you." Stated Dipper flatly. "Wendy...I don't know how...but somehow you've become a vampire." Says Dipper as he points out her still growing fangs...
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"Wha- how- How is this possible!?" Exclaims a panicky Wendy as the twins help her toward the Shack, keeping her out of the sun.
"D-don't worry Wendy...I'll get to the bottom of this." He assures her. Despite the situation...Wendy couldn't help but believe him...if only a bit...
Wendy whispers 'thank you' as she gives him a hug. Dipper flusters..but hugs back.
BOOM!
Went the door as Grunkle Stan burst out the front door. "Kids! How are you? You doing alright?" Asked Stan with warmth and affection...which immediately put the twins on edge.
"Oh, no. Who died?" Asked Mable horrified. "What no! Nothing's wrong...or right...Look, I have news...let's not go labeling it good or bad...just yet." Rambles Stan in a poor attempt to be reassuring.
He shakes his head. "Look, let's focus on the positive." He turns to Dipper. "Dipper! You no longer need worry about the age gap keeping you from being with Wendy-
"Whoa! Not cool man!" Flusters Dipper as he gestures that his crush is within ear shot.
"No kid, really. Relax! You don't have to worry...because your both married!"
Their was a long...deathly silence. "What." They both said flatly. "Oh...and your also married to 4 other girls...who are waiting inside right now..."
"What!" They both shouted. "Oh...and their also underworld royalty too...so that's a thing too." He admitted awkwardly...
WHAT!?
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Based on a story suggestion made by nightmaster000
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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