A/N this story is going to be in note form through out the whole thing, adding some detention slips here and there, you know the marauders.)
Sir- Hey Prongsie.
J-Hi Paddy, Don't call me that
Sir- Only if you don't call me Paddy, I sound like that muggle teddy bear.
J- HOM can be such a bore.
Sir- Hom..as in homo.
J- eww.no you have a sick mind.
Sir-what is the password for the Hufflepuff common room.
J- Slytherins are hot
Sir- Don't let Lily hear you say that, might get jealous and steal our job of hexing the Slytherin's.
J- Hey, I didn't come up with it, the Hufflepuff prefect's boyfriend is a Slytherin.
Sir- Snow, Pounce, Silver, can you talk or are you to busy taking notes.
B- What do you take me for, a bookworm, no offense Snow or Moony.
Sir- Sorry Silva, but I was mainly directing that comment at Snow and Pounce.
Sam- Yeah, I just asked Remmy if he could take notes for me.
Sir- Remmy?
B- Didn't you hear, Snow and Moony are dating.
Sir- So that's one more to add to the list, next we need to get Pounce and Chase together and Scales and Ninja together.
Jor- Well leave that for later, K. Ways to waste time in HOM. We shine our shoes and then have fun reflecting sunlight off them and try to start a fire on the ceiling.
Sam- I won't tell if you successfully burn down the HOM room and kill Professor Urin.
Jor- I can't kill Professor Urin, he's already dead!
Sam- Makes your job a whole lot easier.
B- Falling asleep would suffuse but the shoe shining thing-WHF???
Jor- It works,Year 3 It wasn't me that made the ceiling start smoking, it was Mother Nature.
Sam- Drags Georgia into the convo by the ear Talk god dammit!
G-Snow, hurt. Pounce, thats a good idea. Shut up Urin.
Sir-Such a way with words. Does an imitation of Professor Urin.
B- Stab me please, the vords ou Professor Urin urt me iddle e-aras Conjours up a sword and throws it a Professor Urin, who is a ghost and it goes through his stomach
Detention
Culprit(s): Miss. Penny and Mr. Black
Cause: Throwing swords through Professor's stomach while he was teaching as a competition.
Other Comments:
Detention: Thursday after class, clean trophy's no magic.
Jor- Whimper the teacher's wrath is deadly.
B- You kitten, you call yourself a tiger!
Jor- Grrrrr Don't write that, someone could see it.
Sir- Guys, I think we should be worried.
Sam- You got that right Pads, we should be very worried, we may have to kick her out of our group.
G- I know Snow, Hell this is annoying. Pounce, your losing your touch.
Jor- Watch it, my parents are both death eaters. They both will search for you and kill you if I ask them to.
B- Need Mummy and Daddy eh? I don't. Snow, be quiet while Professor Urin takes a-tane-dance.
Sam- I'm lis-tan-ang
Chad- Can I swear? It's getting really hard not to...fk st!
Sam- Getting a little off topic, what's your favorite quotes? Mine's: Kids, don't buy drugs...become a rock star and get them for free!
Jor- While we sit here, polar bears are dying!!!!No!!!
Sir- Someone has hung round Lee to long and gone cookoo.
Lee- Hey! Don't call my girlfriend cookoo.
Sir- Yet you didn't deny the fact that you are cookoo in your last note.
Lee- God Pads! If Urin wasn't looking right at us, I would be throttling you.
Sam- Calm down please, before Pounce goes any redder than she already is, I'm sure she absolutely loves having two boys fight over her sanity.
B- Mine is If you're a 1 on a million person, don't worry, there are thousands more out there just like you.
Sir- Mine is I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out.
Lee- Reality is a horrible place to visit.
Chad- Mine is, gone crazy, be back never.
Sir- What's yours Moony, does it have anything to do with studying?
Rem- No, it's I'll kill him and then bring him back to life and kill him again, (directed mainly at Sirius)
Sir- Hmm Very evil.
Sam- Wow, the first time you guys haven't noticed the bell ring. For your information, I'm writing this from the common room as the bell rang 5 MINUTES ago!!!
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Rem- Sirius, that is incorrect grammar.
Sir- Remus, someday grammar is going to bite you in the butt with its massive teeth and I shall point and laugh.
Rem- Is grammar a code word for Sirius?
Sir- Yes, Yes it is.
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B-Fk, she's back, Scales I mean. Bugger, if she sees that she'll get really pissed.
Sam- I know what you mean.
B- Yeah, hopefully she'll break a leg. No one better expect me to push the wheelchair though.
Jor- Good idea, though Scales doesn't realize that the weird geek look is only funny if you're not a freaky geek already.
Sam- Scales is not mad???
Sir- Weird...Something is wrong, does she always roll down hills wearing only one shoe, and then get back up and jump down them?
B- Hey guys, while we were watching her jump down the hill acting like a loony and Snow doing her homework (despicable) , I came up with a poem.
Rem- Lets hear it.
B- Scales and Ninja
Rolling in the Grass
The other 8 of us
Kicking their arse.
Sam- Very original, but that is the poem I came up with last night.
G- Stops throttling Bronte and starts throttling Sam
B- So...what do you think?
Sir- Pretty cool, but James and Lily will be to busy snogging to kick their arses!!!
J- Blushes
Lily- Blushes
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