Whooves looked at himself in the mirror. A bow tie and a top hat on. He took a deep breath.
I'm gonna do it! Whooves jumped up in excitement. He ran to the door ready to start the whole thing. He stopped.
Whooves remembered the muffin he was going to give Derpy. He ran into the kitchen and grabbed the bag that had the muffin. He held it in his mouth and ran out.
He reached Derpy's front door. He took three deep breaths. Do it! He knocked on her door. No answer. He waited. No answer. He laid on the door waiting for Derpy.
Whooves sighed and stood up. He grabbed the bag and started walking. Suddenly, he heard the door swing open. He turned and saw Derpy standing at the top. She trotted down and nuzzles Whooves.
"Lets go!" Derpy said as they walked down the road.
The moon was full. Derpy had a huge smile on her face. They walked to a restaurant called Fancy Hoof Diner. "A table for two please!" Whooves asked the waiter. The waiter led them to a table in the back.
They sat staring at each other. Whooves blushed as he stared into Derpy's eyes. Derpy closed her eyes and leaned across the table with her lips out. Whooves moved his head back slowly.
"I have to go to the bathroom." Whooves said and left to the bathroom. He ran to the sink and splashed his face multiple times.
"Damn Whooves!" Whooves said staring at the mirror. "Just KISS her!" He heard the stall door open and saw Big macintosh staring at him. He washed his hands and walked over to Whooves.
"Date?" Big Mac asked. Whooves nodded. "Here." Big macintosh put a small wrapper into Whooves hat.
"Fluttershy and me are on one too. I'll be using one tonight." Big Mac said and winked at Whooves. Whooves immediately stopped cold. Did just give him a condom? Whooves reached into his hat and pulled one out.
He shoved back in his hat. He walked out and saw Derpy gone. He asked the waiter and she said that she had gone out since she didn't feel good. Whooves ran out and saw Derpy laying on the ground by the door. She looked up and saw Whooves.
She stood up not as enthusiastic as before. "Lets go." Whooves said. He lifted Derpy on his back and walked off. Derpy rubbed her cheek on the back of Whooves neck.
Whooves blushed feeling her breath on his neck. Derpy looked at his hat.
"I like your hat! Can I try it on?" Derpy said excited. Whooves nodded and Derpy put the hat on. He heard her giggle and suddenly stop. Whooves stopped walked and looked at Derpy. She had a huge blush on her face and her eyes were frozen.
Whooves looked at his head and froze too. He forgot the condom on his head.
"Derpy! It's not what it looks like!" Whooves said. Derpy got off him and ran. Whooves began after her. She immediately took flight. Whooves saw as she flew away in the sky.
He groaned and walked off. He took off the condom and threw it into some bushes. "Stupid ass Big Mac!" He muttered under his breath.
Whooves walked past the lake he first saw Derpy. Tears filled his eyes. He remembered he saw Derpy on the other side of the river. He didn't pay much attention to her and took a swim. He accidentally twisted his ankle and was going to drown if Derpy didn't see and save him.
Whooves saw a figure looking into the river. It had wings. He knew it was Derpy. He walked over to her. Derpy had her eyes closed and her head tilted down. Whooves pit his hoof around her.
"Derpy I'm sorry." Whooves said. Derpy leaned her head on Whoove's shoulder.
"There's something I want to give you." Whooves said and gave her a bag. Derpy opened it and saw a muffin inside. She jumped on Whooves and kissed him. She rested her head on his chest. Whooves leaned forward and put her on his back and walked home.
He placed her down and bed and laid next to her. He nuzzled her forehead.
Derpy and Whooves cuddled together. They both fell sound asleep after an exhausting night.