Possible Tekken 2 endings.

Heihachi Mishima

(Heihachi is carrying Kazuya to the volcano)

Heihachi: hey! Kazuya!

Kazuya: wat do ya want old man! Just throw me inside already!

Heihachi: I wanna say just one thing before I drop ya.

Kazuya: wat!

Heihachi: Ahem.

(suddenly, kaz is in a straitjacket, forced to watch Heihachi. Disco lights come on and Heihachi starts to sing)

Heihachi: bye bye bye, all you gotta do is holler kazzy boo, imma waiting for you, mr devily crazy, ooh ooh, see ya later at tekken 4, it says dat, in mah contract, yo sonny boy, get a life, cos I don't wanna meet ya 20 years later and find ur still a looser, oh yeah, imma gonna kill ya boy, and maybe ur girlfriend too if da ogre don't get her first, yo kazzy, see ya later in t4, oh yeah, you'd better go and strip your fake red contacts off da door.

Kazuya: DON"T TELL EVERYBODY! YOU SING HORRIBLE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Heihachi: I know. Bye kazoo!

(drops kazzy)

Part 2 comin up! R&R!