Donald trump: the hard core punishment
I was sitting there playing boggle with my family when out of nowhere Donald trump with a steel chair, my family was dead, killed by Donald I stood there in a fit of rage, I ran towards him when all of a sudden he disappeared leaving behind a giant wall surrounding me.
An hour had passed when Donald released me from the wall, he tied me up and told me to bend over I asked him "why are you doing this" and he replied "because you people know a lot about trucks", he pulled my underwear down and said I going to Bing you in the bong with my small loan of a million dollars" then he stuck his "small loan" in me I was screaming in agony but the just kept shouting "china" his hair flew away and before long he was making me call him "god emperor trump". He was soon finished, as he stood up he said "thank you very much".
I was distraught, I couldn't walk I couldn't feel my legs. I had to get away, I tried crawling away but it was no use, he came back wearing nothing but a pink leotard and nipple tassels, I was doomed. He grabbed my hair and whispered "let's make America great again" then he put a collar on me and said "let's build a wall" he made me build a wall, when I was done he showed me his daughter and said "if she wasn't my daughter I would be dating her"
Later that day he brought out some black people in chains and said "I have a good relationship with the blacks". Donald tied us up in the middle of a pentagram and sacrificed us to cthulu.