~Rurouni Baka~
Hey minna-san! Welcome to another episode of Rurouni Baka! See, we've taken
Rurouni Kenshin, and we've.....uhhh.....-modified- it! Yessss.....-modified-
.....*cough* So, instead of "Wandering Kenshin", you know what we've got?
Wandering Idiot! Each episode will be about a different wandering idiot and
the different moronic situations they get into!
Yahiko: . HEY!
Sanosuke: Nani?!?!
Kenshin: 0.0 Oro?
Saitou: -_-;;; Ahou.
Aoshi: .......
Kaoru: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BAKA, YOU BAKA! *struggles to attack the author
while being restrained by Kenshin and Sano.*
Okita: *counting the number of triangle shaped thingies on his gi* One,
two, three....*looks up* Nani?
Aoshi: ^_^ I like puppies!
Everyone: O.O *stops and turns around slowly to stare at Aoshi*
Aoshi: .......*has blank expression again*
o.O;;; And without further stupidity from the characters, we'll begin the
first episode!
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~Rurouni Baka~
-=-Okita Souji starring in:
Dead Beavers-=-
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Okita Souji sits on a peaceful, grassy riverbank, a fishing pole in
hand. The wind blows gently, the river gurgles quietly, birds chirp
cheerfully, and everything is absorbed in tranquility. Except for
Okita, that is.
Okita: *feels a tug on the fishing line and excitedly starts pulling it up,
only to reveal a dead beaver that had gotten caught on the line.* O.o
Nani?! Doesn't this pond have anything other than beavers? *tosses the
deceased rodent into a tall pile of dead beavers off to the side, muttering
to himself* Must have been a beaver massacre or something......Hey, maybe
they've got some sort of Revolution going on down there! ^-^*laughs to
himself*
Dead Beaver: S'matter o' fact, we do, sos ya better be keepin' yer nose
outta business that ain't yours, runt! *promptly returns to deceased
state.*
Okita: o.o Yessir.
So, Okita goes back to fishing. He sits for hours with his fishing
pole, but the only things that it catches are more dead beavers.
Finally, Okita grows bored of fishing.
Okita: *tossing another dead beaver onto the now very tall pile* I never
thought that a little river like this could hold so many beavers! That was
number
999,999,999,991.874,565,498,732,112,365,498,732,145,698,778,946,541,123,789,
654,123,321,654,789,789,654,123,987,456,321! Well, this is getting boring.
Maybe I'll go see Himura-san. .....What -was- I doing here anyway?
~BEGIN FLASHBACK~
Okita: ^___________________^ *walking along and licking an official
Shinsengumi lollipop-colored blue and white, of course.* ((Official
Shinsengumi lollipops! Now you can -taste- the greatness of the Shinsengumi
and be loyal to it even when pointlessly purchasing candy! [We. Are.
Watching you. You. Must. Buy. All. Shinsengumi. Merchandise. Immediately.
Aku. Soku. Zan.] Even covers up the smell of blood with its blueberry-
licious-ness! From the makers of Shinsengolf-y! Aku Soku Zan!))
Random Person: Hey! You! Do you have any chandeliers I can borrow?
Okita: ^_^;; I'm afraid not, sir, but I -could- help--
Random Person: I HATE YOU! *sobs and pushes Okita onto a peaceful grassy
riverbank, throwing a fishing pole at him, then runs away.*
Okita: 0.o Ow.
-*-END FLASHBACK-*-
Okita: o.O;; Oh. That was an odd way to start off the day......*coughs*
A tumbleweed rolls by.
Okita: Yes.......So I'll just go see Himura, then! *walks away calmly from
the dead beaver pile, then stops, glances to the left, then the right, and
runs away as fast as possible, using official Shinsengumi running shoes.*
((Official Shinsengumi running shoes! Now you can be up to date with the
latest fashion, AND be ready to run into battle whenever you may need to!
Our running shoes NEVER break and are easy to repair in the unlikely event
that they do, unlike the Juppon Gatana Inc.'s shoes, which break easily and
often take hours to fix! [We. Are. Watching you. You. Must. Buy. All.
Shinsengumi. Merchandise. Immediately. Aku. Soku. Zan.] Remember; Aku.
Soku. Zan!))
-At the Kamiya Dojo-
Sanosuke: *dancing while sprinkling salt on Kaoru's garden* The sun'll come
out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sunnnnnn!
Kenshin: *hears a noise and peers out from inside the dojo* O.O
Sanosuke: Just thinkin' about tomorrow! Clear away the cobwebs and the
sorrow! 'till there's nooooooone!
Kenshin: 0.0 S-sanosuke?!
Sanosuke: When there's a day that's gray and lonely, I just stick up my
chin, and grin, and saaaaaaaaay.......
Kenshin: o.0 Is....Is there a reason why you're salting Kaoru-dono's
garden?
Sanosuke: THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW! YOU JUST GOTTA HANG ON TILL
TOMORROW! COME WHAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Kenshin: O.o Oroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Sanosuke: TOMORROW! TOMORROW! I LOVE YOU, TOMORROW! YOU'RE ONLY A DAY
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Kenshin: o.o
Sanosuke: *turns around slowly and stares at Kenshin* o.o
Kenshin: Ahh......Why are you salting Kaoru-dono's garden, Sano?
Sanosuke: Why, so nothing will ever grow again, of course! ^_^ *brushes the
rest of the salt off his hands, having spread a foot tall layer of salt on
the garden*
Kenshin: O....kay....(thinking: Kaoru-dono's gonna kill meeeeee....Even
though it was Sanosuke's fault......Run.....Must...run...far....away....)
Kaoru bursts out of the dojo. Off in the distance, Yahiko, Dr. Gensai,
Megumi, Tsubame, and Ayame and Suzume are seen dragging a large rowboat
towards the river, all laughing maniacally.
Kaoru: KENSHIN NO BAKA, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Kenshin: 0.0 *timidly* R-right h-here.....
Kaoru: Oh, good! ^_^ What the-WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GARDEN?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kenshin: Ah...welllll......you see.....uhhh....Oro?
Kaoru: DON'T YOU 'ORO' ME! *grabs bokken*
Okita: *runs up to them* ^-^ Hi everybody!
Everyone: Hi Dr. Okita!
Misao: Where's Dr. Congo?!?! WHERE IS IT?!
Aoshi: IT'S D! R! NOT DOCTOR!
PAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMEEEEECCCCCIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
Both: Santa Claus is cominggggg to town! *walk off to see Dr. Congo, the
local psychiatrist.*
Okita: Soooooooooooooooo....'Sup, dawgs?
Kenshin: *opens his mouth to reply, but is interrupted by Sano.*
Sanosuke: *in British accent* Nothing much, old chap, nothing much! Just
salting dear Jou-chan's garden here so that nothing will ever grow again!
Might you join me for a spot of tea?
Okita: o.0 Suuuuuuuuure....
Kenshin and Kaoru: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sanosuke: ^^ Jolly good! *produces a tea set (complete with tea), table,
and chairs out of thin air.* Have a seat, my dear fellow, have a seat!
Okita: *sits down cautiously. Is joined by Kenshin and Kaoru.* *whispers to
Kenshin* What's wrong with him?
Kenshin: *shrugs* He's been acting strange all morning.
Sanosuke: ^_______________________________________________^ *hums
cheerfully to himself, pouring everyone tea*
Kenshin: So, Okita, what brings you here?
Okita: Well, I was walking down the street for no apparent reason, licking
my official Shinsengumi lollipop ((BUY THEM NOW! AKU SOKU ZAN!)), when the
next thing I knew I was sitting by a river with a fishing pole. So I
started fishing, but all these dead beavers kept getting caught on the line
instead of fish, and one of the dead beavers yelled at me, and then I
decided to come visit you, Himura, so here I am!
Kenshin: Okay.
Kaoru: ........
Sanosuke: *takes a bite out of his teacup* Crunch-a-tize me, Cap'n!
Kenshin: *realizes something* Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Okita: Hai?
Kenshin: Aren't you, y'know, s'posed to be dead?
Okita: O.O *twitch* Who *twitch* told *twitch* you *twitch* that?!?!?!?
*twitch. twitch.*
Saitou: *jumps into the scene* Ohhhh, it's a small world after all! It's a
small world after all! It's a small world after all, it's a small, small
worrrrrlllllllldddddd!!!!!! *bows*
Okita: Hey! Hi, Saitou-san!
Saitou: Okita?! But I thought you died of tuberculosis on May thirtieth at
age twenty-six in that hospital that nobody visited you at!
Okita: That's right......No one ever did visit me. ;_; I FEEL SO ALONE!
Sanosuke: *sings to the tune of the Mickey Mouse song (y'know: M-i-c-k-e-y,
M-o-u-s-e!)* S-O-U-Z-O-U, S-A-G-A-R-A! Souzou Sagara! *clapclap* Souzou
Sagara! *clapclap* *continues singing through a mouthful of jagged teacup
pieces*
Okita: Anou.......I FEEL SO ALONE! ;_;
Saitou: It's okay to feel saaaaaad!
Kenshin, Kaoru, Sanosuke, Saitou: Bob got his hair cut! TOO SHORT!
Okita: Okay! Ok-ita....Ok-ay......WOW! IT'S SORTA-NOT-REALLY THE SAME!
Saitou: Let's ride donkeys to the bottom! ((New! Official Shinsengumi
donkeys! Now when you're going to and from the battlefield, you can ride in
-style- on these high quality, officially official Shinsengumi donkeys!
Recommended by Hijikata himself! [We. Are. Watching you. You. Must. Buy.
All. Shinsengumi. Merchandise. Immediately. Aku. Soku. Zan.] Remember: Aku.
Soku. Zan!))
Sanosuke: Jolly good! *whistles*
At the sound of Sanosuke's whistle, several donkeys roll down Mount Everest
and across Tea's land of toothbrushes to the Kamiya dojo, where they stand
attentively.
Karou: Aren't donkeys supposed to walk, not roll?
Sanosuke: URUSAI! Not these donkeys! These are -quality- donkeys! *pats the
donkey next to him*
Donkey: *flops over lamely*
Sanosuke: *nods* Yup, quality! Besides, we built this city on rock n'
rolllllllll!!!!!!!! WE BUILT THIS CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY! ON ROCK N
ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *stares at him*
Sanosuke: WHAT'D WE BUILD IT ON?! *stands up on the table* WE BUILT THIS
CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY! ON ROCK N-----
Suddenly, a dead beaver shoots through the air and knocks him flat on his
back, unconscious!
Okita: *standing with a dead beaver-shooting gun held firmly in his hands*
ANYONE ELSE WANNA PIECE OF ME?!?!?!?!
Everyone else: 0_0 *shakes their heads quickly*
Okita: Allllllllll righty then. *calms down immediately*
Suddenly (again), squid start raining down from the sky!
Saitou: I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! *goes off to join Aoshi and
Misao with Dr. Congo.*
Okita: ;_;
Kaoru: What's wrong now, Okita-kun?
Okita: I......I don't like squid. *stares sadly at the ground*
Dead Beaver: URUSAI! *comes flying through the air and hits Kenshin and
Kaoru on the head, rendering them both unconscious.*
Okita: ^-^ Foreign cheese! *holds hand up in a peace sign as squid fall all
around him, making squishing noises.*
^_________________________________________^
THE END.
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Stay tuned next time for Episode Two: Soujiro and Pea Man!
--Taji & Kohana
Hey minna-san! Welcome to another episode of Rurouni Baka! See, we've taken
Rurouni Kenshin, and we've.....uhhh.....-modified- it! Yessss.....-modified-
.....*cough* So, instead of "Wandering Kenshin", you know what we've got?
Wandering Idiot! Each episode will be about a different wandering idiot and
the different moronic situations they get into!
Yahiko: . HEY!
Sanosuke: Nani?!?!
Kenshin: 0.0 Oro?
Saitou: -_-;;; Ahou.
Aoshi: .......
Kaoru: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BAKA, YOU BAKA! *struggles to attack the author
while being restrained by Kenshin and Sano.*
Okita: *counting the number of triangle shaped thingies on his gi* One,
two, three....*looks up* Nani?
Aoshi: ^_^ I like puppies!
Everyone: O.O *stops and turns around slowly to stare at Aoshi*
Aoshi: .......*has blank expression again*
o.O;;; And without further stupidity from the characters, we'll begin the
first episode!
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~Rurouni Baka~
-=-Okita Souji starring in:
Dead Beavers-=-
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=
Okita Souji sits on a peaceful, grassy riverbank, a fishing pole in
hand. The wind blows gently, the river gurgles quietly, birds chirp
cheerfully, and everything is absorbed in tranquility. Except for
Okita, that is.
Okita: *feels a tug on the fishing line and excitedly starts pulling it up,
only to reveal a dead beaver that had gotten caught on the line.* O.o
Nani?! Doesn't this pond have anything other than beavers? *tosses the
deceased rodent into a tall pile of dead beavers off to the side, muttering
to himself* Must have been a beaver massacre or something......Hey, maybe
they've got some sort of Revolution going on down there! ^-^*laughs to
himself*
Dead Beaver: S'matter o' fact, we do, sos ya better be keepin' yer nose
outta business that ain't yours, runt! *promptly returns to deceased
state.*
Okita: o.o Yessir.
So, Okita goes back to fishing. He sits for hours with his fishing
pole, but the only things that it catches are more dead beavers.
Finally, Okita grows bored of fishing.
Okita: *tossing another dead beaver onto the now very tall pile* I never
thought that a little river like this could hold so many beavers! That was
number
999,999,999,991.874,565,498,732,112,365,498,732,145,698,778,946,541,123,789,
654,123,321,654,789,789,654,123,987,456,321! Well, this is getting boring.
Maybe I'll go see Himura-san. .....What -was- I doing here anyway?
~BEGIN FLASHBACK~
Okita: ^___________________^ *walking along and licking an official
Shinsengumi lollipop-colored blue and white, of course.* ((Official
Shinsengumi lollipops! Now you can -taste- the greatness of the Shinsengumi
and be loyal to it even when pointlessly purchasing candy! [We. Are.
Watching you. You. Must. Buy. All. Shinsengumi. Merchandise. Immediately.
Aku. Soku. Zan.] Even covers up the smell of blood with its blueberry-
licious-ness! From the makers of Shinsengolf-y! Aku Soku Zan!))
Random Person: Hey! You! Do you have any chandeliers I can borrow?
Okita: ^_^;; I'm afraid not, sir, but I -could- help--
Random Person: I HATE YOU! *sobs and pushes Okita onto a peaceful grassy
riverbank, throwing a fishing pole at him, then runs away.*
Okita: 0.o Ow.
-*-END FLASHBACK-*-
Okita: o.O;; Oh. That was an odd way to start off the day......*coughs*
A tumbleweed rolls by.
Okita: Yes.......So I'll just go see Himura, then! *walks away calmly from
the dead beaver pile, then stops, glances to the left, then the right, and
runs away as fast as possible, using official Shinsengumi running shoes.*
((Official Shinsengumi running shoes! Now you can be up to date with the
latest fashion, AND be ready to run into battle whenever you may need to!
Our running shoes NEVER break and are easy to repair in the unlikely event
that they do, unlike the Juppon Gatana Inc.'s shoes, which break easily and
often take hours to fix! [We. Are. Watching you. You. Must. Buy. All.
Shinsengumi. Merchandise. Immediately. Aku. Soku. Zan.] Remember; Aku.
Soku. Zan!))
-At the Kamiya Dojo-
Sanosuke: *dancing while sprinkling salt on Kaoru's garden* The sun'll come
out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sunnnnnn!
Kenshin: *hears a noise and peers out from inside the dojo* O.O
Sanosuke: Just thinkin' about tomorrow! Clear away the cobwebs and the
sorrow! 'till there's nooooooone!
Kenshin: 0.0 S-sanosuke?!
Sanosuke: When there's a day that's gray and lonely, I just stick up my
chin, and grin, and saaaaaaaaay.......
Kenshin: o.0 Is....Is there a reason why you're salting Kaoru-dono's
garden?
Sanosuke: THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW! YOU JUST GOTTA HANG ON TILL
TOMORROW! COME WHAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Kenshin: O.o Oroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Sanosuke: TOMORROW! TOMORROW! I LOVE YOU, TOMORROW! YOU'RE ONLY A DAY
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Kenshin: o.o
Sanosuke: *turns around slowly and stares at Kenshin* o.o
Kenshin: Ahh......Why are you salting Kaoru-dono's garden, Sano?
Sanosuke: Why, so nothing will ever grow again, of course! ^_^ *brushes the
rest of the salt off his hands, having spread a foot tall layer of salt on
the garden*
Kenshin: O....kay....(thinking: Kaoru-dono's gonna kill meeeeee....Even
though it was Sanosuke's fault......Run.....Must...run...far....away....)
Kaoru bursts out of the dojo. Off in the distance, Yahiko, Dr. Gensai,
Megumi, Tsubame, and Ayame and Suzume are seen dragging a large rowboat
towards the river, all laughing maniacally.
Kaoru: KENSHIN NO BAKA, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Kenshin: 0.0 *timidly* R-right h-here.....
Kaoru: Oh, good! ^_^ What the-WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GARDEN?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kenshin: Ah...welllll......you see.....uhhh....Oro?
Kaoru: DON'T YOU 'ORO' ME! *grabs bokken*
Okita: *runs up to them* ^-^ Hi everybody!
Everyone: Hi Dr. Okita!
Misao: Where's Dr. Congo?!?! WHERE IS IT?!
Aoshi: IT'S D! R! NOT DOCTOR!
PAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMEEEEECCCCCIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
Both: Santa Claus is cominggggg to town! *walk off to see Dr. Congo, the
local psychiatrist.*
Okita: Soooooooooooooooo....'Sup, dawgs?
Kenshin: *opens his mouth to reply, but is interrupted by Sano.*
Sanosuke: *in British accent* Nothing much, old chap, nothing much! Just
salting dear Jou-chan's garden here so that nothing will ever grow again!
Might you join me for a spot of tea?
Okita: o.0 Suuuuuuuuure....
Kenshin and Kaoru: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sanosuke: ^^ Jolly good! *produces a tea set (complete with tea), table,
and chairs out of thin air.* Have a seat, my dear fellow, have a seat!
Okita: *sits down cautiously. Is joined by Kenshin and Kaoru.* *whispers to
Kenshin* What's wrong with him?
Kenshin: *shrugs* He's been acting strange all morning.
Sanosuke: ^_______________________________________________^ *hums
cheerfully to himself, pouring everyone tea*
Kenshin: So, Okita, what brings you here?
Okita: Well, I was walking down the street for no apparent reason, licking
my official Shinsengumi lollipop ((BUY THEM NOW! AKU SOKU ZAN!)), when the
next thing I knew I was sitting by a river with a fishing pole. So I
started fishing, but all these dead beavers kept getting caught on the line
instead of fish, and one of the dead beavers yelled at me, and then I
decided to come visit you, Himura, so here I am!
Kenshin: Okay.
Kaoru: ........
Sanosuke: *takes a bite out of his teacup* Crunch-a-tize me, Cap'n!
Kenshin: *realizes something* Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Okita: Hai?
Kenshin: Aren't you, y'know, s'posed to be dead?
Okita: O.O *twitch* Who *twitch* told *twitch* you *twitch* that?!?!?!?
*twitch. twitch.*
Saitou: *jumps into the scene* Ohhhh, it's a small world after all! It's a
small world after all! It's a small world after all, it's a small, small
worrrrrlllllllldddddd!!!!!! *bows*
Okita: Hey! Hi, Saitou-san!
Saitou: Okita?! But I thought you died of tuberculosis on May thirtieth at
age twenty-six in that hospital that nobody visited you at!
Okita: That's right......No one ever did visit me. ;_; I FEEL SO ALONE!
Sanosuke: *sings to the tune of the Mickey Mouse song (y'know: M-i-c-k-e-y,
M-o-u-s-e!)* S-O-U-Z-O-U, S-A-G-A-R-A! Souzou Sagara! *clapclap* Souzou
Sagara! *clapclap* *continues singing through a mouthful of jagged teacup
pieces*
Okita: Anou.......I FEEL SO ALONE! ;_;
Saitou: It's okay to feel saaaaaad!
Kenshin, Kaoru, Sanosuke, Saitou: Bob got his hair cut! TOO SHORT!
Okita: Okay! Ok-ita....Ok-ay......WOW! IT'S SORTA-NOT-REALLY THE SAME!
Saitou: Let's ride donkeys to the bottom! ((New! Official Shinsengumi
donkeys! Now when you're going to and from the battlefield, you can ride in
-style- on these high quality, officially official Shinsengumi donkeys!
Recommended by Hijikata himself! [We. Are. Watching you. You. Must. Buy.
All. Shinsengumi. Merchandise. Immediately. Aku. Soku. Zan.] Remember: Aku.
Soku. Zan!))
Sanosuke: Jolly good! *whistles*
At the sound of Sanosuke's whistle, several donkeys roll down Mount Everest
and across Tea's land of toothbrushes to the Kamiya dojo, where they stand
attentively.
Karou: Aren't donkeys supposed to walk, not roll?
Sanosuke: URUSAI! Not these donkeys! These are -quality- donkeys! *pats the
donkey next to him*
Donkey: *flops over lamely*
Sanosuke: *nods* Yup, quality! Besides, we built this city on rock n'
rolllllllll!!!!!!!! WE BUILT THIS CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY! ON ROCK N
ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *stares at him*
Sanosuke: WHAT'D WE BUILD IT ON?! *stands up on the table* WE BUILT THIS
CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY! ON ROCK N-----
Suddenly, a dead beaver shoots through the air and knocks him flat on his
back, unconscious!
Okita: *standing with a dead beaver-shooting gun held firmly in his hands*
ANYONE ELSE WANNA PIECE OF ME?!?!?!?!
Everyone else: 0_0 *shakes their heads quickly*
Okita: Allllllllll righty then. *calms down immediately*
Suddenly (again), squid start raining down from the sky!
Saitou: I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! *goes off to join Aoshi and
Misao with Dr. Congo.*
Okita: ;_;
Kaoru: What's wrong now, Okita-kun?
Okita: I......I don't like squid. *stares sadly at the ground*
Dead Beaver: URUSAI! *comes flying through the air and hits Kenshin and
Kaoru on the head, rendering them both unconscious.*
Okita: ^-^ Foreign cheese! *holds hand up in a peace sign as squid fall all
around him, making squishing noises.*
^_________________________________________^
THE END.
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=-
Stay tuned next time for Episode Two: Soujiro and Pea Man!
--Taji & Kohana