Crazy Quest 2: Mission to Asia
Writer's Note: Ok, here is the new Crazy Quest story that you have all been
waiting for. As every 'number 2' story (like Rush Hour2 or Lion King 2) it
is very stupid, I think. Nevertheless, try to enjoy it.
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It was winter now. The holidays had just started yesterday at Hogwarts. The wind was blowing, the snow fell, and through the window of the staff room could be heard the Spice Girl's song: 'Stop right now, thank you very much...'
It seemed a new way for Albus Dumbledore to torture his staff, if only he hadn't liked that pop group so much. Whenever, the staff settled down quietly to relax, Dumbledore would break it by saying: 'How about some music hmm?' Then the torment would begin. * No, I really like that group. I don't care what you people think! *
The staff quickly found out how to escape it: by putting cheese from dinner in their ears.
Now it was a nice scene. Minerva was reading Witch Weekly, with Sprout peeking over her shoulder, Flitwick was the only one enjoying the music, Binns was floating through the walls aimlessly, Hagrid was reading a book on smuggling dragons into England( he looked very suspicious), Trelawney was looking into her crystal ball not seeing really anything, Filch was stroking his cat Mrs.Norris by the fire, while Snape was looking out of the window into the snow. Suddenly, he opened the window and yelled.
'10 points off Gryfindor, Potter,' yelled Snape,' for hitting Malfoy with a snowball.'
Poor Severus, he really wanted to do something.
So, that was the staff: sitting, relaxing, with cheese in their ears. Suddenly, Dumbledore turned off that wretched song, waved his wand, plucking the cheese out of their ears with that spell.
'There is a new quest on your hands.' Said Dumbledore quietly, turning to Snape, Trelawney, Filch and Hagrid.
Snape groaned.
'Oh, wonderful! ' Snape snarled,' We will have Minerva dressing us up again into flamenco dancers and Frederick fighting with a huge gypsy.'
McGonagall and Flitwick looked very upset about this.
'You will be met there by Professor Lupin, where he will give you the instructions.' Said Dumbledore.
'Eh, Prefessor,' mumbled Hagrid nervously,' where will he meet us?'
Dumbledore just smiled with a smile you wouldn't like.
'Just touch this portkey.' Instructed Dumbledore, pointing to a pen in front of him.
The moment out friends touched it, they were at once yanked to another country. Once, the fell on the floor, they were met by a freezing breeze which froze their bones.
'Where are we?' asked Sibyl with her teeth chattering.
They looked around. They saw that they were in a square with lots of people. Then they saw St. Basil's Cathedral in the distance.
'We're in Russia!' exclaimed Snape.
'Moscow to be exact.' Said a familiar voice behind them.
'Remus!' exclaimed Sibyl turning around.
There was Remus Lupin, in a brown coat and wearing muggle clothes.
'You know Russian?' asked Filch, looking hardly at him.
'Of course,' said Lupin,' I had studied it for some time, and I know some.'
He looked around.
'Come into the café,' he went on,' its warm there.'
Once they went into the café they felt better. They sat at a small table in the corner. That didn't help for people noticing that Hagrid bent his chair as he sat. Lupin ordered something in Russian (that had a strong English accent) and the waiter looked at him in a funny way, but left him.
'Now,' whispered Lupin,' You have to go to these countries: China, Japan, India, Bhutan and Turkey. We are searching for the lost ingredient for a very powerful potion. In each country, you will find clues. But be careful: Voldemort's Death Eaters are also looking for it. Lucius Malfoy escaped from Azkaban.'
They got their food that they ordered. Later, Lupin took them to a hotel where they could sleep for tonight. Some slept on the floor of the cramped room. Nobody could sleep a wink, due to Hagrid's loud snoring, which woke the whole building up.
Author's Note: Well? Kindly review.
It was winter now. The holidays had just started yesterday at Hogwarts. The wind was blowing, the snow fell, and through the window of the staff room could be heard the Spice Girl's song: 'Stop right now, thank you very much...'
It seemed a new way for Albus Dumbledore to torture his staff, if only he hadn't liked that pop group so much. Whenever, the staff settled down quietly to relax, Dumbledore would break it by saying: 'How about some music hmm?' Then the torment would begin. * No, I really like that group. I don't care what you people think! *
The staff quickly found out how to escape it: by putting cheese from dinner in their ears.
Now it was a nice scene. Minerva was reading Witch Weekly, with Sprout peeking over her shoulder, Flitwick was the only one enjoying the music, Binns was floating through the walls aimlessly, Hagrid was reading a book on smuggling dragons into England( he looked very suspicious), Trelawney was looking into her crystal ball not seeing really anything, Filch was stroking his cat Mrs.Norris by the fire, while Snape was looking out of the window into the snow. Suddenly, he opened the window and yelled.
'10 points off Gryfindor, Potter,' yelled Snape,' for hitting Malfoy with a snowball.'
Poor Severus, he really wanted to do something.
So, that was the staff: sitting, relaxing, with cheese in their ears. Suddenly, Dumbledore turned off that wretched song, waved his wand, plucking the cheese out of their ears with that spell.
'There is a new quest on your hands.' Said Dumbledore quietly, turning to Snape, Trelawney, Filch and Hagrid.
Snape groaned.
'Oh, wonderful! ' Snape snarled,' We will have Minerva dressing us up again into flamenco dancers and Frederick fighting with a huge gypsy.'
McGonagall and Flitwick looked very upset about this.
'You will be met there by Professor Lupin, where he will give you the instructions.' Said Dumbledore.
'Eh, Prefessor,' mumbled Hagrid nervously,' where will he meet us?'
Dumbledore just smiled with a smile you wouldn't like.
'Just touch this portkey.' Instructed Dumbledore, pointing to a pen in front of him.
The moment out friends touched it, they were at once yanked to another country. Once, the fell on the floor, they were met by a freezing breeze which froze their bones.
'Where are we?' asked Sibyl with her teeth chattering.
They looked around. They saw that they were in a square with lots of people. Then they saw St. Basil's Cathedral in the distance.
'We're in Russia!' exclaimed Snape.
'Moscow to be exact.' Said a familiar voice behind them.
'Remus!' exclaimed Sibyl turning around.
There was Remus Lupin, in a brown coat and wearing muggle clothes.
'You know Russian?' asked Filch, looking hardly at him.
'Of course,' said Lupin,' I had studied it for some time, and I know some.'
He looked around.
'Come into the café,' he went on,' its warm there.'
Once they went into the café they felt better. They sat at a small table in the corner. That didn't help for people noticing that Hagrid bent his chair as he sat. Lupin ordered something in Russian (that had a strong English accent) and the waiter looked at him in a funny way, but left him.
'Now,' whispered Lupin,' You have to go to these countries: China, Japan, India, Bhutan and Turkey. We are searching for the lost ingredient for a very powerful potion. In each country, you will find clues. But be careful: Voldemort's Death Eaters are also looking for it. Lucius Malfoy escaped from Azkaban.'
They got their food that they ordered. Later, Lupin took them to a hotel where they could sleep for tonight. Some slept on the floor of the cramped room. Nobody could sleep a wink, due to Hagrid's loud snoring, which woke the whole building up.
Author's Note: Well? Kindly review.