Ichi was on the computer, going through youtube vids, myspace, typical teenager things.

'heeeeey, kiiiiing!, I wanna go on the computah too!'

'later, maybe..'

'kiiiing!!'

'hmph..fine..no porn sites!..that's all I need on my history..' *cure epic ichi facepalm*

"thanky kingy!", shiro said, pushing king out of his desk seat.

They weren't exactly enemies..kind of friends..that's it..

The hollow had been watching king and knew how to operate the screened device, called a computer. He typed his own name in the Google search bar, and a website name pooped up. '' "kiiiing!, wha's tha'?" "I dunno" *click* "oooh!..hmmm"

Shiro quickly typed in his name again, and waited for the results. The page popped up with a lot of blue highlighted names "ooh..king! I wana clicky it!"

"…" he proceeded to click on the nearest one, and watched a bunch of words pop up on the screen..he began to read the 'warnings' "kingy?...yaoi? ain't that what rukia reads?" ichi read the screen too. "the fuck?!" he nearly screeched "hichiichi? What the fuck?" he read down the page and his face gradually grew redder as he read the story about what he and his hollow supposedly did. He heard shiro laughing maniacally in his ear and turned almost the exact color of his fruity namesake. "king, I had no idea we were doin' this, when'd this start?" he asked evilly. And the most absurd thought came to his mind, not "who the hell in their right mind would post this, not oh my god I'm going to kill this person, pr, how the hell is that even possible, but 'why am I on the bottom?!' and when he realized he'd asked that out loud, he seriously contemplated suicide. The hollow burst into a fit of more insane giggling. Ichi responded by smacking him upside the head, and gave him a glare worthy of byakuya (sp?). "well king, if ya wanna see who'd be on top, which I know is me, but we can always"- SMACK! The hollow rubbed his now stinging face and continued laughing. Ichi just glared and sent a definite flame to the authoress.

Haha, can't ya just see ichi findin' a fanfic 'bout him and shiro? Haha..