Lord Of The Rings - The Way It Was Never Meant To Be Written
This is a short story with little or no plot. . Me and my friend made it up when we were bored in school. Enjoy!. and don't take to seriously..
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters; only their new names .The characters are JRR Tolkein's and JK Rowling's.apart from the hamster
Chapter 1
"You know not what lurks underneath the table top" Said Rudolf the Red (nose- he always had a cold). Suddenly out jumped Duplolad, clad in green armor.
"Alas, alack!"
"Alas, alack?" Said Froggo.
"Alas, alack" Said Duplolad "This haven will be destroyed by Salmon!"
"How did you get here?" Asked Rudolf the Red (nose reindeer- he was good at transfiguration)
"Far up yonder, Ye Olde Seagull gave me a lifte"
"Oh" Said Froggo
"Help!" Came a voice "Voldemort's hamster's after me! It's the Hamster of Death!" In burst a strange boy with messy black hair & a lightning bolt scar. "Ron? Hermione?"
"Who?" Asked Rudolf the Red (nose- Comic Relief) "We are Rudolf, Froggo & Duplolad. Who are these people with strange names?"
"Er, sorry. Wrong story."
"Alas, alack"
"Doth! We are to venture intoeth the Elijah Woods" Proclaimed Rudolf the Read (book)
"We shalleth make base at the Orlando Camp" Said Froggo
"Alas, alack"
"Shall I duel with Salmon?"
"Salmon? You're dueling with a fish?" Asked Harry.
"No, he is the evil Lord of Almost Middle Earth, who also goes by the name of Sharky" Said Froggo scornfully
"You're all nuts!"
"No we are dotheth notheth. We are mystical creatures from Almost Middle Earth"
"Alas, alack"
"Oh shut up Duplolad!" It was Arrowthorn, son of Sharpthorn, heir of Pricklythorn (aka- Pigeon Steps)
"I was annoying. I am clad in green armour"
"You're all crazy!" Said Harry.
"We're crazy?! You're going on about something called a 'Hamster'! What the hell is that supposed to be?" Asked Arrowthorn indignantly.
"Quiet! The trees are talking."
"Yes. Of course they are Duplolad. And look, here come the men in white coats to take you to nice little room with padded walls."
"White coats?" Asked Rudolf the Red (tomato - running out of ideas). "It's Salmon! The White Wizard!"
"I thought you were the White Wizard" Said Froggo
"Don't be an idiot! He has to fight an indestructible monster, win, die anyway, wait until we've all gotten over the fact that he's dead and moved on and then he'll come back as the White Wizard to save us all again." Said Arrowthorn
"Oh"
This is a short story with little or no plot. . Me and my friend made it up when we were bored in school. Enjoy!. and don't take to seriously..
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters; only their new names .The characters are JRR Tolkein's and JK Rowling's.apart from the hamster
Chapter 1
"You know not what lurks underneath the table top" Said Rudolf the Red (nose- he always had a cold). Suddenly out jumped Duplolad, clad in green armor.
"Alas, alack!"
"Alas, alack?" Said Froggo.
"Alas, alack" Said Duplolad "This haven will be destroyed by Salmon!"
"How did you get here?" Asked Rudolf the Red (nose reindeer- he was good at transfiguration)
"Far up yonder, Ye Olde Seagull gave me a lifte"
"Oh" Said Froggo
"Help!" Came a voice "Voldemort's hamster's after me! It's the Hamster of Death!" In burst a strange boy with messy black hair & a lightning bolt scar. "Ron? Hermione?"
"Who?" Asked Rudolf the Red (nose- Comic Relief) "We are Rudolf, Froggo & Duplolad. Who are these people with strange names?"
"Er, sorry. Wrong story."
"Alas, alack"
"Doth! We are to venture intoeth the Elijah Woods" Proclaimed Rudolf the Read (book)
"We shalleth make base at the Orlando Camp" Said Froggo
"Alas, alack"
"Shall I duel with Salmon?"
"Salmon? You're dueling with a fish?" Asked Harry.
"No, he is the evil Lord of Almost Middle Earth, who also goes by the name of Sharky" Said Froggo scornfully
"You're all nuts!"
"No we are dotheth notheth. We are mystical creatures from Almost Middle Earth"
"Alas, alack"
"Oh shut up Duplolad!" It was Arrowthorn, son of Sharpthorn, heir of Pricklythorn (aka- Pigeon Steps)
"I was annoying. I am clad in green armour"
"You're all crazy!" Said Harry.
"We're crazy?! You're going on about something called a 'Hamster'! What the hell is that supposed to be?" Asked Arrowthorn indignantly.
"Quiet! The trees are talking."
"Yes. Of course they are Duplolad. And look, here come the men in white coats to take you to nice little room with padded walls."
"White coats?" Asked Rudolf the Red (tomato - running out of ideas). "It's Salmon! The White Wizard!"
"I thought you were the White Wizard" Said Froggo
"Don't be an idiot! He has to fight an indestructible monster, win, die anyway, wait until we've all gotten over the fact that he's dead and moved on and then he'll come back as the White Wizard to save us all again." Said Arrowthorn
"Oh"