Jeremy Renner and the Hamburgers
One day Jeremy Renner was walking in the mall when he saw it: A McDonald's with a sale on burgers. He was too excited to say anything, so he went to the counter, and bought all of their burgers. After he bought them all, he had an instant orgasm. Then he left the store, and killed everyone with his bow and arrow so he wouldn't have to pay for the burgers.
Jeremy returned to his house where he had many old burgers everywhere. He hadn't had fresh burgers in a long time because McDonald's were extremely hard to come by these days. (Emphasis on the 'extremely hard').
Jeremy took out the first burger, and shoved his meat directly into it. His penis BURLED inside of the unsuspecting hamburger. Jeremy shouted into the air with pleasure. So loud that Kaz heard him, and took the helicopter to his house. "Holy shit Jeremy! You bought all these burgers ad you didn't tell me?" Exclaimed Kaz as he was extremely hard. The amputee stood at a firm 18.9 inches, while Jeremy only had a 3 centimeters at longest. "Kaz, will you help me? I don't think I can fuck ALL of these hamburgers…" Jeremy said seductively. Kaz silently agreed, and they both fucked all the hamburgers until the both came. The hamburgers now appeared to have too much mayo on them.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Tony asked. "You used up all our savings for fucking hamburgers?! Now I can't get a cool new suit that I wanted to fuck!" The hulk walked into the room. "Yeah, fuck you, I can't get a new pair of pre-ripped purple shorts now." Jeremy sat there with his head in his hands. "I'm sorry, I won't do it again."
Jeremy was then kicked off the avengers, and then Spider-man took his place, and everybody except the Hawkeye fanboys were happy.
THE END