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AN: THE INSANE WRITER MIAKA-BAKA IS BACK! Muahha...and i dedicate this to
Dark Mage Raislin(hope i spelled that right... sowwie if i didnt)
miaka-bashing!
Tama-neko's confessions
By: miaka-baka!
Meow
(hello)
Meow...meow meow meow hiss meow meow
(Tama-neko here. you know, no one really realizes my role in FY... they would have DIED without me! TheIdiotPriestess, erm, Miaka as they call her- woulda NEVER gotten out of that jail without Oh Powerful Tama-neko *strikes a pose*and also, has anyone noticed my WONDERFUL nose? *I* tama-neko, was the one who found that tree- in ENEMY land nonetheless! sure they got ambushed and captured, but putting all that aside...)
Mreow...meow meow meow hiss meow meow...
(Plus im not nearly as thought of as the seishi, not even a Nyan nyan dammit! i DESERVE respect! i do take after them! cussing from that damned drunk redhead no da... *cough* but they arent so innocent either! i have dirt on them all!)
MEOooooww meow meow meow *snicker* meow meow meow
(For example- miaka's been trying to do makeup for as long as i can remember, TRYING being the main word here, but i once walked in on her when she was putting on lipstick as she calls it...i dont see why someone would paint their nose red, or was that a mistake?)
Meow...meow meow meow *purr* meow
(Tamahome's been counting his money yet again, i stole a yen from under his foot when he wasnt looking. *snicker* now he's combing the palace. *purr* no one suspects the cat)
meow! meow meow meow *rolls over*
(Chichiri once teleported me to some place in another dimension called "antarctica" it was FREEZING there and a black and white tux tried to eat my arm! it was disturbing... he never told anyone of course.)
Meow meow meow.....
(chiriko is an evil little genius. he DRESSED me up in a DOLLY dress!! humiliation...ah how i hold grudges...)
Meow meow? meow meow meow...
(and Nuriko once punched tasuki into a wall (the 158th time i recall) and *I* innocent little tama-neko, was behind him, so naturally *I* was squished like a...a... a tama-neko getting squished)
Meow meow meow meow hiss meow...
(That rabid redhead burned me once when he was trying to scorch Tamahome. oh how i hated him then. but i got revenge...he hides his Secret Sake Stash under his bed-they're just empty bottles now *burp* oops did i say that aloud? =^.^=)
Meow *curls up* meow meow
(that emperor hotohori wacked me accidently with a mirror while staring at his "perfectionness" i got him back! i stole the jewel off his golden mirror. he fainted. *snicker*)
Mreow meow...meow meow meow
(My master's even done injustice to me! He tipped a potion into my milk when he wasnt being careful and *THAT* was what stunted my growth! i coulda grown into a feriousious tiger by now and erm...given them all a piggy back ride?)
MEOW! meow meow MEOW meow *hahahah*
(and lastly, *I* am NOT i tell you NOT called Tama-neko! i am...*thunderclaps* FLUFFY THE MAGNIFICANT!! Muahhaa...it's a much better name than Tama-neko b-)
"Tama-neko! Breakfast!...why are you holding that toothpick and stabbing the mirror?"
"MEOW!!!!"
(O.O! HE'S FOUND MY TOOTHPICK OF DOOM! oh badness! *sigh* i shall have to silence him.....after breakfast. *munches*)
=^.^=
~*Owari*~
hope u guys enjoyed that. ^.~ PLEASE review i'd love to see what u think about it...i felt hyper today so sowwie if a CAT is OOC
miaka-bashing!
Tama-neko's confessions
By: miaka-baka!
Meow
(hello)
Meow...meow meow meow hiss meow meow
(Tama-neko here. you know, no one really realizes my role in FY... they would have DIED without me! TheIdiotPriestess, erm, Miaka as they call her- woulda NEVER gotten out of that jail without Oh Powerful Tama-neko *strikes a pose*and also, has anyone noticed my WONDERFUL nose? *I* tama-neko, was the one who found that tree- in ENEMY land nonetheless! sure they got ambushed and captured, but putting all that aside...)
Mreow...meow meow meow hiss meow meow...
(Plus im not nearly as thought of as the seishi, not even a Nyan nyan dammit! i DESERVE respect! i do take after them! cussing from that damned drunk redhead no da... *cough* but they arent so innocent either! i have dirt on them all!)
MEOooooww meow meow meow *snicker* meow meow meow
(For example- miaka's been trying to do makeup for as long as i can remember, TRYING being the main word here, but i once walked in on her when she was putting on lipstick as she calls it...i dont see why someone would paint their nose red, or was that a mistake?)
Meow...meow meow meow *purr* meow
(Tamahome's been counting his money yet again, i stole a yen from under his foot when he wasnt looking. *snicker* now he's combing the palace. *purr* no one suspects the cat)
meow! meow meow meow *rolls over*
(Chichiri once teleported me to some place in another dimension called "antarctica" it was FREEZING there and a black and white tux tried to eat my arm! it was disturbing... he never told anyone of course.)
Meow meow meow.....
(chiriko is an evil little genius. he DRESSED me up in a DOLLY dress!! humiliation...ah how i hold grudges...)
Meow meow? meow meow meow...
(and Nuriko once punched tasuki into a wall (the 158th time i recall) and *I* innocent little tama-neko, was behind him, so naturally *I* was squished like a...a... a tama-neko getting squished)
Meow meow meow meow hiss meow...
(That rabid redhead burned me once when he was trying to scorch Tamahome. oh how i hated him then. but i got revenge...he hides his Secret Sake Stash under his bed-they're just empty bottles now *burp* oops did i say that aloud? =^.^=)
Meow *curls up* meow meow
(that emperor hotohori wacked me accidently with a mirror while staring at his "perfectionness" i got him back! i stole the jewel off his golden mirror. he fainted. *snicker*)
Mreow meow...meow meow meow
(My master's even done injustice to me! He tipped a potion into my milk when he wasnt being careful and *THAT* was what stunted my growth! i coulda grown into a feriousious tiger by now and erm...given them all a piggy back ride?)
MEOW! meow meow MEOW meow *hahahah*
(and lastly, *I* am NOT i tell you NOT called Tama-neko! i am...*thunderclaps* FLUFFY THE MAGNIFICANT!! Muahhaa...it's a much better name than Tama-neko b-)
"Tama-neko! Breakfast!...why are you holding that toothpick and stabbing the mirror?"
"MEOW!!!!"
(O.O! HE'S FOUND MY TOOTHPICK OF DOOM! oh badness! *sigh* i shall have to silence him.....after breakfast. *munches*)
=^.^=
~*Owari*~
hope u guys enjoyed that. ^.~ PLEASE review i'd love to see what u think about it...i felt hyper today so sowwie if a CAT is OOC