PROLOGUE
Scene opens on the Death Room. Sid walks in the room and over to Death.
"Lord Death, you called for my presence?"
"Hi, hello! What's up, Sid?"
"...you called me here, sir."
"That's right!"
Death and Sid stare at each other for a few moments before Sid breaks the silence.
"...should I go back and grade papers?"
"No, no! I called you here for a reason."
"And that is?"
"I have noticed that our entrance numbers this past semester have been significantly low."
"I have noticed that our attendance numbers have been down this past year."
"Yes, I've noticed that, too."
"In fact, they are the lowest they've ever been."
"Yes, and?"
"Well, something needs to be done about that. So I've decided that the best course of action would be to have a sex ed class and hope that all the teen pregnancy will solve our problem."
Sid just stares at Death.
"...uh-huh...and why was I selected for this?"
"Oh...uhhh..."
Earlier that day, Death had gathered all the other meisters together.
"So, who do you think should teach the class?"
"Sid," they all answer in unison.
Back in the present time, Death fumbles to come up with an excuse.
"Uh, no reason."
"Hmm..." Sid mutters. "I would like to go on record as saying I think this is a horrible idea and I hope it fails miserably."
"Noted. Now go help me make babies!"
Sid just stares at Death.
"...I don't think that came out how you wanted to."
"I always come out."
Sid shakes his head and leaves the Death Room.