Things not to do in Halo

by Kira Shadow

A list of some things you should never do in Halo. Or you could do them just for the enjoyment of your self or others.

1. Taunting an Elite

2. Put Covenent and humans in Hunger Games Arena

3. Introduce the Covenet to the Xenomorphs

4. Host a Covenent game show

5. Dont Stick yourself

6. Dont take a Covenents weapon they will be pissed

7. When playing chess let the Spartan win

8. Lock the Covenent UNSC and Flood in a room and make bets on who will survive the longest

9. Sing i believe i can fly when accidently ejecting from banshee

10. Let Covenent write fanfics about themselves

11. Replace all Covenent weaponry with bananas and tell them its the latest design

12. Move lazily to the left when being sniped

13. Have a death match between a Hunter and a Utahraptor

14. Give a Spartan a Nuke

15. Send letters to the UNSC and Covenent saying you have been invited to the Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

16. Kick a Grunt of a cliff shouting i am a Spartan!

17. Stalk an Elite

18. Yell feel the power while throwing fusion coils at the Covenent

19. Press random buttons

20. Think mines are pancakes or waffles