I'M NOT THAT SORRY
by Witchy Tara
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and all related characters and places and things, are copyrighted and owned by a buncha
people who aren't me. The most important and god-like of whom being Joss Whedon, my cruel and sadistic master.
Feedback welcomed. :)
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To:
Buffy Summers
1630 Revello Drive
Sunnydale, CA 940888
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Well, now I'm dead.
I always knew I'd die. I wasn't so jaded and full of myself to ignore that fact.
Okay, so I thought I'd leave my essence behind in a super-advanced robot and rule the world but I still knew that I, Warren Meers, would eventually come to mortal end.
I just didn't know it would be so painful. Or..soon. I thought I had at least a good fifty years left.
They're not giving me much time to write this, so I'll try to be brief.
Buffy, I'm not going to apoligize for all the shit we put you through this year. You would have been bored if we hadn't. Demons haven't seemed
very active. But, could you please pass on a few messeges? I know you don't owe me anything... but you're a good person, so I trust you
to get out my last words...
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Willow - I'm sorry about Tara. She was an accident. I wish I'd killed Buffy (she's the slayer,villians are supposed to try to kill her), but
I wish Tara hadn't gotten hit... I know I deserved to die. But I can't forgive you for it. There was so much I wanted to do...
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Andrew - Dear, dear little Andrew. I was just using you, you know that? I didn't mean to sour you on love, but it never ends well.
Look at Buffy - she's been left by all the men she's ever had. Even the dead ones. And Anya was jilted by Xander, who in turn
got his heart ripped out whilst watching his ex-fiancee writhing around the Magick Box table with his least favorite undead cretin.
Or Katrina. Killed by the man who loved her. She's the reason I'm dead. This whole thing has nothing to do with Buffy o-or Willow, or even
Tara's death. If Trina had never left, none of this would have happened.
I wouldn't have even stayed in Sunnydale. I wouldn't have met Jonathan, or you, Andrew, and we never would have started that
stupid club, and I would have died content... without even conquering the world.
Y'know, I don't see why she left me. I did nothing wrong. Sure, April was a sex-bot, but not just a sex-bot. And I left her when
I fell for Trina. What she and I had was real!! I figured April's batteries would just die out and...
I don't know. I can't believe I'm dead. It's just....weird. I don't feel any different. 'cept there's a total lack of Star Trek and D&D.
I can watch you, though... Did you know, Andrew, that you were the only one to mourn my death? Buffy was disgusted by
my corpse, but my being dead didn't bother her for any reason other that it being caused by Willow, but you... you hurt because of it.
Good. I'm glad somebody felt for me. My mother didn't even pretend to care. I really, really hate women. They're... y'know,
maybe I should have given you a chance. A real chance. You're a few years younger than me, but you're cute... No! What am I saying?
I don't deserve.. I mean, it wouldn't work out. Maybe you could give Frodo a shot? Just kiddin', man.
You do know that you and Jonathan were the only real friends I've ever had, don't you? And I used you both. It was fun, actually.
You more so than Jonathan. He got distant after that thing with Katrina... you got closer though. Thank-you for that....
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Well, they're telling me that it's time to send this. So, I guess this is it.. The strange thing is, now I don't miss being alive.
I'll see you all later ('cept maybe Buffy - she doesn't seem to stay dead long)
Warren
by Witchy Tara
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and all related characters and places and things, are copyrighted and owned by a buncha
people who aren't me. The most important and god-like of whom being Joss Whedon, my cruel and sadistic master.
Feedback welcomed. :)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
To:
Buffy Summers
1630 Revello Drive
Sunnydale, CA 940888
------
Well, now I'm dead.
I always knew I'd die. I wasn't so jaded and full of myself to ignore that fact.
Okay, so I thought I'd leave my essence behind in a super-advanced robot and rule the world but I still knew that I, Warren Meers, would eventually come to mortal end.
I just didn't know it would be so painful. Or..soon. I thought I had at least a good fifty years left.
They're not giving me much time to write this, so I'll try to be brief.
Buffy, I'm not going to apoligize for all the shit we put you through this year. You would have been bored if we hadn't. Demons haven't seemed
very active. But, could you please pass on a few messeges? I know you don't owe me anything... but you're a good person, so I trust you
to get out my last words...
------
Willow - I'm sorry about Tara. She was an accident. I wish I'd killed Buffy (she's the slayer,villians are supposed to try to kill her), but
I wish Tara hadn't gotten hit... I know I deserved to die. But I can't forgive you for it. There was so much I wanted to do...
------
Andrew - Dear, dear little Andrew. I was just using you, you know that? I didn't mean to sour you on love, but it never ends well.
Look at Buffy - she's been left by all the men she's ever had. Even the dead ones. And Anya was jilted by Xander, who in turn
got his heart ripped out whilst watching his ex-fiancee writhing around the Magick Box table with his least favorite undead cretin.
Or Katrina. Killed by the man who loved her. She's the reason I'm dead. This whole thing has nothing to do with Buffy o-or Willow, or even
Tara's death. If Trina had never left, none of this would have happened.
I wouldn't have even stayed in Sunnydale. I wouldn't have met Jonathan, or you, Andrew, and we never would have started that
stupid club, and I would have died content... without even conquering the world.
Y'know, I don't see why she left me. I did nothing wrong. Sure, April was a sex-bot, but not just a sex-bot. And I left her when
I fell for Trina. What she and I had was real!! I figured April's batteries would just die out and...
I don't know. I can't believe I'm dead. It's just....weird. I don't feel any different. 'cept there's a total lack of Star Trek and D&D.
I can watch you, though... Did you know, Andrew, that you were the only one to mourn my death? Buffy was disgusted by
my corpse, but my being dead didn't bother her for any reason other that it being caused by Willow, but you... you hurt because of it.
Good. I'm glad somebody felt for me. My mother didn't even pretend to care. I really, really hate women. They're... y'know,
maybe I should have given you a chance. A real chance. You're a few years younger than me, but you're cute... No! What am I saying?
I don't deserve.. I mean, it wouldn't work out. Maybe you could give Frodo a shot? Just kiddin', man.
You do know that you and Jonathan were the only real friends I've ever had, don't you? And I used you both. It was fun, actually.
You more so than Jonathan. He got distant after that thing with Katrina... you got closer though. Thank-you for that....
------
Well, they're telling me that it's time to send this. So, I guess this is it.. The strange thing is, now I don't miss being alive.
I'll see you all later ('cept maybe Buffy - she doesn't seem to stay dead long)
Warren