Final Fantasy X Interview By Laura Johnson
Note-this interview only really makes sense if you've completed final fantasy 10 and Gitarooman.
Me and Yuna are sitting in an interviewing office
Me: so how do you think the final fantasy 10 project worked out on a whole, Yuna?
Yunacrying: ohhh, don't remind me please! It makes me think of Tidus. Wahhhhhh! Wwaaahhhhhhh!
Me: hmmm. I see your appearance has, erm, changed a bit since Final Fantasy 10.
Yunastill crying: but I only put on 250pounds! It was those wild party after I defeated Sin!
Me: Oh.
Yuna: they lasted two years!
Me: do you know how boring your being with all this moaning. I think we should invite our special guest in!
Tidus Enters
Tidus: Hi.
Yuna: but. but. I thought you were a dream!
Tidus: I am, but I've dreamed that I could dream myself back. And here I am!
Me: Exactly, and after that we dragged him into this studio.
Tidus: Oh my God, Yuna, you've eaten one hamburger too many!
Yuna now crying louder than ever: wahhhhh! Wwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Tidus: so, erm, what's Lulu doing now?
Me handing Tidus a porno magazine this.
Tidus looks at the picture of Lulu on the front cover
Tidus: Whoa, baby! Can we go see her now!
Yuna: What about Me! And did you know that Lulu's already married!
Tidus: Wha.? To who? Wakka?
Yuna: no, sniff, she married Kimahri.
Tidus: so what happened to Wakka?
Me: well you see.
Yunainterrupting: Wakka and Lulu were married!
Me: ehem! But Lulu found out that Wakka had an affair with Dona's guardian Barthello.
Yuna starts to walk away
Tidus: I knew Wakka was gay!
Me: Anyway Lulu turned Wakka into a blitzball.
Tidus: serves him right!
Me: c'mon lets go see Lulu. Inside Lulu's dressing room
Me: Hey Lulu, why do you need a dressing room if you are a page three girl, you have no clothes!
Tiduswalking to the bathroom to get undressed be right back.
Lulu: .
Tidus: so Lulu, I heard you got married to Kimahri, were is he at the moment?
Lulu: Kimahri died. He had chicken pops.
Tidusto himself: Yes!
Tidus comes back in the room, naked
Tidus: you ready for some hot sex?
Lulu: Sure!
so Tidus gets into Lulus bed, they have hot sex
Meshouting over that squeaky bedspring soundI think I'll go and talk to Wakka.
so I go and find Wakka the blitzball, and the noise still doesn't stop
Me: so, Wakka, how is it being a blitzball?
Wakka the blitzball: oh, ya s'ok man. 'Cept I got no balls, ya?
Me: duh, so what exactly did you do to make Lulu turn you into a blitzball!?
Wakka the blitzball: well.y'know.I just think men are "better" to get along with.
Me: oh God.
Wakka the blitzball: and Lulu found out of my affair with Barthello but never found out about the rest, ya? Me: "the rest"
Wakka the blitzball: y'know, Seymour, O'aka, Chappu, Jecht and Kimahri. But, ya, I could never get Tidus.
Me: you truly sick, sick bastard.
Wakka the blitzball: .
Me: someone get this guy, errr no, blitzball executed!
Wakka the blitzball: bliztballs have feelings too.
the noises from Lulus room finally stop
me and Wakka decided to go into Lulus room
Tidus: whoa, you really know how to do it.
Lulu: ha-hah
Me: erm, hi guys theses going to be an execution soon. If you want to get dressed and come then that's.wait, am I disturbing you?
Puma, U-1, and Panpeus suddenly appear(from Gitarooman)
Puma: no, but you're disturbing us!
Tidus: who are you guys anyway?
Puma: tell 'em your name U-1
U-1: Ok, I'm U-1.
Wakka the blitzball: hey man, red dude, ya, who are you?
Panpeus: I'm Panpeus and I'm gonna chop you in half! Heh heh heh heeeehhh!
Auron enters
Auron: and I'll chop you into quarters! Farewell!
music in the background says "overdrive alight". So Auron goes into overdrive and chops everyone in half
Half Tidus: so ready for some more sex Lulu?
Half Lulu: yeah, lets leave this Gitaroo man, he's just a pathetic looser.
Half U-1: aaarrrggggghhhhh.... BANG!
half U-1 is running is running away with half Lulu
Half U-1: lets go Lulu!
Silence
Me: hey! Wakka! Now you don't need to be executed you're already chopped in half!
Auron: I'm gonna chop you into quarters, remember.
Auron chops Wakka up some more
Quarter Wakka the blitzball: that hurts, ya!
Auron: hmph.
Auron leaves
Quarter Wakka the blitzball: hey, Tidus y'know what we should do now, ya?
Half Tidus: um no, not really.
Quarter Wakka the blitzball: have sex!
Half Tidus: oh get off it, you're a blitzball and besides, you have no balls. I'm outta here!
so me and Tidus leave the four bits of Wakka blitzball behind
Me: so Tidus what are your plans now that you've been chopped in half
Half Tidus: I don't know.hey wait! I'm a dream so I can dream to dream my legs back.
Me: oh great.
Tidus' legs grow back, while Rikku enters the room
Rikku: yeah, yeeaahhhhh, yyeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! It's my 17th birthday today!
Me: so why aren't you at home celebrating with your dad and your brother?
Tidus: yeah.
Rikku: well you see my farther chucked me off the airship when I found him getting off with O'aka. When I landed I died, y'know!
Tidus: O'aka has done it with everyone, eh? He tried to take my clothes when I first met him.
Me: hmmm.so why are you here Rikku?
Rikku: well you see now they got rid of all the summoners there's no one to send me to the farplane!
Tidus: but seriously, that O'aka thing really creeps me out!
O'aka enters the room wearing nothing except his trusty green bag, which he never takes off
O'aka: Rikku, I'll give you a birthday preasant you'll never forget!
Me: ok, this is getting weird! I'm outta here!
I go out of the room
Me: well this is Laura, who is now going to leave the final fantasy 10 characters to mess with their own affairs.I should probably go do something now.
Note-this interview only really makes sense if you've completed final fantasy 10 and Gitarooman.
Me and Yuna are sitting in an interviewing office
Me: so how do you think the final fantasy 10 project worked out on a whole, Yuna?
Yunacrying: ohhh, don't remind me please! It makes me think of Tidus. Wahhhhhh! Wwaaahhhhhhh!
Me: hmmm. I see your appearance has, erm, changed a bit since Final Fantasy 10.
Yunastill crying: but I only put on 250pounds! It was those wild party after I defeated Sin!
Me: Oh.
Yuna: they lasted two years!
Me: do you know how boring your being with all this moaning. I think we should invite our special guest in!
Tidus Enters
Tidus: Hi.
Yuna: but. but. I thought you were a dream!
Tidus: I am, but I've dreamed that I could dream myself back. And here I am!
Me: Exactly, and after that we dragged him into this studio.
Tidus: Oh my God, Yuna, you've eaten one hamburger too many!
Yuna now crying louder than ever: wahhhhh! Wwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Tidus: so, erm, what's Lulu doing now?
Me handing Tidus a porno magazine this.
Tidus looks at the picture of Lulu on the front cover
Tidus: Whoa, baby! Can we go see her now!
Yuna: What about Me! And did you know that Lulu's already married!
Tidus: Wha.? To who? Wakka?
Yuna: no, sniff, she married Kimahri.
Tidus: so what happened to Wakka?
Me: well you see.
Yunainterrupting: Wakka and Lulu were married!
Me: ehem! But Lulu found out that Wakka had an affair with Dona's guardian Barthello.
Yuna starts to walk away
Tidus: I knew Wakka was gay!
Me: Anyway Lulu turned Wakka into a blitzball.
Tidus: serves him right!
Me: c'mon lets go see Lulu. Inside Lulu's dressing room
Me: Hey Lulu, why do you need a dressing room if you are a page three girl, you have no clothes!
Tiduswalking to the bathroom to get undressed be right back.
Lulu: .
Tidus: so Lulu, I heard you got married to Kimahri, were is he at the moment?
Lulu: Kimahri died. He had chicken pops.
Tidusto himself: Yes!
Tidus comes back in the room, naked
Tidus: you ready for some hot sex?
Lulu: Sure!
so Tidus gets into Lulus bed, they have hot sex
Meshouting over that squeaky bedspring soundI think I'll go and talk to Wakka.
so I go and find Wakka the blitzball, and the noise still doesn't stop
Me: so, Wakka, how is it being a blitzball?
Wakka the blitzball: oh, ya s'ok man. 'Cept I got no balls, ya?
Me: duh, so what exactly did you do to make Lulu turn you into a blitzball!?
Wakka the blitzball: well.y'know.I just think men are "better" to get along with.
Me: oh God.
Wakka the blitzball: and Lulu found out of my affair with Barthello but never found out about the rest, ya? Me: "the rest"
Wakka the blitzball: y'know, Seymour, O'aka, Chappu, Jecht and Kimahri. But, ya, I could never get Tidus.
Me: you truly sick, sick bastard.
Wakka the blitzball: .
Me: someone get this guy, errr no, blitzball executed!
Wakka the blitzball: bliztballs have feelings too.
the noises from Lulus room finally stop
me and Wakka decided to go into Lulus room
Tidus: whoa, you really know how to do it.
Lulu: ha-hah
Me: erm, hi guys theses going to be an execution soon. If you want to get dressed and come then that's.wait, am I disturbing you?
Puma, U-1, and Panpeus suddenly appear(from Gitarooman)
Puma: no, but you're disturbing us!
Tidus: who are you guys anyway?
Puma: tell 'em your name U-1
U-1: Ok, I'm U-1.
Wakka the blitzball: hey man, red dude, ya, who are you?
Panpeus: I'm Panpeus and I'm gonna chop you in half! Heh heh heh heeeehhh!
Auron enters
Auron: and I'll chop you into quarters! Farewell!
music in the background says "overdrive alight". So Auron goes into overdrive and chops everyone in half
Half Tidus: so ready for some more sex Lulu?
Half Lulu: yeah, lets leave this Gitaroo man, he's just a pathetic looser.
Half U-1: aaarrrggggghhhhh.... BANG!
half U-1 is running is running away with half Lulu
Half U-1: lets go Lulu!
Silence
Me: hey! Wakka! Now you don't need to be executed you're already chopped in half!
Auron: I'm gonna chop you into quarters, remember.
Auron chops Wakka up some more
Quarter Wakka the blitzball: that hurts, ya!
Auron: hmph.
Auron leaves
Quarter Wakka the blitzball: hey, Tidus y'know what we should do now, ya?
Half Tidus: um no, not really.
Quarter Wakka the blitzball: have sex!
Half Tidus: oh get off it, you're a blitzball and besides, you have no balls. I'm outta here!
so me and Tidus leave the four bits of Wakka blitzball behind
Me: so Tidus what are your plans now that you've been chopped in half
Half Tidus: I don't know.hey wait! I'm a dream so I can dream to dream my legs back.
Me: oh great.
Tidus' legs grow back, while Rikku enters the room
Rikku: yeah, yeeaahhhhh, yyeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! It's my 17th birthday today!
Me: so why aren't you at home celebrating with your dad and your brother?
Tidus: yeah.
Rikku: well you see my farther chucked me off the airship when I found him getting off with O'aka. When I landed I died, y'know!
Tidus: O'aka has done it with everyone, eh? He tried to take my clothes when I first met him.
Me: hmmm.so why are you here Rikku?
Rikku: well you see now they got rid of all the summoners there's no one to send me to the farplane!
Tidus: but seriously, that O'aka thing really creeps me out!
O'aka enters the room wearing nothing except his trusty green bag, which he never takes off
O'aka: Rikku, I'll give you a birthday preasant you'll never forget!
Me: ok, this is getting weird! I'm outta here!
I go out of the room
Me: well this is Laura, who is now going to leave the final fantasy 10 characters to mess with their own affairs.I should probably go do something now.