Alex:Moshi moshi and welcome to my second fanfic everrrrrr!! I'm sure I'm much more excited about this than you are! But, here you are, which means you are probably going to read it! WHOOHOO! *happy dance* Okay, enough. Michiko, would you like to do the honors?
Michiko:Eh, why not?
We don't own Gundam Wing, Digimon, or The Inspector General (by Nikolai Gogol). Kiki owns herself, as do Alex, Lokiana, and myself.
Alex:But since I'm authoress, and it's the start of the fic, and I'm forcing them to do something, I'm allowed to say THIS!:
DANCE MY PUPPETS, DAAAAANCE!! *insane evil laughter*
Michiko:-.-* She does that every single time we work on this thing...*sigh* Anyway, here it is.
Crew:
Alex-Director and Author
Michiko-Assistant Director and Props
Lokiana-Assistant to the Assistant Director
Kiki-Sound Effects and Sound
Cast:
Anton Antonovich Skvoznik-Dmukhanovsky, chief of police-Heero
Anna Andreyevna, his wife-Relena
Marya Antonovna, his daughter-Wufei
Luka Lukich Hlopov, superintendent of schools-Takeru
His Wife-Ken
Ammos Fedorovich Lyapkin-Tyapkin, judge-Daisuke
Artemy Filippovich Zemlyanika, supervisor of charitable institutions-Quatre
Ivan Kuzmich Shpekin, postmaster-Yamato
Petr Ivanovich Dobchinsky,landed proprietor living in the town -Taichi
Petr Ivanovich Bobchinsky,landed proprietor living in the town -Wufei
Ivan Alexandrovich Hlestakov, an official from St. Petersburg-Duo
Osip, his servant-Iori
Christian Ivanovich Gibner, district physician-Trowa
Fedor Andreyevich Lyulyukov, retired official, respected personage in town-Koushiro
Ivan Lazarevich Rastakovsky, retired official, respected personage in town-Jyou
Stepan Ivanovich Korobkin, retired official, respected personage in town-Daisuke
Stepan Ilyich Ukhovertov, police captain-Sora
Svistunov, police officers-Hikari
Pugovitsyn, police officers-Mimi
Derzhimorda, police officers-Miyako
Abdulin, a merchant-Koushiro
Fevronya Petrova Poshlepkin, wife of a locksmith-Ken
Widow of a Sergeant-Yamato
Mishka, servant of the chief of police-Iori
Inn Servant-Quatre
Alex:*walks into the theater and turns on the lights.* Where is everyone?
Kiki:*is in the sound/light booth, which is way up above where the audience sits, glassed in. The effect is that she can see everything onstage plus the audience, and anybody onstage can see her, though the audience can't see her except the front three rows or so. There is a microphone in there currently hooked up to the speakers so when she speaks through it everyone can hear her. Yells* IIIIIII'M HEEEEEEEEEEERRRE!!
Alex:*winces and speaks into her headset, which is currently hooked up to the sound/light booth* Hi Kiki. You do know the speakers are up all the way and you're yelling, riiight?
Kiki:Oh. Sorry Alex-chan.
Alex:'S okay. Has anybody showed up yet?
Kiki:*cheerfully* Nope! Just me.
Alex:Okay...I guess I'll go check the props since Michi-chan isn't here to do it for me...*wanders backstage*
Duo:*strolls in, yard-long braid swinging behind him, purple eyes sparkling* Hello minna, the star is HERE!
Kiki:*cheerfully* Hi Duo! Alex's backstage hopefully fixing the mike problem-I can't hear you...
Duo:In which case-*yells with a grin* YOU'RE INSANE AND-
Alex:*runs out in time to interrupt* I KNEW I heard you! Hey Duo, as much as you may not like it, we're censored because I'm running this for school.
Duo:*pouts* Buuuut...
Alex:If you try to say something we have the annoying little beepy things. Try it.
Duo:*beeeeeeeeeeeep!*
Alex:See? Oh and also keep your...glomping down to a minimum, okay?
Duo:*evil grin*
Alex:*slaps his hand lightly* Stop! My TEACHER has to read this! Oh, I apologize for this farce in advance, Pfouts...
Duo:*dramatic sigh* I suppose I can suppress my urges...
Alex:*rolls eyes* Just try not to be crude.
Duo:Isn't that what I said?
Alex:*sigh* Forget it. Didn't Heero come with you?
Duo:Yeah, he's trying to get everyone else out of the car...they didn't really want to do this.
Alex:Too bloody bad. Go tell them it's to pay rent for the rediculously gigantic space they use in my head.
Duo:Okies. *runs out*
Alex:Okay, we've got all the costumes and props...now I'll fix your mike problem, okay Kiki?
Kiki:Okies ^_^
Alex:*climbs up to booth to fix it*
Duo:*comes in with Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei* We have brought the hostages!
Alex:*into the mike* Test test...Hostages? How about actors, did you find those?
Duo:*yells up* Nope, just a bunch of Gundam pilots!
Alex:Looks like the audio is fixed...shibby. *into the mike* Well, that'll have to do. Any girls in your lot?
Duo:*looks at the others. Heero and Wufei glare back warningly. Sighs, muttering about people not having senses of humor, and calls back* Nah, you'll have to wait for everyone else. Who IS everyone else, anyway?
Alex:*into mike* The Digidestined.
Duo:*opens his mouth*
Alex:*quickly* DON'T even think about it. They're all taken by various people except the ones that are TOO YOUNG FOR YOU. Besides, I thought you were under control?
Duo:You don't even know what I was going to say!
Alex:Yeah I do. Now don't bicker; we only have so much time, this play is long!
Trowa:*looks up from studing his hands suddenly, only one green eye showing because half of his face is covered with a red-brown unibang. Quietly, evenly, he says* How long?
Alex:Umm...*flips through some papers on her clipboard* Five acts.
Quatre:*tugs on the slightly taller boy's arm, turquoise eyes concerned* C'mon Trowa, it's not that bad...
Alex:Yeah, you've only got one part and your character has no lines (as far as I know...)
Heero:*looks up as well, his blue eyes rather cold, his chocolate-colored hair ruffled* As far as you know? Do you mean that you have not read this all the way through?
Alex:Um...
Heero:*with mild disgust* Great.
Alex:Well we're not supposed to do it the exact same as it was written anyway!
Duo:We aren't?
Alex:No. Okay can we get started now?
Quatre:Um...Alex, two things...
Alex:What?
Quatre:*pushes his light blonde hair out of his eyes* Not nearly all of the people are here yet-
Kiki:Oh! Oh! Tai called!
Alex:*turns her head towards her, away from the mike* What?
Kiki:He said they were in a traffic jam and would be late. *nodnod*
Alex:*into mike* Quatre, Kiki says they're gonna be late, so I figured-
*all of the Digidestined walk in, Tai in front.*
Tai:Hey, sorry we're late!
Alex:Shibby! We can start now! *runs out of the booth and down the stairs and passes out scripts* Okay I already assigned parts according to how much you wanted and how big of a favor you owed me-Heero, don't complain, it's not my fault you make drunken bets with Duo. Daisuke, don't complain either, you can't act!
Heero:*glares* Mission accepted. However, after this is over, I will kill you.
Daisuke:But-
Alex:We have no time for bickering, we have to start emediately! Oh Quatre I gave you the supervisor of charitable institutions, so that should be kind enough for you- what are you guys standing around for!? We need to get going!
Duo:The Peace*beep* is still not here though, and we haven't been introduced to all these kids *nods towards all the people that came in*
Alex:Her character isn't in the first scene and- *points towards the group of Gundam Wing characters* Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, meet *points towards the group of Digimon characters* Taichi, Yamato, Sora, Mimi, Jyou, Koushiro, Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke, Miyako, Iori, and Ken. Taichi, Yamato, Sora, Mimi, Jyou, Koushiro, Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke, Miyako, Iori, and Ken, meet *points back to the Gundam Wing characters* Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei. *gasps for breath* Okay everybody knows each other. Let's get STARTED already!
Kiki:Michiko and Lokiana aren't here yet...
Alex:GRNGH!! *buries her hands in her hair* You guys are going to drive me INSAAAAANE!
Duo:*grins widely* That's the point, no?
Kiki:*giggles*
Quatre:Um, Alex, we've only been here ten minutes and you're already frustrated. Are you sure you can direct?
Alex:Yes, yes, I just need Michiko here so I can delegate my mental breakdown to her. Where IS she, anyway!?
Michiko:*fades in behind Alex and says quietly* Right here.
Alex:Aah! *jumps and turns* Oh. There you are. Where were you?
Michiko:Locating the Peace*beep*.
Duo:Hey! Why does she get a prettier beep than I do?
Michiko:Because my swearwords are prettier.
Duo:I demand equal beeping rights!
Alex:X| Oy vey. *waves a hand at Duo* Fine, fine, have your prettier beep, be happy.
Duo:^_^ Yay. *BEEP!* Much better.
Kiki:*presses a random button. It goes* Whee-BOING! *giggles insanely* Ooh, can I have that sound for MY beep!?
Alex:Yes, yes. We need to get going NOW before anything else distracts me-us!
Michiko:'K. PLACES EVERYBODY! *runs backstage to get costumes*
Alex:*watches everyone look really confused and stay where they are, sighs resignedly* Okay! If I call the name of your part, go backstage with Michiko to get your costume, kapish?
*Everybody nods or acknowleges in their own way*
Alex:Okay! For the first scene we need-*looks at her clipboard*Chief of Police, Supervisor of Charitable Institutions, Superintendent of Schools, Judge, Police Captain, District Physician, and two Sergants of Police, go go!
*No one goes anywhere. Instead, they get into little groups, trying to figure out who is who-well, the Digipeople, anyway. The pilots are all apart, though Duo is hanging all over Heero in an attempt to get Heero to help him (though he doesn't really need it...). After a few moments, Trowa gets it, walks a few steps to Quatre and speaks to him quietly. Quatre nods and they head off towards backstage.*
Daisuke:*notices this and calls after them* Hey, could you help us?
Trowa:*looks back* It is not difficult. You should be capable of it on your own.
Daisuke:*shrugs* Alright then...
Hikari:Oh! Got it! *explains, and Takeru and Daisuke run off backstage. All the other Digi kind of wander around, and Tai and Yama find a couch in the (empty) audience and sit on it. Meanwhile the Gundam guys figure out what they're doing and they get where they need to be in about a quarter of the time that it took the Digis.*
Alex:*runs in looking panicked* Okay nobody panic, but it looks like something VERY BIG ate all the costumes so we're going to do this without! Okay everybody here? Nobody bitten? *rearranges some furniture and people* Okay! Let's go! *runs off*
~This chapter has been divided because Note Pad will only let me write a certain number of letters. I apologize for its stupidity...I'm posting both halves at the same time so it shouldn't be a problem, but...yeah. Oh and the thing about figuring out their parts? Each character has at least two different names, and in different places on the scripts they're referred to by different names, hence the confusion. Also, this is unbetaed and was posted/finished rediculously late at night, so there might be mistakes...~
Michiko:Eh, why not?
We don't own Gundam Wing, Digimon, or The Inspector General (by Nikolai Gogol). Kiki owns herself, as do Alex, Lokiana, and myself.
Alex:But since I'm authoress, and it's the start of the fic, and I'm forcing them to do something, I'm allowed to say THIS!:
DANCE MY PUPPETS, DAAAAANCE!! *insane evil laughter*
Michiko:-.-* She does that every single time we work on this thing...*sigh* Anyway, here it is.
Crew:
Alex-Director and Author
Michiko-Assistant Director and Props
Lokiana-Assistant to the Assistant Director
Kiki-Sound Effects and Sound
Cast:
Anton Antonovich Skvoznik-Dmukhanovsky, chief of police-Heero
Anna Andreyevna, his wife-Relena
Marya Antonovna, his daughter-Wufei
Luka Lukich Hlopov, superintendent of schools-Takeru
His Wife-Ken
Ammos Fedorovich Lyapkin-Tyapkin, judge-Daisuke
Artemy Filippovich Zemlyanika, supervisor of charitable institutions-Quatre
Ivan Kuzmich Shpekin, postmaster-Yamato
Petr Ivanovich Dobchinsky,landed proprietor living in the town -Taichi
Petr Ivanovich Bobchinsky,landed proprietor living in the town -Wufei
Ivan Alexandrovich Hlestakov, an official from St. Petersburg-Duo
Osip, his servant-Iori
Christian Ivanovich Gibner, district physician-Trowa
Fedor Andreyevich Lyulyukov, retired official, respected personage in town-Koushiro
Ivan Lazarevich Rastakovsky, retired official, respected personage in town-Jyou
Stepan Ivanovich Korobkin, retired official, respected personage in town-Daisuke
Stepan Ilyich Ukhovertov, police captain-Sora
Svistunov, police officers-Hikari
Pugovitsyn, police officers-Mimi
Derzhimorda, police officers-Miyako
Abdulin, a merchant-Koushiro
Fevronya Petrova Poshlepkin, wife of a locksmith-Ken
Widow of a Sergeant-Yamato
Mishka, servant of the chief of police-Iori
Inn Servant-Quatre
Alex:*walks into the theater and turns on the lights.* Where is everyone?
Kiki:*is in the sound/light booth, which is way up above where the audience sits, glassed in. The effect is that she can see everything onstage plus the audience, and anybody onstage can see her, though the audience can't see her except the front three rows or so. There is a microphone in there currently hooked up to the speakers so when she speaks through it everyone can hear her. Yells* IIIIIII'M HEEEEEEEEEEERRRE!!
Alex:*winces and speaks into her headset, which is currently hooked up to the sound/light booth* Hi Kiki. You do know the speakers are up all the way and you're yelling, riiight?
Kiki:Oh. Sorry Alex-chan.
Alex:'S okay. Has anybody showed up yet?
Kiki:*cheerfully* Nope! Just me.
Alex:Okay...I guess I'll go check the props since Michi-chan isn't here to do it for me...*wanders backstage*
Duo:*strolls in, yard-long braid swinging behind him, purple eyes sparkling* Hello minna, the star is HERE!
Kiki:*cheerfully* Hi Duo! Alex's backstage hopefully fixing the mike problem-I can't hear you...
Duo:In which case-*yells with a grin* YOU'RE INSANE AND-
Alex:*runs out in time to interrupt* I KNEW I heard you! Hey Duo, as much as you may not like it, we're censored because I'm running this for school.
Duo:*pouts* Buuuut...
Alex:If you try to say something we have the annoying little beepy things. Try it.
Duo:*beeeeeeeeeeeep!*
Alex:See? Oh and also keep your...glomping down to a minimum, okay?
Duo:*evil grin*
Alex:*slaps his hand lightly* Stop! My TEACHER has to read this! Oh, I apologize for this farce in advance, Pfouts...
Duo:*dramatic sigh* I suppose I can suppress my urges...
Alex:*rolls eyes* Just try not to be crude.
Duo:Isn't that what I said?
Alex:*sigh* Forget it. Didn't Heero come with you?
Duo:Yeah, he's trying to get everyone else out of the car...they didn't really want to do this.
Alex:Too bloody bad. Go tell them it's to pay rent for the rediculously gigantic space they use in my head.
Duo:Okies. *runs out*
Alex:Okay, we've got all the costumes and props...now I'll fix your mike problem, okay Kiki?
Kiki:Okies ^_^
Alex:*climbs up to booth to fix it*
Duo:*comes in with Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei* We have brought the hostages!
Alex:*into the mike* Test test...Hostages? How about actors, did you find those?
Duo:*yells up* Nope, just a bunch of Gundam pilots!
Alex:Looks like the audio is fixed...shibby. *into the mike* Well, that'll have to do. Any girls in your lot?
Duo:*looks at the others. Heero and Wufei glare back warningly. Sighs, muttering about people not having senses of humor, and calls back* Nah, you'll have to wait for everyone else. Who IS everyone else, anyway?
Alex:*into mike* The Digidestined.
Duo:*opens his mouth*
Alex:*quickly* DON'T even think about it. They're all taken by various people except the ones that are TOO YOUNG FOR YOU. Besides, I thought you were under control?
Duo:You don't even know what I was going to say!
Alex:Yeah I do. Now don't bicker; we only have so much time, this play is long!
Trowa:*looks up from studing his hands suddenly, only one green eye showing because half of his face is covered with a red-brown unibang. Quietly, evenly, he says* How long?
Alex:Umm...*flips through some papers on her clipboard* Five acts.
Quatre:*tugs on the slightly taller boy's arm, turquoise eyes concerned* C'mon Trowa, it's not that bad...
Alex:Yeah, you've only got one part and your character has no lines (as far as I know...)
Heero:*looks up as well, his blue eyes rather cold, his chocolate-colored hair ruffled* As far as you know? Do you mean that you have not read this all the way through?
Alex:Um...
Heero:*with mild disgust* Great.
Alex:Well we're not supposed to do it the exact same as it was written anyway!
Duo:We aren't?
Alex:No. Okay can we get started now?
Quatre:Um...Alex, two things...
Alex:What?
Quatre:*pushes his light blonde hair out of his eyes* Not nearly all of the people are here yet-
Kiki:Oh! Oh! Tai called!
Alex:*turns her head towards her, away from the mike* What?
Kiki:He said they were in a traffic jam and would be late. *nodnod*
Alex:*into mike* Quatre, Kiki says they're gonna be late, so I figured-
*all of the Digidestined walk in, Tai in front.*
Tai:Hey, sorry we're late!
Alex:Shibby! We can start now! *runs out of the booth and down the stairs and passes out scripts* Okay I already assigned parts according to how much you wanted and how big of a favor you owed me-Heero, don't complain, it's not my fault you make drunken bets with Duo. Daisuke, don't complain either, you can't act!
Heero:*glares* Mission accepted. However, after this is over, I will kill you.
Daisuke:But-
Alex:We have no time for bickering, we have to start emediately! Oh Quatre I gave you the supervisor of charitable institutions, so that should be kind enough for you- what are you guys standing around for!? We need to get going!
Duo:The Peace*beep* is still not here though, and we haven't been introduced to all these kids *nods towards all the people that came in*
Alex:Her character isn't in the first scene and- *points towards the group of Gundam Wing characters* Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, meet *points towards the group of Digimon characters* Taichi, Yamato, Sora, Mimi, Jyou, Koushiro, Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke, Miyako, Iori, and Ken. Taichi, Yamato, Sora, Mimi, Jyou, Koushiro, Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke, Miyako, Iori, and Ken, meet *points back to the Gundam Wing characters* Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei. *gasps for breath* Okay everybody knows each other. Let's get STARTED already!
Kiki:Michiko and Lokiana aren't here yet...
Alex:GRNGH!! *buries her hands in her hair* You guys are going to drive me INSAAAAANE!
Duo:*grins widely* That's the point, no?
Kiki:*giggles*
Quatre:Um, Alex, we've only been here ten minutes and you're already frustrated. Are you sure you can direct?
Alex:Yes, yes, I just need Michiko here so I can delegate my mental breakdown to her. Where IS she, anyway!?
Michiko:*fades in behind Alex and says quietly* Right here.
Alex:Aah! *jumps and turns* Oh. There you are. Where were you?
Michiko:Locating the Peace*beep*.
Duo:Hey! Why does she get a prettier beep than I do?
Michiko:Because my swearwords are prettier.
Duo:I demand equal beeping rights!
Alex:X| Oy vey. *waves a hand at Duo* Fine, fine, have your prettier beep, be happy.
Duo:^_^ Yay. *BEEP!* Much better.
Kiki:*presses a random button. It goes* Whee-BOING! *giggles insanely* Ooh, can I have that sound for MY beep!?
Alex:Yes, yes. We need to get going NOW before anything else distracts me-us!
Michiko:'K. PLACES EVERYBODY! *runs backstage to get costumes*
Alex:*watches everyone look really confused and stay where they are, sighs resignedly* Okay! If I call the name of your part, go backstage with Michiko to get your costume, kapish?
*Everybody nods or acknowleges in their own way*
Alex:Okay! For the first scene we need-*looks at her clipboard*Chief of Police, Supervisor of Charitable Institutions, Superintendent of Schools, Judge, Police Captain, District Physician, and two Sergants of Police, go go!
*No one goes anywhere. Instead, they get into little groups, trying to figure out who is who-well, the Digipeople, anyway. The pilots are all apart, though Duo is hanging all over Heero in an attempt to get Heero to help him (though he doesn't really need it...). After a few moments, Trowa gets it, walks a few steps to Quatre and speaks to him quietly. Quatre nods and they head off towards backstage.*
Daisuke:*notices this and calls after them* Hey, could you help us?
Trowa:*looks back* It is not difficult. You should be capable of it on your own.
Daisuke:*shrugs* Alright then...
Hikari:Oh! Got it! *explains, and Takeru and Daisuke run off backstage. All the other Digi kind of wander around, and Tai and Yama find a couch in the (empty) audience and sit on it. Meanwhile the Gundam guys figure out what they're doing and they get where they need to be in about a quarter of the time that it took the Digis.*
Alex:*runs in looking panicked* Okay nobody panic, but it looks like something VERY BIG ate all the costumes so we're going to do this without! Okay everybody here? Nobody bitten? *rearranges some furniture and people* Okay! Let's go! *runs off*
~This chapter has been divided because Note Pad will only let me write a certain number of letters. I apologize for its stupidity...I'm posting both halves at the same time so it shouldn't be a problem, but...yeah. Oh and the thing about figuring out their parts? Each character has at least two different names, and in different places on the scripts they're referred to by different names, hence the confusion. Also, this is unbetaed and was posted/finished rediculously late at night, so there might be mistakes...~