Interview with Gilderoy Lockhart.
Before Chamber of Secrets.
Hello and welcome. I'm Celebrin Silverbow and today we'll be talking with Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart.
Celebrin S: "Mr. Lockhart."
Gilderoy: "Just call me Gilderoy."
Celebrin S: "Ok. Well, are the rumors true? Are you really going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry?"
Gilderoy: "Yes. They're all true. I cannot wait to help those less able then me in the defense of Dark Arts."
Celebrin S: "Well, you are sure good at it. I started to read 'Wanderings with-'."
Gilderoy: "You did? What do you mean, you 'started' reading it?"
Celebrin S: "I haven't finished reading it yet. Well, I couldn't help noticing that in 1979 someone else seems to have had the same experience with a werewolf."
Gilderoy *uncomfortably*: "yes, well, 'um, he probably tried to deal with the one that I did, But couldn't."
Celebrin S. *suspiciously*: "Yes."
Gilderoy: "Well, do you like it so far? Do you have any of my other books? If you don't, I could give you some. I'll even sign them for you."
Celebrin S: *shakes her head hard*
Gilderoy: "No? Well then perhaps-."
Celebrin S: "No! No thanks. It's really ok Gilderoy. Anyway, what do you think about having all those people mobbing you where ever you go?"
Gilderoy: "Well, one does get used to it after a while. I have to keep a stack of signed photos with me at all times. But, that's what you have to expect when you're internationally famous like me."
Celebrin S: "What do you think about Harry Potter?"
Gilderoy: "He's a bit of an amateur."
Celebrin S: "I think you're being a little harsh on him. He did defeat He- who-must-not-be-named, after all. And, lets face it, all you've done is defeat a werewolf and gotten rid of a Banshee."
Gilderoy: "Yes, well, I think that's impressive, but I've done more things then he has."
Celebrin S: "You could put it that way. But what do you plan to do after you're done with Hogwarts?"
Gilderoy: "After? I plan to start going towards marketing my own hair care potions. Then Newt Scamander suggested that we collaborate so he could have more detailed descriptions of dangerous beasts. And, might I add, his books will sell better."
Celebrin S: "Yes you're probably right. Are your books directed at younger people, older people? Or are they for all age levels?"
Gilderoy: "I think they're for young and old. However, the mass of people who buy my books are the ladies *gives huge wink to the audience."
Celebrin S. *rolls her eyes*: "Riiiiiiiight. So, what do you do in you're spare time Gilderoy?"
Gilderoy: "I've started to write my next book. It's called 'Magical Me' it's my autobiography. It's really quite good if you ask me."
Celebrin S: "So what are you writing in it?"
Gilderoy: "Well, I can't really say, can I? But I will say this, it has a lot of different stories."
Celebrin S: "Well, I think that's all the time we have today. Thank you Gilderoy."
Gilderoy: "I loved being here. And ladies, there will a photo signing in the living room." *everyone goes wild*
Celebrin S: "Gilderoy!"
Gilderoy: "Don't worry, I'll sign your book before we're done."
Celebrin S: "I don't care! I don't want your signature! I want you to get out!"
Gilderoy: Don't worry. *Gives Celebrin a huge wink.*
Celebrin S. *disgusted*: "Just go!"
Gilderoy: "Bye!"
Celebrin S. *flopping down into a chair*: "Well that's it. Next time I'm going to do someone less celebrity-ish."
This story was first posted at the Sugarquill.
A/N: Oo, thank you Rachemiester! I love constructive criticism! After GoF DID have fonts, but they didn't show up on FF.net (unfortunately). I'll have to look at that website about Mary-Sues.
Disclaimer: See authors bio
Hello and welcome. I'm Celebrin Silverbow and today we'll be talking with Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart.
Celebrin S: "Mr. Lockhart."
Gilderoy: "Just call me Gilderoy."
Celebrin S: "Ok. Well, are the rumors true? Are you really going to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry?"
Gilderoy: "Yes. They're all true. I cannot wait to help those less able then me in the defense of Dark Arts."
Celebrin S: "Well, you are sure good at it. I started to read 'Wanderings with-'."
Gilderoy: "You did? What do you mean, you 'started' reading it?"
Celebrin S: "I haven't finished reading it yet. Well, I couldn't help noticing that in 1979 someone else seems to have had the same experience with a werewolf."
Gilderoy *uncomfortably*: "yes, well, 'um, he probably tried to deal with the one that I did, But couldn't."
Celebrin S. *suspiciously*: "Yes."
Gilderoy: "Well, do you like it so far? Do you have any of my other books? If you don't, I could give you some. I'll even sign them for you."
Celebrin S: *shakes her head hard*
Gilderoy: "No? Well then perhaps-."
Celebrin S: "No! No thanks. It's really ok Gilderoy. Anyway, what do you think about having all those people mobbing you where ever you go?"
Gilderoy: "Well, one does get used to it after a while. I have to keep a stack of signed photos with me at all times. But, that's what you have to expect when you're internationally famous like me."
Celebrin S: "What do you think about Harry Potter?"
Gilderoy: "He's a bit of an amateur."
Celebrin S: "I think you're being a little harsh on him. He did defeat He- who-must-not-be-named, after all. And, lets face it, all you've done is defeat a werewolf and gotten rid of a Banshee."
Gilderoy: "Yes, well, I think that's impressive, but I've done more things then he has."
Celebrin S: "You could put it that way. But what do you plan to do after you're done with Hogwarts?"
Gilderoy: "After? I plan to start going towards marketing my own hair care potions. Then Newt Scamander suggested that we collaborate so he could have more detailed descriptions of dangerous beasts. And, might I add, his books will sell better."
Celebrin S: "Yes you're probably right. Are your books directed at younger people, older people? Or are they for all age levels?"
Gilderoy: "I think they're for young and old. However, the mass of people who buy my books are the ladies *gives huge wink to the audience."
Celebrin S. *rolls her eyes*: "Riiiiiiiight. So, what do you do in you're spare time Gilderoy?"
Gilderoy: "I've started to write my next book. It's called 'Magical Me' it's my autobiography. It's really quite good if you ask me."
Celebrin S: "So what are you writing in it?"
Gilderoy: "Well, I can't really say, can I? But I will say this, it has a lot of different stories."
Celebrin S: "Well, I think that's all the time we have today. Thank you Gilderoy."
Gilderoy: "I loved being here. And ladies, there will a photo signing in the living room." *everyone goes wild*
Celebrin S: "Gilderoy!"
Gilderoy: "Don't worry, I'll sign your book before we're done."
Celebrin S: "I don't care! I don't want your signature! I want you to get out!"
Gilderoy: Don't worry. *Gives Celebrin a huge wink.*
Celebrin S. *disgusted*: "Just go!"
Gilderoy: "Bye!"
Celebrin S. *flopping down into a chair*: "Well that's it. Next time I'm going to do someone less celebrity-ish."
This story was first posted at the Sugarquill.
A/N: Oo, thank you Rachemiester! I love constructive criticism! After GoF DID have fonts, but they didn't show up on FF.net (unfortunately). I'll have to look at that website about Mary-Sues.
Disclaimer: See authors bio