Yami is afraid of pink

Author's notes: I'm a very weird girl! Yay ppl are afraid of me !!!!! Yu-gi- oh cast: * is hiding from the crazy woman * me: --; lets start the story please read and review.

Disclaimer: I do not own yu-gi-oh! Or any characters except my self

Yami is hiding underneath a couch and his hikari walks by

Yugi: yami why are hiding there?

Yami: E.Evil woman going to get me with pink!

Yugi: you mean Tanas and cradle?

Yami: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHERE!!!! * is shaking madly * don't let them near me!!!!!!

Yugi: o_O

Yami bakura and Yami malik apparently walk by and notice the pharaoh

Yami bakura: pharaoh what are you doing underneath there?

Yami malik: *looks at where yami is * *blinks*

Yami: * sees something pink * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
grabs a hold of yugi's leg and is shaking *

Yami malik and yami malik look at each other then begins to laugh in disbelief

Yami malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PHARAOH IS AFRAID OF PINK!!!!

Yami Bakura: * is rolling on the floor laughing *

Yami: -.-;

Yugi: why don't you tell us why your afraid of that color Yami.

Yami: well it went like this

I was walking home from a duel I just won and I notice Tanas and Cradle just standing there looking at me evilly and they had ropes and a box a make up box.

Tanas: hey yami over here

Cradle : yeah we want to show you something

So I followed them and went into a wear house and the door shut behind me and locked.

The two of them glared and smiled at me

Tanas: we are going to turn you into a lady yami

Cradle: I CALL HAIR DYE! AND MAKE UP!!!!!!

Tanas: I CALL DRESSES AND WIGS!!

I banged and screamed on the door

Guy 1 : did you hear something

Guy 2: probably just the birds

No one heard me scream then cradle grabbed me and took me to a chair and used a rope to tie me in the chair

Cradle: now what color of hair dye hmmm I know random colors pink green blue orange yellow and red!!!

*Puts it all on yami's hair*

*yami is screaming his head off and is struggling to get out*

puts red lipstick on him and pink eyeshadow and blush*

Cradle: it's tanas's turn Oh Tanas!

*Tanas is trying to pink out a dress *

Tanas: hmmm I know PINK!!! *puts a pink dress on him *

Yami: NOOOOO!!!!!!

Tanas: then I'll put this on * puts a long hair wig on * *and high heels * We are done!

Yami: YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCHES WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOUR DEAD !!!!!!!!!!

Cradle: wait I forgot to take a picture * uses a camera takes a picture and goes to a computer * * puts it on e bay for 100.00 * see you later yami

Tanas and cradle both walk out laughing there head off and I was mad and angry.

Yami malik and Yami bakura: NO MORE THE TORTURE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! * are holding both of each other shaking *

Yugi: * has fainted * @_@ I agree with malik and bakura

Tanas and Cradle are standing in a dark corner

ALL except tanas and cradle: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/n: so how did you guys like it I need other ideas for yami's revenge a sqeal to yami is afraid of pink so bye for now

Yami: don't review!!! She's EBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *hits yami on the head with a frying pan * ignore him

Yami: @__@ ouchies