A Kyuubi's Happiness
By: Taru Taru Animegal
Rated: M for Mature. May contain Violence, Drugs, Abuse, Rape, Sexual content, Yaoi, and/or Sakura bashing and rabid fangirls. But most of it's not until later chapters.
Summary: A year has passed since the valley of the end, and remarkable changes have been made throughout the hidden leaf village. Tsunade has started Naruto's training for right to become 6th Hokage, and Sasuke has returned to the village. Yet, for some unknown reason, Naruto still isn't happy. Can a kidnapping by the Akatsuki change his emotions? And why does Itachi keep staring at him like that? ITANARU MPREG!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Kiri, Kirari, Sou, Hiruka, and Riku. Ari Belongs to Yuffi.
A/N: You would think I would be working on my other stories trying to get the very overdue chapters in. Trust me, I'm working on it. Or at least trying to. It's very hard to write when not only do I have a VERY religious side of the family breathing down my neck every two seconds and treating me like a 6 year old (they literally put parental controls on my computer, and not even my dad knows how to disable them. If I had to do something online in the middle of the night, I wouldn't be able to...), but I have babies thrown at me left and right, and what sucks is 3/5 of them are just barely old enough to read. My life's a pain in the ass, ne?
But I will have the other chapters out to you soon, ne? In the meantime, I'm going to start yet another story!!XD
Warnings for Chapter 1: Ummm…. Kidnapping, an unhappy kitsune, and LARGE amounts of Hidan language.
AkAtSuKi LiNe BrEaK
It was dark. The Akatsuki hideout had recently been relocated, due to many unwanted visitors in the other. It was annoying to say the least, but no one was complaining.
The new lair was twice as big as their last one, being a supposedly haunted castle. Everyone who wanted their own room got one, and the ones who wanted to share the rooms… well, you know. And best part is they had even more room for new members, if it came to be necessary.
The members started filing into the new enclosed statue, and took their spots on the finger pedestals, while the leader crouched on the head. They all already knew what their new assignment was; they just came together out of habit to discuss the matter.
"As you all well know, our next assignment has been connected to the kyuubi vessel. Our attempts at capturing him have come to a steady halt as of last year, and it now time to head in full force and take him by surprise." Pein started. They all nodded at this, and continued to listen to their leader.
"Deidara, You and Sasori will take the skies and make sure no one will barge in on our approach. Hidan, you and Kakuzu are to knock out the Hokage by any means necessary. Zetsu, you and Tobi will take out the ANBU and guard the gates. Itachi, You and Kisame are in charge of kidnapping the vessel. Konan and I will stay in the Forest in case something goes awry." There were little Complaints to this plan, but in the end everyone agreed. What surprised the leader the most was that it was Itachi giving most of the complaints.
'Does he not want to see The Kyuubi?' The leader thought as he headed back to his quarters, not realizing how wrong he was.
It was because he wanted to see him that scared Itachi the most…
KoNoHa LiNe BrEaK
All was in peace in the land of Konoha. Sasuke had been dragged back from the snake demon's hidout by Naruto and Sakura, and not only was the woman a full fledged doctor, but Naruto was in training to become the next Hokage. Luckily for Sasuke, his heritage was enough to reduce his punishment to house arrest for 6 months, with occasional visits by his friends (as long as Naruto was there too) then he was free to roam the town once again. Soon after his sentence, he had taken the ANBU test, and passed with enough credits to become one of the main Hokage guards. Which, in the end, made him Naruto's training partner.
Though, despite all the good things around town, Naruto was still unhappy. Tsunade had told him it was most likely Kyuubi's pressure exhausting on his nerves. But he knew that wasn't it.
It was because no matter how hard he tried, he felt like he didn't belong in the leaf village anymore. All of his friends had become too busy to hang out except for rare occasions, and the townsfolk may accept Naruto now, but they still ignore him unconsciously. Ichiraku Ramen was ok, but he knew he could only stay there for so long. And Sasuke… they honestly tore apart after he had left. The only time the blonde really made an effort to talk to him was when they had to spar.
"Hey dobe. Are you going to sit there all day, or are we going to start training?" A voice said from behind. It had become a daily routine; He'd doze off, Sasuke would wake him up, they'd train, go to Ichiraku's, and the rest off the day was free.
"Huh? Oh sorry teme, I just don't feel up to it today…" Naruto said, turning around and smiling at the raven. Sasuke cocked an eyebrow. Something was going on in that head of his.
"Dobe, you never refuse to spar, even when it's your day off." Sasuke took a seat next to him "What happened?"
"Nothing!! You know what, maybe that's just what I need, a day to shave off the stress, believe it!" Naruto jumped up and headed off towards the mountains. All Sasuke could do was sit and watch, since in the period he was away Naruto became twice as fast as him. He sighed, and headed towards the Hokage tower.
AkAtSuKi LiNe BrEaK
At this current time, the Akatsuki were only a few hours away from the hidden leaf village. They had all left about three days ago, and haven't actually stopped since. Well, except for maybe the occasional whines from Tobi, and the rare –I need to go to the bathroom!! / Shut up brat, we're almost there.- But then, these were normal occurrences, so no one paid much attention to them.
Everyone was getting anxious. The sun was setting, which meant that more then likely they were supposed to put this in action two hours ago. They had agreed the best way to take the blonde and make it an accomplished feet, was to steal him from right under the village noses. –This plan courtesy of Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan, of course.-
"We're never going to make it in time, un!" Deidara said, same smile etched on his face, though a worried look in his visible eye.
"Wwaaahh!! It's not fair!!" Tobi said from behind.
"Shut the Fuck up! We don't have any Fuckin' time to screw around!" Hidan said, Forgetting completely about the plan.
"He's right. The more we talk, the more time it will take to get there." The Leader said. Soon after, the Konoha gates were in sight, and everyone slowed to a halt.
"Finally, some action!" Kisame said, moving his sword and heading off with Itachi to the Hokage mountain.
"WEE!!" Zetsu and Tobi went towards the gate. In one swift motion, Tobi had taken out the ANBU and Zetsu disposed of the evidence…
"It's safe now, Sempai!" With that Deidara glared at the gate ahead, but nonethe less called out his clay bird. He and Sasori climbed on, and waited patiently for their orders.
Kakuzu and Hidan headed into the gates, and leapt from roof to roof like lightning bullets. The Hokage tower was in sight.
"Time to kick that woman's ass!"
KoNoHa LiNe BrEaK
Naruto had been sitting on the fourth's head ever since he left the training grounds. He half expected Sasuke to follow him, but of course that never happened. Stupid Uchiha's and their Pride…
"It's been a long time, Uzumaki."
Naruto turned around stiff when he heard that voice. It was one that he knew, only very much colder. Speak of the devil.
"What the hell do you want?" Naruto spat out, but before he could say anything else, The sharingan user poured a liquid over Naruto's head, knocking him out like a light.
"Wow, that tuff must be powerful." Kisame mused. Itachi picked up the vessel.
"It is. Used on any normal person they would be asleep for two months straight." The blue shark nodded, and they headed off towards the forest with the kitsune in tow.
LiNe BrEaK
A/N: How was that for a prologue? R&R PLZ!!