A/N: Hey every body this is a story about Shino and Naruto. This is chapter one. This will have a series of stories along with it. this story will probably be three chapters long. After this story there will be two side stories and a sequel. The couples in my stories will be... ShinoxNaruto, GaixLee, SakuraxChouji (never saw that one coming) InoxNeji :coughs-KakashixHinataxIruka-coughs: (wonder how that happened?) then changes SakuraxChoujixIno NejixHinata KakashixIruka. Also there will be some mistake, maybe a lot. I tried to look for a decent beta reader but I couldn't find one. So I had to just try and correct it my self. Anywho, let the story began.

Mission Impossible!

"What!?" Naruto voice shook the town. Dozens of birds flocking and suceedingly (A/N:Not a real word I know)

flying away.

"What's wrong Naruto you've been wanting a higher ranked mission now is your chance." Shizune said.

"Anyone but him!!" Tsunada ignored him and turned her attention to the dark and mysterious youngster whom Naruto was now pointing at.

"You think you can handle this with just him?" she asked leaning her head on her folded hand supported by her elbows.

Shino looked over at Naruto who was at the peak of exploding. A moment after he faced Tsunada. His face emotionless as the day is busy.

"Yes." He said deep low and clearly. Truly a man of few words.

"But-" Naruto tried to protest but Tsunada and Shino gave him a deadly stare. He swallowed hard. He felt like that time Shino threatened him to forget him turning into the old man and telling funny jokes.

"You leave at noon today." Tsunada ordered. Shino nodded his head and turned to face the door. He slanted his head towards Naruto, and stared at him with unknown eyes shielded by shades. "Come." he said in a demanding tone, and Naruto had no choice but to comply.

On the way out of Old Lady Tsunada's office Naruto thought about the upcoming mission. The two of them, 'Shino and Naruto' had to gather information on the Village of life. The village had been set up for no longer then two weeks, and Konohona thought of them as a threat already. 'Geez' Naruto thought. He still walked along side Shino, his head leaning back on his crossed arms.

"Hey Shino?" Naruto softly called. Shino came to a stop; he turned around darting a serious look at him.

"What?"

"Um uh… how far is this village?"

"…Seven days away."

"SEVEN DAYS!"

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Shino waited by Konohona's front gate. His glasses shining in the gleam of the sun.

"Shino!" Naruto yelled waving his hand to get the bug ninja's attention. Shino turned around to face the hyper ninja. He could instantly tell that Naruto just had a couple bowls of ichimarus ramen.

"Ahhh I'm full. Shino did you wait long?" Naruto rubbed his stomach with a happy grin on his face.

"A Minute to long."

"Sorry about that. I-" he closed his mouth after realizing that Shino didn't care. Shino smirked at him while turning to leave.

"Come… lets go." Shino ordered as he began to walk down the dirt path wither Naruto was following him or not.

The third time in one day a large dry lump caught in Naruto's throat. 'He scares me.' the young boy thought to himself as he ran to catch up with Shino.

"Hey wait up!" he walked along side Shino. "Oy Shino is this really going to take seven days?"

"Yeah. But before you know it, the week will be over."

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"Ahhh." Naruto exhaled as he sat down and relaxed in the lukewarm water.

"Shino lied. That had to be the longest seven days I have ever walked." Naruto thought back on how Shino MADE him sleep when the sun set, and MADE him get up before the sun rose. That went on for seven long agonizing day. Also on the seven day walk to the village of life there was NO talking what so ever. Just walking. Naruto kind of hope that somebody would pop out the trees and attack them. He even made himself noticeable with his really bad singing. That is until Shino stopped, looked at him and said the word 'Quiet', and raped any chance of fun he expected to have on this trip.

Another sigh escaped Naruto. 'What a boring trip.' he thought, all he could do is relax and await orders from Shino.

"Hurry. Our mission starts now." 'Speak of the devil' Naruto looked up at the entrance of the bathhouse. Standing there was Shino fully clothed in a black tuxedo with a long buttoned collar 'of course', a blackhead band that either replaced or covered his head protector, and his shades to match the outfit.

A few snickers escaped Naruto before he busted out in an all out fit of laughter. Shino completely calm just stared at the boy pointing and emptying his gut of laughter.

"You shouldn't be laughing." Was all Shino said before walking away to leave the stupid boy to think and Naruto's laughter died quick as he did just that.

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"What the hell is this?" Naruto asked looking at the orange and blue dress that laid flat on his bed.

"Put it on." Shino simply said before walking out the room. Naruto stared at the girly thing that lay flatly on his bed. His mouth twitched a little as he grabbed the blue shoulder of the dress. It looked a lot like his usual orange outfit, but a dress. He held the dress up in front of himself.

"Why the hell does it have ribbons?" his mouth twitched once more. 'I can't be seen wearing this' he thought to himself as he dropped the dress back down on the bed, and began searching for his usual outfit.

He searched every open space in that room, the drawers, wardrobe, under the bed, behind everything and anything big that would hide his cloths.

Angered to the tenth power Naruto opened his door and yelled "Shino where are my cloths." he felt like that time the fake Naruto ate his ramen he was saving up.

"Its on the bed." Shino's voice popped up behind him. Naruto turned around looking at the bug user with the eyes of a fox. Shino held his evil gaze somehow.

……….Still Staring…………

'What the hell is exactly behind those glasses?' Naruto thought as his face soften. Not only out of curiosity did his face soften though. It was also something about the calm face of Shino that relaxed him in a weird way.

"What's the dress for?" he asked Shino. Eyeing the outfit that resembles his jumpsuit quite a lot. It was like a summer dress. The shoulder straps were blue that formed around the shoulder to the breast of the person who is to be wearing it 'Not me' he thought. The rest of the dress was completely orange except for the little red circle in the middle of it. Yep not doubt it was modeled after his jumpsuit.

"Its for a disguise." Shino said walking somewhat into the room.

Naruto stepped back. "Disguise? For what?"

"I was invited to the village of life Ball and had the opportunity to bring a female guest. As my date, but were actually here to gather information. And there are no female ninja's in Konohona with the particular skill I need."

"Hinata is good at gathering information." Naruto stated.

"Yes but Hinata isn't a people person. And the best information about the village of life comes from people of the village of life. Plus she's on a mission with Neji." 'Neji and Hinata on a mission together doesn't make much sense.' Naruto thought.

"Well can't your bugs gather information for you?"

"Yes they can, but at the Ball our chakra will be sealed as soon as we walk in. I wont be able to control my bugs."

Naruto bit his bottom lip thinking of another way to fight this situation… "There has to be another way."

"No there's no other way, now get dress. I'll send somebody up to make you look… presentable." he looked Naruto up and down before leaving the room.

"I don't like him." Naruto simply stated to himself as he released the ties of his robes and let them slide off his body.

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"Ahh so cute!" A woman squealed and commented as soon as Naruto walked in, his arm linked in Shino's. They were at the gathering place. The Ball of The Village of Life. And Naruto hated every minute of it.

"Why do I have to wear this stupid dress?" He muttered under his breath, whilst fakely smiling at the on lookers. He didn't think he'd be this much of a party stopper. Damn near every body in the place stopped to look at them.

"Shino?" His voice was soft and low but it was the only noise that filled the room. Nervously he squeezed Shino's arm a bit. Holding on incase Shino decided to leave him.

Shino peeled Naruto hands off him and held them in his hands as he turned to face the nervous boy. He leaned in towards Naruto right ear and whispered the word Mingle, before leaving a chaste kiss on his cheek.

Naruto clasped his hand over his cheek. A small tingle from where Shino had touched him was left there. Naruto was in a complete daze, until some one tapped him on the shoulder. Totally off guard he jumped in his place. He turned around quickly to see an older man smiling at him.

"Hi." the older man greeted.

"Hello." Naruto greeted back a little confused as to why was this old man was talking to him.

" You must be a visitor from another village."

"Ah yes. As a matter of a fact I am. I'm from Konohana."

"Konohana!" He said seeming quite surprised. "I had no ideal Konohana harbored such fine young ladies, such as your self."

"Well we are pretty hard to come by in the Leaf Village." Naruto blushed. Uh-oh Naru no longer Shy and embarrassed was now getting into the role he had to play. 'The sexy cross-dresser.'

Across the room from Naruto stood Shino with a drink in his hand, Gathering information the quiet way. By eavesdropping into other people conversation.

"Hello" A very tall attractive women stood by Shino. He ignored her and took a sip of his drink.

"You must be the special guest. Aburame. I hear they have great plans for you." She gave him a wicked smiled. "So are you here alone?"

"No. I'm here with my fiancé." Shino finished his drink and took a look at Naruto flirting with some guy.

"Oh taken are we?" The woman placed her hand on his shoulder. Her hand lingered and trailed down his arm as she continued. "But are you happy?"

She slid her fingertips into his pocket pulling him a little closer to her. Shino grabbed her hand and smiled "Very much." He looked at her seriously, threw his shades.

"Hm young, sexy and committed. I'm jealous of her." She palmed his face and he just let her cautious as to keep her from taking off his glasses. "I'll tell you what, if you're ever feeling lonely." She grabbed the olive out of her martini glass, and placed it in her mouth in a seductive manner. Setting her glass down she walked to Shino's side. His shaded eyes followed her every movement. She slipped her hand in his pocked and whispered 'Call Me' into his ear.

Shino ignored how her hand slid out slowly indicating that she was most likely having a nice feel. After he was sure that she had completely left the room Shino left to retreat his fiancé.

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"I'd like to show our around and other things"

"Well…" Naruto spoke getting ready to reject the man.

"She can't. Were going to be very busy." Shino's voice popped up behind him, as an arm wrapped itself around his waist.

"Shino!" Naruto jumped in place completely surprised at the bug boy's action. And he became even more surprise when Shino began trailing kisses on his neck; this also caused the man Naruto was just flirting with to leave. After the man left Shino grabbed Naruto and pulled him out of the ball.

A/N: I have to hurry up next week I'm going to be babysitting and I won't have time to write. So please tell me what you think so I can write more and fast.