Just a minor humor piece. Bleach, I don't own it but I use it in the laundry!

Lucky Man

Ichigo Kurosaki is a lucky man, although you couldn't tell from his expression. He had survived an attack by the Grand Fisher at the age of nine. He saw ghosts and had comforted some of them up until the age of fifteen. He met Rukia and became a Shinigami, defeating many threats to friends and family. He had lost his power only to regain those powers and some additional powers to save Rukia. He fought on even terms with Byakuya Kuchiki, Rukia's brother. He managed to disrupt the plans of Aizen unknowingly. He even imparted some of his gift to his closest friends, namely Chad, Orihime, and Tatsuki. He beat several Arrancar and managed to rescue Orihime from Hueco Mundo.

Then why does he feel like he isn't very lucky? He has two of the most beautiful women any man could imagine desiring him and friends that would die to help him. Still he curses his luck.

"YOU DECIDED TO DO WHAT!!!!" The look on Ichigo's face mirrored his emotions of confusion and terror.

"Rukia and I have decided to share you." Orihime said repeating her statement. She went on seeing that Ichigo was beyond the capacity to respond. "You now spend half of the time in Soul Society and half of the time here."

"You're gone for a week then home for a week. We both love you and we both know that you love us." Finished Rukia smiling with a genuine smile as she sat next to Orihime.

"Let's face it Kurosaki, you need both of us, and we both need you. You are a part of us and we don't want you to have to choose anymore." Orihime said with a smile also.

Rukia looked up and away slightly as she tapped her chin in thought. "Rukia Kurosaki, I like the sound of that. What about you Orihime."

"I like it Rukia, and Orihime Kurosaki, what do you think about that?" She beamed back at her friend.

"I think it's very nice. I hope you keep him happy here in the real world." Rukia winked.

"Oh I don't think that that will be a problem. You just make sure that you keep him satisfied in Soul Society. Orihime winked back.

"WAIT A MINUTE, DON'T I GET SOME SAY IN THIS!" Ichigo yelled.

Both women turned to look at him and in unison answered. "NO"