A/N: This is something Billy and I came up with late at night when we were both on a sugar high. It's just an idea that we came up with and had to write down. Maybe we'll continue it, but only if enough people like it.

Disclaimer: We don't own anything to do with Middle Earth, but I want to own Boromir and Billy wants to own Legolas. Unfortunately that's never gonna happen.

Summary: After some persuading from the hobbits, Elrond decides to throw a party. All hell breaks loose. Characters are completely OOC. Rated for some swearing, some mention of slash and the like and a few characters taking their clothes off.

Party Time in Rivendell

In Rivendell, Merry and Pippin stood in front of Elrond with their arms folded and a scowl on both their faces.

"But why can't we have a party?" Merry whined. "It would be a lot of fun"

"We can't have a party because this is my house and I say so" Elrond replied, glaring down at the two hobbits. They glared back at him.

"I hate it when big people won't give you a reason for saying no" Pippin said to Merry, completely ignoring the elf lord. "If you ask me, he is getting way too serious"

"I agree" Merry said with a nod. "A party might loosen him up a bit"

"I know what you are trying to do" Elrond told them, a smirk on his face. "And it isn't going to work. We are not having a party and that is that"

"Then maybe this will" Merry looked up at him and grinned mischievously. "Let us have a party and we won't tell anyone about when we caught you in Arwen's purple knickers." He broke off as Pippin let out a snort of laughter.

"You would not dare" Elrond took a threatening step towards them. Merry and Pippin only smiled.

"Our lips are sealed," they promised. "If you just let us have a party. Agreed?"

"Do I have a choice?" Elrond said with a sigh. The two hobbits gave a cheer and ran out of the room. Elrond sank into a chair, his head in his hands. He could only imagine what chaos would ensure as a result of him agreeing to a party.

"I hate hobbits," he muttered under his breath, making a firm resolution to kill Merry and Pippin as soon as he had the chance.