Hikari: I do not own anyone here except the Narrarator... DBW owns the only Al fangirl. I got this idea after reading a YGO version of this! Hope you guys like it!
P.S.- I own the holiday Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation day! Muhahaha! I OWN IT!
On the first day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
A pyromaniac burning down a tree!
Roy walked in and saw the tree, "OOOOOOOH! MUST BURN!"
The narrarator sweatdropped.
On the seccond day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Two Elric brothers
Roy and Ed glared at eachother for a while and the narrarator looked at Ed dreemily.
Al looked at the three, "Uh... guys. BROTHER!" noone payed attention to him. He picked his nose.
and a pyromaniac is no longer burning down a tree!
Roy stared at Al, "Ewwwww."
On the third day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Three Winry bashers,
Alexandra, Meagan, and Jessica appeared and growled, foaming at the mouth.
"Where's Winry? Must KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL the WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRY!" Alexandra growled.
Two Elric brothers
Ed was sitting on chair and messing with the hight adustment. Al is still picking his nose.
and a pyromaniac is poking the ashes that used to be a tree!
Roy poked the ashes, "Am I suppost to do something?"
The narrarator shrugged, "Hell if I know!"
On the fourth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Four evil pink sparkalies,
The narrarator ran around, "A SPARKALIE IS IN MY EYE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Three Winry bashers,
Meagan and Jessica growled as Alexandra foamed at the mouth.
Two Elric brothers
Ed looked at Al, "Ewww, Al, nasty!"
Al looked away and continued "mining for gold".
and a pyromaniac burning down a tree!
"I wish I had gold in my nose!" Roy smiled. "I also wish I HAD a tree TO burn down."
On the fifth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Five rabid fangirls,
Ed's screams can be heard in the distance as you see four rabid fangirls chasing after him.
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Three Winry bashers,
"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINRYYYYYYYYY!"
Two Elric brothers
and a pyromaniac poking the ashes that used to be a tree!
"What happened to the other rabid fangirl?" Roy asked, still poking the ashes.
On the sixth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Six Izumi's,
Ed screamed even more because of the fact that he was tied to a wall.
Five rabid fangirls,
giggles...
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Three Winry bashers,
Foamy... foamy... foamy... rated PG-13... foamy...
Two Elric brothers
Al screamed as he saw a rabid fangirl next to him, picking her nose aswell.
"If I shall love Al I shall know Al and I shall BE AL!" Kayla said, still "gold mining".
and a pyromaniac burning down a tree!
"I FINALLY FOUND A TREE!"
On the seventh day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Seven humanculi,
Wrath poked Envy, "I'm bored."
"Shut up shorty!"
Six Izumi's,
Ed was still screaming.
Five rabid fangirls,
giggles
The narrarator opened up her eye, "Al needs to run a bit faster."
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S BACK IN MY EYE!"
Three Winry bashers,
Foamy... killing... (tm)... rated PG-13...
Two Elric brothers
Al runns by with a rabid fangirl hot on his tail.
Ed has escaped from the rabid fangirl's confinds and is now running around with no shirt on.
Narrarator dug out the sparkalie, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TAKE OFF THE PANTS!"
and the pyromaniac is gettin kinda drunk!
On the eighth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Eight rooms of central,
The narrarator sweatdropped, "Why do I need this?" Hears noises in one of the rooms, "I'm not goin' in there!"
Seven humanculi,
Wrath started picking his nose.
"That's gross!"
"FOOOOOOOD!"
Gluttony ate Wrath's boogers
Six Izumi's,
More screaming
Five rabid fangirls,
There was a squeal and Ed screamed as pants flew onto the camera only to be taken off by the Narrarator and hidden somewhere.
"Where did Al go? And the AL fangirl?" the narrarator asked before seeing Ed running around the place with only underwear on. "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Three Winry bashers,
Foam... Kill... rape...
Two Elric brothers
Screams... UNDERWEAR FLYING! The Narrarator's squeal of deilight then more boy's underwear.
"Damn, Ed, how many pairs of underwear do you have on!"
and the pyromaniac is hearing strange noises!
"That dosen't go really go."
"Who cares!"
On the nineth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Eight pairs of Ed's underwear and his speedo,
"Ed... why do you wear a speedo?"
"Al bought my swimming suit."
Eight rooms of central,
Noises... scream... more noises
Seven humanculi,
"Gluttony, there's an all you can eat buffet."
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
"Gluttony, your a pig."
Six Izumi's,
Five rabid fangirls,
Ed's scream... more clothes...
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Three Winry bashers,
Two Elric brothers
Ed's scream...
and the pyromaniac just vomited on my shoe!
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
On the tenth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Ten transmutation circles,
"I'm bored."
"Join the club."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FANGIRL!"
Eight pairs of Ed's underwear and his speedo,
Squeal...
Eight rooms of central,
Noises...
Seven humanculi,
"Why're you picking your nose?"
"It fends off Jenay."
"Who?"
"The Narrarator and the Al fangirl's friend. She's chasing Ed right now."
"Oh..."
Six Izumi's,
More screaming
Five rabid fangirls,
"I think Ed just got caught."
"Yep."
"Wanna go get pizza?"
"Sure."
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Three Winry bashers,
Alexandra killed Robert (a winry fanguy)
Two Elric brothers
"One."
"Just shut up."
"NEVER!"
"At least put some underwear on."
"The manskirt STAYS!"
"Idiot..."
and I think the pyromaniac is dead!
On the eleventh day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Eleven 'sploded brains,
"Scar, kill him."
"No."
"MIND CONTROLL!"
"Yes master! I shall kill the good ones."
Ten transmutation circles,
"Boring..."
Eight pairs of Ed's underwear and his speedo,
Squeel...
Eight rooms of central,
Noises...
Seven humanculi,
Envy and Wrath are picking their noses.
Six Izumi's,
Some more screaming
Five rabid fangirls,
a chain saw revving and a girlish scream.
"Thanks Ed!"
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S STUCK AGAIN! WHY ME! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
Three Winry bashers,
Two Elric brothers
Ed is a little pre-occupied with the Narrarator.
and the pyromaniac is fast asleep!
snoring...
On the twelveth day of Fullmetal Alchemist Appreciation Day my true love gave to me,
Twelve cartons of milk,
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Eleven 'sploded brains,
"Nice goin', Scarrykinns!"
Ten transmutation circles,
Eight pairs of Ed's underwear and his speedo,
"Ed... Ed... ED YOU FUCKING HOE WE NEED THE NARRARATOR!"
Eight rooms of central,
Noises...
Six humanculi,
"Envy, why's Edward eating the Narrarator?"
"I don't have a clue."
Six Izumi's,
Ed's too busy to scream... Wrath screamed.
Five rabid fangirls,
"One, Ed killed the others."
"It's a stupid fanfiction, Wrath, don't let them fool you."
"They're not."
Four evil pink sparkalies,
"Narrarator, you need to scream now."
"She's busy."
"These guys are freaky, I'm leaving."
Three Winry bashers,
"Why're they sleeping?"
"I think they're tired."
"Oh god! It's the OPPOCOLIPSE! Envy can THINK!"
"Shut up you fat hoe."
"Your a hoe."
"If I'm a hoe how come I'm older?"
"Because your a hoe!"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"HA!"
"No I think it's hohoho. Like Santy Claus!"
"Your an idiot!"
Two Elric brothers
Still a little pre-occupied
and the pyromaniac is a drunk!
They all got up and left but they didn't find Al until a few hours later with hickies all over him and the Al rabid fangirl looking kinda dazed. The Narrarator and Ed eventually started dating. Wrath and Envy sorted out their weddings and Roy ended up being the hired drunk in Ed's wedding.
The names of the only two surviving fangirls were Kayla and our very own Author Hikari.
Hikari: This was a funny fic I did pretty quickly before watching Star Wars Episode 3... G2G SEE THE MOVIE NOW! BYE AND REVIEW!