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Lilo: Welcome to the Outtake show!! All outtakes all the time!!
Suzu: We're your host for the evening! Guten tag and hazar to all I am Suzu!
Lilo: and I am Lilo!
Suzu: We are here tonight to bring you the outtakes from the new hit movie X2 X-men united!
Lilo: ::jumps out of the chair:: WOO-HOO! we have some great outtakes for u today! And to help us today we have two special guests!
Suzu: Here they are from our featured movie, here are Wolverine and Nightcrawler! *applause*
Suzu: ::Wolverine walks out and sits in a seat, beer in hand::
Suzu: ::Nightcrawler appears in the seat with a loud *BAMF*::
Lilo: welcome guys!
Wolverine: hey ::drinks his beer::
Nightcrawler: Thank you for inviting us
Lilo: so Nightcrawler......should I call you Nightcrawler of just Kurt?
::looks out at all the people giving Nightcrawler weird looks::
NC: Just Kurt vould be fine.
Lilo: Okie dokie ::looks at wolverine:: what about u? Is it ok if i call u Logan?
W: eh ::takes another sip::
Lilo: ::whispers to suzu:: not very talkative is he?
Suzu: ::shrugs:: Okay! How about we roll some outtakes!! Now for our first outtake, Wolverine would you mind telling us about this one?
W: ::crumples up the empty can and throws it away::
Suzu: ::snickers::
W: just call me Logan.......ok this first clip is of me and Elf here he keeps teleportin' and makin' stupid jokes and well......ill just let ya watch the rest
NC: Yes and a hint for this clip is my teleports smell like brimstone.
Lilo: Roll it!
::Kurt jumps in the air:: *BAMF!* Safety *BAMF!* Safety *BAMF!* Safety! *BAMF!* Logan: DOORKNOB!! ::clotheslines Kurt in midair::
Lilo: ::claps:: that was really funny I must say *laugh* *applause*
Suzu: Yes, quite!
LIilo: Logan what was your inspiration for this particular scene?
W: I just pretended it was Cyclops ::evil grin::
Suzu: ::laughs::
Suzu: Ok now for our next outtake, Kurt would you like explain for us?
NC: Yes, this take is actually two of our friends spying on me in the shower between takes.
Suz:: Roll it!
::a camera lense moves through out Kurt's trailer towards the bathroom and snickers are heard from the background:: ::they push the bathroom door open and stick the camera lense in the shower:: ::Kurt is in the shower with a shower cap and a back scrubber:: Rubber ducky you're the one! BADUM BADUM! You make bath time so much fun! BADUM BAD- ::sees the camera:: HEY!!!
::wolverine almost falls out of his chair he's laughing so hard::
::Suz is tryin' to keep from laughing::
NC: *mumbles under breath* Verdammte Auslanders.
W: I heard that elf boy
NC: *whistles*
W: *grumbles*
Lilo: ::looks at suz:: that was his tail.......right?
Suz: ::looks the other way::..
Lilo: ::turns bright red::
Suz: ::turns 5 shades of pink::
Lilo: O........k *cough* this next clip is of Ice Man and Pyro. Young Bobby is so preoccupied with showing off for Rouge, he doesn't realize where his ice is going which is unfortunate for everyone's favorite fire manipulator
Lilo: Roll it!
:: Bobby is making various flowers out of ice for Rouge. He decides to show her how fast he can travel on top of his ice:: ::he takes off leaving a trail of really slippery ice right in front of the doorway. Pyro is preoccupied with his lighter and walks through the doorway and immediately falls on his butt::
And now a word from our sponsor!
TROJAN MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! ::guys hum in the background::
Lilo: o.O since when did they become our sponsors?!?!??
Suz: Ever since our other sponsor quit on us
::Kurt hums with the trojan guys::
Lilo: Ooooook. Suz, why don't you tell us about the next clip?
::was over talking with kurt about something, puts the pen back in her pocket and sits down::
Lilo: give him your number after the show Suz
Suz: little too late for that.
Lilo: oh brother... introduce the next clip
Suz: Okay well our next clip includes Kurt and Mystique, uh Kurt could you tell us a little about this before we watch it?
NC: ::lookin at his hand:: *mumbles* 555-
Suz:Hey Kurt!
NC: huh? Oh yea uh, this next scene involves me annoying Mystique.
Lilo: Roll it!
::between scenes they're standing there and Kurt is hoping up and down:: OKay now change into Wolverine!
::changes::
Ok now change into......THAT TREE!!!
No.....
Awwwwww come on pweease?!!?
......Fine ::turns into a tree::
Ok ok now turn into me again!
::rolls her eyes:: will you leave me alone? ::he nods like a 5 yr old:: fine ::turns into kurt::
::he walks around mystique:: Man I'm fat.
Lilo: Well thats all we have today!
Suz: Turn in tomorrow for the second half of our show!
Suz: A special thanx to our guests Wolverine and Nightcrawler! ::gives the call me sign to Kurt::
W: no problem Lilo: we'll see you guys ::winks at wolverine:: and all u lovely viewers later!
W: ::responds with a nod::
NC: Yes, thank you for having us
Lilo: BYE!
Lilo: Welcome to the Outtake show!! All outtakes all the time!!
Suzu: We're your host for the evening! Guten tag and hazar to all I am Suzu!
Lilo: and I am Lilo!
Suzu: We are here tonight to bring you the outtakes from the new hit movie X2 X-men united!
Lilo: ::jumps out of the chair:: WOO-HOO! we have some great outtakes for u today! And to help us today we have two special guests!
Suzu: Here they are from our featured movie, here are Wolverine and Nightcrawler! *applause*
Suzu: ::Wolverine walks out and sits in a seat, beer in hand::
Suzu: ::Nightcrawler appears in the seat with a loud *BAMF*::
Lilo: welcome guys!
Wolverine: hey ::drinks his beer::
Nightcrawler: Thank you for inviting us
Lilo: so Nightcrawler......should I call you Nightcrawler of just Kurt?
::looks out at all the people giving Nightcrawler weird looks::
NC: Just Kurt vould be fine.
Lilo: Okie dokie ::looks at wolverine:: what about u? Is it ok if i call u Logan?
W: eh ::takes another sip::
Lilo: ::whispers to suzu:: not very talkative is he?
Suzu: ::shrugs:: Okay! How about we roll some outtakes!! Now for our first outtake, Wolverine would you mind telling us about this one?
W: ::crumples up the empty can and throws it away::
Suzu: ::snickers::
W: just call me Logan.......ok this first clip is of me and Elf here he keeps teleportin' and makin' stupid jokes and well......ill just let ya watch the rest
NC: Yes and a hint for this clip is my teleports smell like brimstone.
Lilo: Roll it!
::Kurt jumps in the air:: *BAMF!* Safety *BAMF!* Safety *BAMF!* Safety! *BAMF!* Logan: DOORKNOB!! ::clotheslines Kurt in midair::
Lilo: ::claps:: that was really funny I must say *laugh* *applause*
Suzu: Yes, quite!
LIilo: Logan what was your inspiration for this particular scene?
W: I just pretended it was Cyclops ::evil grin::
Suzu: ::laughs::
Suzu: Ok now for our next outtake, Kurt would you like explain for us?
NC: Yes, this take is actually two of our friends spying on me in the shower between takes.
Suz:: Roll it!
::a camera lense moves through out Kurt's trailer towards the bathroom and snickers are heard from the background:: ::they push the bathroom door open and stick the camera lense in the shower:: ::Kurt is in the shower with a shower cap and a back scrubber:: Rubber ducky you're the one! BADUM BADUM! You make bath time so much fun! BADUM BAD- ::sees the camera:: HEY!!!
::wolverine almost falls out of his chair he's laughing so hard::
::Suz is tryin' to keep from laughing::
NC: *mumbles under breath* Verdammte Auslanders.
W: I heard that elf boy
NC: *whistles*
W: *grumbles*
Lilo: ::looks at suz:: that was his tail.......right?
Suz: ::looks the other way::..
Lilo: ::turns bright red::
Suz: ::turns 5 shades of pink::
Lilo: O........k *cough* this next clip is of Ice Man and Pyro. Young Bobby is so preoccupied with showing off for Rouge, he doesn't realize where his ice is going which is unfortunate for everyone's favorite fire manipulator
Lilo: Roll it!
:: Bobby is making various flowers out of ice for Rouge. He decides to show her how fast he can travel on top of his ice:: ::he takes off leaving a trail of really slippery ice right in front of the doorway. Pyro is preoccupied with his lighter and walks through the doorway and immediately falls on his butt::
And now a word from our sponsor!
TROJAN MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! ::guys hum in the background::
Lilo: o.O since when did they become our sponsors?!?!??
Suz: Ever since our other sponsor quit on us
::Kurt hums with the trojan guys::
Lilo: Ooooook. Suz, why don't you tell us about the next clip?
::was over talking with kurt about something, puts the pen back in her pocket and sits down::
Lilo: give him your number after the show Suz
Suz: little too late for that.
Lilo: oh brother... introduce the next clip
Suz: Okay well our next clip includes Kurt and Mystique, uh Kurt could you tell us a little about this before we watch it?
NC: ::lookin at his hand:: *mumbles* 555-
Suz:Hey Kurt!
NC: huh? Oh yea uh, this next scene involves me annoying Mystique.
Lilo: Roll it!
::between scenes they're standing there and Kurt is hoping up and down:: OKay now change into Wolverine!
::changes::
Ok now change into......THAT TREE!!!
No.....
Awwwwww come on pweease?!!?
......Fine ::turns into a tree::
Ok ok now turn into me again!
::rolls her eyes:: will you leave me alone? ::he nods like a 5 yr old:: fine ::turns into kurt::
::he walks around mystique:: Man I'm fat.
Lilo: Well thats all we have today!
Suz: Turn in tomorrow for the second half of our show!
Suz: A special thanx to our guests Wolverine and Nightcrawler! ::gives the call me sign to Kurt::
W: no problem Lilo: we'll see you guys ::winks at wolverine:: and all u lovely viewers later!
W: ::responds with a nod::
NC: Yes, thank you for having us
Lilo: BYE!