Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts
By: samuraiduck27 and PsychoKitty13
A/N: SD27: We're back, minna!
PK13: With the sequel…er, sort of sequel… to our surprisingly popular story, "A Series of Unfortunate Substitutes"!
SD27: Hopefully, this one'll be just as good, and actually have a plot!
PK13: Keyword…hopefully.
SD27: Shut it, PK. This time, our two pranksters are taking on JK Rowling's Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
PK13: SD + wand and fire spells not good. Maybe we should think of something else as a sequel?
SD27: (glares) NO! I want to set things on fire!
PK13: (sighs) She gets like this every time.
SD27: Here's a better summary than the crappy one you've seen. Stupid space limitations…
Summary: Uh oh… here we go again. SD and PK are back! Only this time, it's not their school they're causing mayhem at- it's Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. More pranks, chaos, and fun are bound to come, but what happens when things start to get a little over the two pranksters' heads? Will the two ever get home? Will they want to? And what about old Voldy? Read and review, minna! (AU version of Harry's 5th year)
Note: If you haven't read A Series of Unfortunate Substitutes, you may be slightly confused as to many of the details used in the early few chapters. Since this takes place after all the chaos the two supposedly made… Such as a few of the pranks mentioned, victims, people, and stuff like that. So you may want to read it first. That's about it.
DISCLAIMER: Oh Ra… not more of these… once again, SD and PK own nothing but themselves and the plot. Got it? Do we need to beat it into you so ya won't sue us? No? Are you sure? You are? Dang. All right then. ONWARDS!
Japanese Words:
Baka- idiot, stupid
Gomen- sorry
Minna/minna-san- everyone, -san is a formal suffix, adds respect
Ne- right, as in "That's okay, right?" not the direction
Kitsune- legendary spirit fox in Japanese mythology
Ja ne- goodbye
Onegai- please
"Talking"
Thinking
(A/N's randomly seen throughout ficcie)
Prologue: Here We Go Again…
Honors Integrated Chemistry and Physics… to put it simply, "The Smart People's Class" as the freshman populace of the local high school christened it.
"And here we have the laboratories- the scientists in here have been…"
The so-called "Smart People's Class" was on a field trip to a laboratory facility about an hour away for an end-of-the-year treat. Some treat.
"Boring… this blows." sighed a short, blonde girl from the back of the line.
"I agree, SD- this sucks major." added a tallish brunette from next to her.
Rae Zephyr, known as SD, and Kat Dilefea, known as PK, sighed and trailed along at the end of the class. SD and PK were known pranksters and troublemakers, who only got into the Honors class because of their interest in exploding substances. In fact, it was a miracle the two were actually getting decent grades in the class.
"Ooh- what's that?" cooed SD, eyes growing wide at what was going on behind a Plexiglas panel separating the class from one of the labs.
"That, young lady, is one of our more temperamental projects. We're trying to create a device that will transport mass from one point to another. In other words, a teleportation device." the guide said, noticing SD's interest.
"Have you had any luck?" PK inquired, thinking of the things her and SD could do with something like that.
SD was finally starting to corrupt the poor girl.
The guide shook his head, "Unfortunately not. We can't figure out what's going wrong. The test objects are teleporting, but they aren't showing up at the desired point or anywhere within the room. It's quite frustrating. Now, let's continue. Over here…"
Once again, the two tuned out the guide's boring monotone voice and stared into the room behind the shield. They were so absorbed in watching the scientists work that they didn't even notice they had been left behind. Not as if they cared or anything…
Soon the scientists left the room; on a break, maybe? Well, whatever the reason, SD thought this to be a perfect chance to go in and take a little look-see at the device they were slaving over.
"Let's go." muttered SD, trying to open the door and get access to the room; but as she thought, it was locked.
"What in Ra's name are you doing!" PK exclaimed, "Are you insane!"
SD hushed her and pulled out a lock pick from her book bag, "You want us to get caught or something? Keep it down!" she struggled with the pick, "It's times like these I wish I knew how to use my lovely katana… and that I had it on me."
"First of all, it's not yours, it's Hiei's. And second- you actually do know how to use it a bit."
"Not enough to cut down a door, and it's finder's keepers, loser's weepers, ne?"
SD and PK were referring to the time about 3 months before when SD had a strange dream dealing with an odd wish her and PK made. They wanted all the teachers to disappear and for the duo's favorite anime characters to take their places. Oddly enough- the next day it happened. Everything the duo did in that dream happened that day. SD had stolen a sword from one of the subs, and currently still had it in her possession.
"Times like this I wish we had our favorite kitsune here…" muttered SD as she finally got the very stubborn lock to give way.
The two- well SD pulling PK behind her- crept into the room and looked around for the device that they saw being tested.
"We shouldn't be here… we're so gonna get caught…" fretted PK, eyes darting around nervously.
SD rolled her eyes and sighed. PK could be such a worry-wart at times that it was pathetic.
"We're not gonna get caught… I think." SD told her.
"Well that's reassuring." muttered PK, "Let's hurry up and get outta here, okay?"
"Not until I see that transporting thingy." SD replied, moving over to it.
The transporter was about the size of a computer screen; it had an infrared scanner dealie jutting out the top of it and was pointed at the direction SD and PK were facing. It was covered in little buttons and wires, and the casing wasn't fully put on. You could see the microchips and stuff inside it.
"Wonder how you work this thing… oh!" a big green button that was labeled "ON" stood out on one side, "Well that's handy." SD said.
PK looked at SD and slapped the girl's hand away from the button, "Baka! Don't touch it! I dunno about you- but I don't wanna be transported and never come back."
SD pouted and rubbed her hand as PK went off on a mini-tirade on why they should go and not touch things and etcetera.
She's so easily distracted… and that button is so tempting… I must press it!
SD reached out a hand once again, but PK pulled the girl back by the book bag- causing the zipper to break and SD's books to spill out.
"Argh! PK, you dork! This was my favorite bag!" SD whined, picking up her books and glaring at the girl.
"Gomen, SD- but it was about time you got a new bag anyways." she replied, helping the girl pick up her belongings.
"Geez- got enough stuff? Hey- I thought you read this already," PK said, picking up a copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, one of the many books both girls liked.
"Yeah- I've read it about 10 times already. Can't get enough of it. Now gimme my stuff." SD replied, grabbing her things from PK suddenly and going a little off balance and falling back on the teleporter.
Both girls paled as the machine's lights went on and the infrared sensor started glowing, pointing directly at the girls.
Just then, the scientists came back in- evidentially there was an alarm on the teleporting device and SD had set it off.
"What are you two doing in here?" yelled one of them, scaring the two girls.
Before they could move out of the beam's path or answer the scientist, a reddish-orange beam hit the book, SD and PK, and they, along with the rest of their belongings, vanished into thin air.
Chaos erupted in their wake as the baffled scientists looked on in horror at the place where the two teens occupied a minute before.
PK13: Well- that's the first chappie! Hope you all liked it! Remember- for more info on SD and PK, etc. go read A Series of Unfortunate Substitutes on SD27's page.
SD27: Review, onegai!
Ja ne, minna-san!
PsychoKitty13 and Samuraiduck27