Organization XII
Steal Marluxia's sythe & cloak and pretend to be
the grim reaper.
2. Dye Larxene's cloak bright pink.
3. Then
call her a girly-girl.
4. Tell Vexen he's like the nobody version
of Orochimaru.
5. If he asks who that is, tell him he's the ninja
version of Michael Jackson.
6. If he dares to ask who that is,
tell him the truth...that he's a scary, girly, ugly child
molester.
7. When in the same room as Axel, call the circus and
say you found their missing 'clown' really loudly.
8. Tell Xemnas
that the letters of his name also spell mansex.
9. Ask everyone
except Larxene if they're gay.
10. Call Marluxia "ma'am".
11.
Be happy 24/7.
12. Ask Larxene if those two strands of
gravity-defying hair are actually antennas.
13. Try to use
Demyx's sitar to play "Guitar Hero".
14. Sneak off with
Xigbar's guns and use them for paintball practice.
15. Call Axel
a porcupine.
16. Tell Zexion that he's emo.
17. Then proceed
to call him an idiot when he asks what emo means.
18. force them
to watch kiddie shows (Barney, Teletubbies, etc.).
19. Ask Xemnas
if he's a Jedi.
20. Force Luxord to go to rehab for his gambling
addiction.
21. Ask Roxas if he's always been a
goody-two-shoes.
22. Sneak a peek at a file that documents Axel's
previous jobs.
23. If Axel catches you, tell him you were looking
to see if he was ever a stunt double for Sonic the hedgehog.
24.
Enlist Saix for anger management sessions.
25. Ask to borrow
Xaldin's voodoo kit.
26. When he says he doesn't have one, ask
him why he has such big needles.
27. Buy Larxene a barbie
doll.
28. Ruin all of Vexen's experiments.
29. Laugh at
Lexaeus when he finds out that barely anyone knows who he is.
30.
Give this list to Sora & his friends.
Axel
1.call
him gay
2.say he has a porcupine-haircut
3.say he has
man-tities
4.say roxas is dead
5.tell him he cross dresses on
weekends for Roxas
6.ask if he's a virgin
7.ask him why
8.give Roxas flowers and say it's from Axel
9.Tell Vivi where
he lives... (it won't be pretty)
10.show him Kingdom Hearts
Cocaine in a Can 2
11.ask him out
12.introduce him to AkuRoku
(they don't have yaoi in kh world)it will get ugly
13.every time
he walks by sing "If You Were Gay"
14.say Vexen is
better than him (for you retarts out there Vexen controles ice)
15.glomp him
16.buy him a thong
17.ask him to wear it
18. when he says no ask if he'll do it for naked pics of Roxas
19.laugh at when he dies
20.E-Mail him AkuRoku
21.steal
his clothes
22.sell them on Ebay
23.buy him a dress
24.when
he wears if from lack of clothing, sream "AXEL IS GAY AND
CROSSDRESSES"when the whole organization is around.
25.sing
"sexy sexy"
26.post on an Axel-fangirl site where he
lives
27.hug him
28.kiss him
29.ask for..."it"
30. do all of 27 28 and 29 at once
31.when you see a
porcupine scream "OH MY FIN GOD THERE'S 2 AXELS"
32.when in a public place yell "AXEL WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON
ROXAS WITH DEMYX!?"
33.pour water in hum
34.buy him a
dildo for his birthday
(or unbirthday whatever nobodies say)
35.edit a clip of Axel so he says "Roxas, F with me"
36.show it to Roxas
37.Get Vexen to freeze the castle
38.lock Axel in the castle
39.trick him into saying "I
hate Roxas"
40.have Roxas hide while he says that
