Hogwarts: Sounds of the night.
Author: Severina
Translation: ME
Genre: Humor
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I don't own the story; Severina doesn't own anything, EXEPT for the storyline. Not Harry Potter and anything related to him though :-D
Pairing: too many
Summary: A night at Hogwarts… No one is sleeping.
Owlery:
*Hoot, hoot*
Gryffondor Common Room:
Seamus: Enough, Ron! Shut up, already!
Ron: What's enough!? What!? How can you sleep?!
Seamus: Oh, yeah… How can I sleep when you are making all this noise? Nothing's gonna happen to your Harry… How about a fuck as long as we are awake?
Ron: Well… In this case… Ok, that will help to settle my nerves.
Dean: Guys! Can I join?
Slytherin Common Room:
Draco: Ooh! Oh!! OOHHH!!!!!
Harry: Ohh… Eeeh!!! Draco… Where… OOOhhhh!!!… did you learn to do that?
Draco: It's… ooh… one of my… oohhh… talents…. Ooohh… passed down…. OH DEAR GOD!!!
McGonagall's Room:
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Filtch's Room:
Ksksks! Come here, Norris, baby!.. Come, I'll scratch you behind your ear. Behind your tummy… *MEOW!* Quiet! Don't jerk! What are you??? Playing hard to get!? It's not like you are a girl anymore!? Yeah… Ohhh!!! Aaaahhh!!! That's better… Oooohhh….Whah?? What the??? MINERVA!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Snape's Room:
Oooh!!! Again!!! Oh, my goodness!!! Severus! I love you!!! Mmm…. Oh, Merlin!!! More!!! Ohhh… Just a little bit more!!! YES!!! YES!!!! Oh… cool… Again, I went above and beyond… Without anyone's help, I might notice! In everything, only trust your self! Hmm… Interesting thought… Maybe I should write it down!
Dumbledore's room:
Yes, baby… Open your mouth…. Yeah, like that… Ohh… Eeehh… My goodness!!! Who would have thought? Ohhh…. Only a hat…. Ohhh…. Oh, Merlin!
Dobby's "room":
*tear* My sock!!! It's so worn…What am I supposed to do now!!! *sob* Freedom for a new sock!!!!
Hargrid's Hut:
Ohh…. Mmm…. Eeehh… Ooh…. Like that…. You are so hot! My dear boy! Mmm…. Again!!! So much passion, so much flame!!! Mm…. That's why I love you… Norbert!
Chamber of Secrets:
Tom Riddle: Nazini!! You are almost undressing me with that stare! It's so hot…. Come to me!!! I mean creep to me!!!