Rings Are for
Girls
Chap.1: pretty fucked up
Scene: Hobbit-town, day. Here we see Stan Baggins, bitching about how he wasn't Aragorn.
Stan:I don't even get to kill anybody!
Suddenly he sees a familiar shape rolling through the place on a cart.
Stan: Chef! He yelled, running down to see his old mentor.
Chef: Hello there, children! How're my little midgets today?
Stan: good, why are you here?
Chef: I'm here to see your uncle, Jimbo.
So later, at Jimbos house:
Chef: It is time to talk of the puppet. Jimbo: what are you talking about? Chef: You know damn wellwhat I- Jimbo: Fire ant! It's coming right for us! Chef: Goddamnit, man, take that crazy bastard puppet out of your fucking pocket!
Jimbo: Okay, geez, here. Pulls out Mr. Hat! Chef: Okay, now leave it at the table. Jimbo:What is it with- Deer! It's coming right for us!
Later, at the party.
Jimbo: my fellow hobbits, my bourbons, my spleens, my fatticlots, and fags, I hope you are all drunk off your asses! Crowd: YAY!!!!! Jimbo: because now, I want you all to know that-Bunny, it's coming right for us! Suddenly, his gun went off wildly, killing every hobbit in sight. Stan: Jesus, dude! Jimbo: Holy shit! Run for it! Back at Jimbos house . Chef: It is no accident that gun went off, you are influenced by the puppet! Jimbo: What the hell is with you and this puppet? Chef: I tell you this puppet was sown by the Dark lord Streisand! Jimbo: no,no, That's impossible, she was destroyed! Chef: perhaps, but the nose of Streisand still plagues the land! Jimbo: how can this be stopped! Chef:someone must take the one and drop it in the yarn of Mt. Doom! Just then Stan walks in.
Stan. Uncle Jimbo! You gotta run! There's an angry mob after you! Jimbo: Aw shit. Stan, I got to find a place to hide! Chef: Don't worry Jimbo, You can hang out at my buddy Elrandy' place. Chef: now, who can take the puppet? Stan: What puppet? Jimbo: Just an evil puppet made by the Dark lord Streisand. Stan: Dude, It'd have to be some dumbass. Chef and Jimbo stare at him. What? Aww, Fuckin' weak!
Chap.1: pretty fucked up
Scene: Hobbit-town, day. Here we see Stan Baggins, bitching about how he wasn't Aragorn.
Stan:I don't even get to kill anybody!
Suddenly he sees a familiar shape rolling through the place on a cart.
Stan: Chef! He yelled, running down to see his old mentor.
Chef: Hello there, children! How're my little midgets today?
Stan: good, why are you here?
Chef: I'm here to see your uncle, Jimbo.
So later, at Jimbos house:
Chef: It is time to talk of the puppet. Jimbo: what are you talking about? Chef: You know damn wellwhat I- Jimbo: Fire ant! It's coming right for us! Chef: Goddamnit, man, take that crazy bastard puppet out of your fucking pocket!
Jimbo: Okay, geez, here. Pulls out Mr. Hat! Chef: Okay, now leave it at the table. Jimbo:What is it with- Deer! It's coming right for us!
Later, at the party.
Jimbo: my fellow hobbits, my bourbons, my spleens, my fatticlots, and fags, I hope you are all drunk off your asses! Crowd: YAY!!!!! Jimbo: because now, I want you all to know that-Bunny, it's coming right for us! Suddenly, his gun went off wildly, killing every hobbit in sight. Stan: Jesus, dude! Jimbo: Holy shit! Run for it! Back at Jimbos house . Chef: It is no accident that gun went off, you are influenced by the puppet! Jimbo: What the hell is with you and this puppet? Chef: I tell you this puppet was sown by the Dark lord Streisand! Jimbo: no,no, That's impossible, she was destroyed! Chef: perhaps, but the nose of Streisand still plagues the land! Jimbo: how can this be stopped! Chef:someone must take the one and drop it in the yarn of Mt. Doom! Just then Stan walks in.
Stan. Uncle Jimbo! You gotta run! There's an angry mob after you! Jimbo: Aw shit. Stan, I got to find a place to hide! Chef: Don't worry Jimbo, You can hang out at my buddy Elrandy' place. Chef: now, who can take the puppet? Stan: What puppet? Jimbo: Just an evil puppet made by the Dark lord Streisand. Stan: Dude, It'd have to be some dumbass. Chef and Jimbo stare at him. What? Aww, Fuckin' weak!