Chapter One : In the Forest
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Darth vader was setting in the Dark Forest leaned up against a tree looking at the one ring, " I thought it was just a movie". " I thought it was just a movie". " extronarly its real".
He said as he was looking at it. He sat there in shock for sometime that it was real. Then he heard something not to far from where he is. He looked up and called out
"who there"? No one answered and he called out again, but still no answer. He got up and left the tree behind walking out of the forest.
While trailing behind him was a creature that looked hideous. He had big eyes and dark skin if what that was could be called skin, the creature kept mumbling to himself very softly as he walked.
As Darth Vader was walking he heard the noise again and called out " show yourself ". As he said this the whole forest became quite ( the creature behind him froze in its tracks). After 5 mins he started walking again and came to the edge of the forest and when he looked up he saw a huge castle.
For a min he looked at it in shock and then said "omg that cant be.. I mean its was enough shock when I found out the ring was real, but now this ". He shook his head in disbelief, then saw a guy that looked huge and tall really tall from a normal person. he, looked at him and said " hey who are you"?
The guy turned around and said " I might ask you the same question. There was a moment of silence and the guy said " my name is hagrid what's yours".
Darth Vader looked as if he had seen a ghost. Then said "omg it cant be true just cant be", Then he fainted . The next thing he knew he was laying in a bed and could hear two people talking.
A woman voice "are you sure that's what happened".
" yes I am sure I just told him my name and he fainted".
Woman " well thanks for bring him here hagrid when he wakes up I will find out who he is".
Just after hagrid left Darth Vader setup and looked around.
The woman looked at him, "o good you are up now", she said.
he asked " what's your name"? "madam pomferey", she said.
He got that wired look on his face again and starting saying " it cant be true .. I can kinda understand the ring being real but this". He broke off in to a silence . Finally he said "omg if this is real care bears and the little blue creatures thing could be real".
Madam pomferey looked at him wired for a moment. " are you muggle person that don't know of magic", she asked.
"I don't know", he answered .
" like what do you mean.. you don't know... you either are one or not",she said.
He said "I am just all confused , "why" she asked, he told her everything and when he was done he told her he also "feared that care bears and the little blue creatures are real".
She said , "don't you know what is fake and real , care bears and sfums as they are called.. I think its on that tp thing muggles like so much".
He said " yes I know the difference its just that this the castle.. you people and the ring story is on TV, its tv no tp"
while he was telling this her eyes grew big and she said ( with a raised voice )" YOU ARE LYING... You lie".
"NO I AM NOT" he yelled back.