I turned on the bright light buld in the middle of the room as I sat on the metal table. Sasori sat tied by my very strong Sakura rope. Haku smirked at him as he put on his good cop mode.

"Come on we're all just curious! Tell me please. Why did you cheat on Sakura?" I walked around the room listening intently as Haku continued.

"hn." Sasori muttered obviously bored.

"I didn't want to do this but… NARUTO!!" Haku shouted and immediately it was bad cop's turn.

Naruto suddenly came in. A glare was the only action he made for a few minutes.

"Hurry up Naruto I've got chem Coming up soon!" I cried getting bored.

"Why did you cheat on MY Sakura-chan!!" Naruto shouted. Suddenly the Janitor's door opened and Kiba stared at us awkwardly.

"Duh. Karin is hott!" Sasori shouted not noticing Kiba as he stared at us awkwardly.

"Why are you guys in the utility closet, and why is Sasori strapped to a chair?" Kiba asked slowly.

"Ah! GET HIM HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!!" Naruto shouted then tied Kiba up with a gag in his mouth.

"Oh my god you're all insane!" Sasori shouted suddenly he started crying anime tears asking why me why me.

Suddenly Tsunade popped her head in and stared at the scene before her. She shook her head and sighed. "Sakura I told you I'd let you use the closet to interegate Sasori but I never said to tie those two up, gag Kiba, have Haku and Naruto play good cop bad cop, or use this overly bright eye burning bulb."

I nodded and motioned for Naruto to untie Kiba and for Haku to untie Sasori.

"Naruto, Kiba, and you too Haku… you all three have a detention when school starts next year at Jiraiya's all boys school." Tsunade sighed and let them leave.

"Sakura… Since middle school is over and I know your not moving… your only choice is to go to Naruto's school." Tsunade said sadly. "Don't worry I bought us Sake for the occasion!"

"Um… Tsunade… I'm a minor. It's like me reading Ichi Ichi Paradise." I said and sweat dropped.

When I told Haku and Naruto about my sudden…. Issue… they got excited.

Flashback

"I'm going to your all boys middle school" I said my voice sounding strange even to me.

"Yes!" Naruto screamed happily.

"Yes! Wait-no. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, We have to be her body gaurds against all those perves!" Haku my friend-who-looks-like-a-girl cried hugging me.

"All her innocence will be gone!" Naruto screamed hugging me too but his hands touched me in a couple wrong places...

I punched him in the head angrily. "I trust Haku not you!"

"Oh yes! I thought we'd be separated but my Sakura will still be with me!" Naruto shouted changing the subject to something less painful.

"Tsunade is making me have a dorm with you two anyway. Some random guy will join us too apparently." I said and immediately Haku and Naruto's eyes sparkeled.

'Yes! I get to braid my hair with Sakura!'

'Awesome the girl of my dreams will be sleeping in the same room with me… and constantly beat me up for all my daydreams… never mind I just want to visit her at a different school.'

End of Flashback

This was going to be a nightmare.