Revised!
Warnings: Implied yaoi and naked boys!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park.
The boys are all teenagers!
(Stan's POV)
Wet Cows
by Mootycakes
The worst part of football are the after game and after practice showers. They always remind me of how disgusting I am. We gather around our coach and he gives us the usual pep talk or berates us for screwing around or losing the game. Then, he orders us in the showers.
Normally I wouldn't mind, I'm not unattractive or deformed and I've never been modest. But the last few weeks, since Cartman joined the team as our linebacker, I can't stand to be in here. No, it's nothing he's doing, it's just that he's there and sexy as hell.
Every time I go in there, naked, with him, I run the risk of someone noticing just how he affects me. We haven't hung out and I haven't seen him outside of school since freshman year. Now that I'm taking notice of him I get turned on every time I'm near him. It's so fucking disgusting. Kyle would kill me if he knew Cartman was the reason I've been pushing him away.
I suppose I should talk to him, but he'd probably just laugh at me and ruin my reputation. So, I'll keep this quiet. If I ignore the feeling enough it should go away... Right?
Author's Note:
This is meant to be introspective and definitely implied Stan/Kyle. I hate the couple, but I love the idea of this story. This is only a snippet and it's complete. Use your imaginations to decide how things work out.