Homos Down the Street
In the homos down the street headquarters Number F had sex with Number U. Number U was the leader. Number Y was the cool one. The all wore pink. They lived in cardboard boxes.
They always fought Joe, the evil dude. Numbers F,U,Y,G, and V would kick his ass with their guns. Then they would kill him. Today they would have to fight Bob, the eviler guy. He would be hard.
He wore no clothes. He was gay to. Soon he joined and they all were gay together.
The End.